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things i like are:
stealing public property, t ping houses, beating up on friends, hanging out with friends, going to mehlville games, going to the movies, going to t time, walking around the neighborhood, having people over, confusing people, making people make funny faces, dropping my pants in front of girls that i dont know, mooning people from cars, driving without a permit, BAGEL BITES!!!, soccer, basketball, football (even though idk how to play), making the bird, wearing spandex and listening to brittany spears in my room, paintballing, hunting, shooting, making fires, lighting stuff on fire, seeing what burns, painting myself various colors, seeing how long i can put off my homework, doing stupid stuff, throwing my shoes at people, spray painting random things on random buildings, sneaking out, having fun, making people guess what im thinking, staring at random things just to make people say "what are you looking at", walking backwards, and mimicing girls i like infront of them, and of course giving advice.

things i dont like are:

girls that think they can get guys by wearing short skirts (b/c 98% of the time it works), people that try to mock me openly, people that hate me and try to get other people to do the same, people who make fun of my friends, people who call me stupid, people who eat my food, people who dont give me money, people who ask me continously for a piece of paper or pencil, people who try to be popular, guys who lie about their virginity, guys who hit girls, girls that cheat on guys, guys that cheat on girls, soda, roast beef sandwiches, taking care of things, cleaning up other people's mess, people who send me text messages, people who IM me constantly, people who think i can get them laid, people who look for "the love of their life" before the age of 21, people who are prude, people who are scared to have fun, workaholics, alcoholics, people who get addicted to smoking, people who do stuff under peer pressure, people who say the word "immature," people who think they are in the popular group, tv, and homework.
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I'm addicted to soda.
I drink up to three a day and I always have one before I go to school to wake me up. When I don't have one, I get big headaches. I really need to stop drinking them, but I've tried so many different methods and none of them worked.

Does anyone know any tips to quitting? (link)
when you wake up drink milk.
when you crave soda, drink lemonade or gatorade, or anything else besides it.


Greetings! Quite new here, what a lovely site...anywho, I have a question, I have been on a strict diet for the past...say 2 months, I've lost 25lbs, which is good :D, but I have been doing it eating Subway sandwhiches, I have moved to Winthrop University now...and I need a new diet plan! I am 6ft and 215lbs, any suggested caloric intakes, fat intakes, w/e would be appreciated!

I also heard that if you cut 250 cals from ur diet while exercising moderatly for 30 minutes a day you can lose 40lbs in a year...is that true?

thanks! (link)
the easiest diet i've seen that works is eating regular one day, and dieting the next so for example you'd eat your 2,500 calories day 1 and on day 2 you eat 1000 calories, this freaks out your metabolism and makes it work twice as hard to burn even more...you guessed it..fat.


My boyfriend smokes weed and it really bothers me. I know it's HIS life and I shouldn't tell him what to do, but I don't want him to mess up his life. I know people say ciggs are worse then weed, but weed can still give you cancer. I don't want him to die I just want him to STOP doing drugs so I don't always have to worry about him. What can I say and do to help him stop smoking weed? (link)
you can tell him everything, give him all the facts, threaten to break up with him...the whole nine yards. it's his choice, and ultimately, if its as bad as you say the only thing he's gunna care about is the next time he can get high. the way he's going to look at it is, that we're all going to die eventaully.

i'd stop talking to him for however long it takes for him to realize that your not, and once he does call you, that would be the perfect time to let it all out, because thats when he's going to listen.


when people ask you if u do drugs, is vicodin considered a drug? (link)
yup. but if you take it once it wouldnt be "doing" it. anything that's a stimulant is a drug, ex alcohol, vitamins, caffeine. but not all drugs are bad :)


is it safe 2 masturbate???i mean can you get any thing like aids or something like that from doing it???i masturbate maby once a month and i just want 2 make sure its safe!! (link)
You can masterbate every 5 minutes if you want...it may be physically tiring, but you can. and you cant get aids from it


Last Saturday this boy gave me his phone number. Its now a week later and I finally decided I want to call him (after a week of trying to get over my shyness lol) but I'm not sure if its still appropriate since its a week later. Is it too late? (link)
haha 3 day rule. thats all im sayin


hi. im a 23 year old woman. i wanted to know if its harmful to swallow semen. can you even tell me what are the contents of semen? thankyou.
by the way im from United Arab Emirates(Dubai). (link)
no not at all, it boosts ur metabolism...no joke.


theres this guy, "jake". jake & i talk alot online and stuffff and he's completley normal and fine when we talk online. but then in school, when i see him or we talk, he acts really shy. why is he doing this? and how do i make him feel more comfortable around me? (link)
it's cause its easier to say stuff online...like your talking to you're computer screen instead of a person. you can make him feel more comfortable by:
-joking around with him
-just saying hey
and simple things like that.


I think i'm ADD (not literally) i alwayss get distracted from my homework...i know thats normal b/c its boring, but how can i just pay attention and finish it b/c next thing i know its 11:00 and i still have to study and do other things (like right now haha)

pleasee help.
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trust me, you dont have add, ur like the rest of us. no matter what you do, theres always something you'd rather be doing. its just common nature...nothing to worry about. if you want help, you can just get everything over with, so you have alllll that free time to do whatever you want.


Dear Advicenators-

Well this school year is my first time in highscool. I have 6 best friends.. and it seems like i'm the prudest. I've always been so over protective and i havnt even kissed a guy yet! I mean I'm not ugly... i dont wanna be snobby but im pretty. All my friends are hooking up with these new kids... and i feel like out of place. haha. I dont know how to explain it. I mean I guess it's because there are no new hot kids in my classes; because when i go to parties and talk to guys there, they always flirt with me and stuff and they ask for my number and stuff. can anybody give me tips to be more flirtaciuos and open minded.. haha. Well, basically.. i just need advice : ( thanks (link)
im not prude, but i dont make fun of people who are, and like its not bad, it just means that you like to take things slow


I am a STRONG supporter of the homosexuals and transvestites. My best friend is homosexual indeed and he will always remain my best friend.. I'm 14/f by the way. Anyways. I know that about 80% of the people in our school are homophobic and about 50% of them will harm my homosexual friends mentally and sometimes physically. I myself am bisexual but I haven't come out of the closet yet. Not even to my best friend. The thing is that I've lost several friends now since I declared my homosexual friend my best friend. I don't mind because I know that they are too shallow to match up to me. But the problem is that people are starting to tease me and such at school. For instance they ask "Do you uygs do it, you suck him, he's your slave whore, ew, you're friends with a gay guy" etc. It's been going on a lot lately now that I've entered high school. The other day, when I got off the bus, some guys decided to hassal me and one rammed into my chest with his shoulder. I believe that his actions were the result of me being friends with mybest friend (They were teasing him and me on the bus on the way home before I got off). Now I don't know what to do because I know that this situation is bound to escalate to worse situations. I don't and will NEVER drop my homosexual friends. EVER. But the thing is that I'm always hassaled by homophobic people at school and I just don't know what to do about them. (link)
i'm not gunna be an asshole about this, but i don't support homos, and i guess you guys could always stick together, because like you all believe in the same thing, i mean seriously it doesnt matter who you have as your friend, i mean look you all believe in homosexuality, and like you all pretty much have the same oppinions and if i were you id be like screw the rest of you i got my friends...


Hey, is there anyone on this site than can speak both good german and english!! Homework help needed lol :) (link)
i can.


ok me and my boyfriend broke up because his mom didn't rele like me. We still both like eachother.. well thats what he says.. and he says he doesn't want to go back out ntil his mom like chills out a little. but he asked another girl to homecoming with him after telling me it would be to weird if we went together. does this mean he doesnt want to go back out or what? i dont know please help.!! 14/f (link)
im guessing that he doesnt want to go out with you. and that he was lieing about his mom not liking you. but its just a while guess, so no he wouldnt want to back out with you...im pretty sure thats not what you wanted to hear, but its my guess.


i got my hair cut. and its ALOT shorter then i wanted it to be. like depressingly short and its growing back SO SLOW!!! is there anything i can do or and product i can use to make my hair grow longer? THANK YOUUU =)
ohh and i have NO intrest in getting extensions (link)
eat things with a lot of protein


I found out that quite a few classmates of mine have tried marijuana or weed. This really shocked me because I didn't think highschoolers did that sort of thing, or that drugs were even available. They told me that the drugs really aren't that bad, that they're actually safer than cigarettes, and that they aren't addictive. Are they right? How many highschoolers do drugs usually? Am I naive to have believed that? (link)
u didnt know highschoolers did drugs wtf??? when we're in highschool thats when we WANT to try drugs and they are veryyy available, you just need to know where to look. marijuana is not addictive, and does not coat your lungs with tar making them safer than ciggarettes


i got this friend.. were not to close but hes a pretty cool guy.. i found out he smokes and idk.. i hate ppl that smoke.. it killed my g-ma and i dnt want that to happen to me or my friends.. what do i do? (link)
tell him straight up what you think. wether he listens or not, thats his choice.


everyday after school i come home & pretty much pig out.. & normally its after not having any lunch at school.. somedays i do.. ether way its still the same when i come home. i dont want to do this anymore because its affecting everything else i do when i get home. sometimes i feel so full i just get lazy i guess.. i dont know. how can i stop this? i know not watching any tv, not walking into the kitchen & stuff like that can help.. but i need like a full proof plan! im having to be paraniod about it when i come home.. if not then i pig out. even when i do.. i still pig out most of the time. (link)
eat a bigger breakfast and lunch.


my gf broke up with me acouple days ago and i cant seem to get over it. we were going out for a really long while and i really loved her and she just did it all of a sudden. can someone give me some advice to get over her. (link)
get a new gf.


so i have been with my boyfriend for over a year on and off and we are really in love and im 15 and he is 17 and he is not a virgin but am. lik i feel like i want to but im scared and unsure if i want to. i want to have sex with him if he is the one im gonna be with for ever and i dont want things to change if i do. how do i know if im ready and if its true love??? (link)
your 15, your out to have fun, not look for true love, so screw it do what you want, there is no advice for this one, once again your 15, do what you think is fun.


14/m
There's a girl in 2 of my classes that looks at me and stares at me a lot. It doesn't bother me, it's not like she just stares at me constantly. Girls do this a lot, and girls tell me that I'm cute. This one girl that I notice, who I think is attractive, looks at me during class. I will be looking around during class and I will see her looking at me and then look away. We've talked before, but we're not friends. I have known her since 6th grade (11 or 12). People don't think I'm weird or anything, so they're not looking at me beacuse of that. Sorry if I worded it wrong, but it was hard to explain it, and sorry that it's long. But, do you think that she likes me? (link)
duh.




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