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hey everyone im maria and i love giving advice. im pretty good, at it i must say. so if you have a question just drop it in my inbox. lots of love ♥

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Does Mystic Tan actually work? How much does it cost? Tell me everything!! Thank you soo much!

i dunno what mystic tan is. get sunless tan lotion and that will work.

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well tomrrow night im going to this concert thing and im really not sure what to wear. I have a white tank top with flames on the bottom of it but what can I do to cover it up like a jacket?

if its like a concert like greenday or usher or another fresh singer, you should wear a plain tanktop and super tight jeans and maybe a belt. and if its some concert like classical music you should wear something nice like....a skirt and a plain, nice shirt or a button up one. hope i helped

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ok i have a really good friend and she is hurting herself by like throwing herself into walls durring school because i think she is depressed. It seems like she really doesn't want to talk about it to anyone. The other day she almost cracked her head open. (she kind of did or maybe she just got a cut on it and it started bleeding because she was banging her head on the lockers) ya i know it sound phsyco...but i don't want her 2 be like this! i mean 2day she was slamming her head against the concrete until i made her stop! what should i do to get her to either tell me whats going on or to stop her from hurting herself????? (i rate high)

ThAnKs A BuNcH!

-*Marissa*-

well no offence but your friend is a complete psycho. tell an adult, get her some help. get her a psycologist or tell an adult to , or at least a doctor. she could just be doing this for attention.hope i helped

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Does anyone know of any fairly cheap but really great smelling perfumes I could buy????? Also tell me where to buy it please!!! Thanks

go to calaires. they have this really great perfume, its like called be or something, i love it and its only like 5 dollars

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My friend T (shes 14) lost her baby in feb.. and obviously she is really upset.. but i dont no how to comfort her and make her feel better.. cuz its not like i can be like everythings gonna be ok.. because its not gonna be.. and this entire week she was sick and today she got really sick in school and Couldn't move so they took her to the hospital.. and i feel bad for that.. How would I comfort her in These 2 situations

she lost her baby? at 14?damn! any way i think you should visit her at the hospital. buy her flowers and a card. get her a baby doll! lol. hope i helped

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Im 14, female, and i have this really great bf that goes to my school i eat lunch with and is in one of my classes. on the other hand we've been going out for 5 months and i feel like we do the same thing all the time and like hes getting bored or sumthing. Then i have a really good other guy friend that i havent known for that long, which i met through my bf, and i think i like him, and i know he likes me, please help im so lost and confused~

make a pro and con list. list both of these guys names and write good things and bad things about each. who ever has more bad things written and the most good things you should go with. and to make your bf 'less bored' you should invite im places, like dances, out to dinner on vacation with your family. hope i helped!
xoxMARIAxox

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ok i know im really skinny, but i cant help it! i eat like a fucking dinosour and i still weigh only 70 pounds at 13! i was wasndering if there is ANYTHING for me to get guys to like me. i think that im to skinny and thats why guys dont like me, but i do like guys and not a single one is interested in me! i think im pretty all but my weight, i have white strieght teeth, blonde hair, no pimples and i have big green eyes, but what the hell is with my weight? i mean is that why guys show no interest?!?! please help me. people who give me nice answers i rate 5s!

you probably are perfect, just wait those dumbass dudes will like you soon enough, then you wont really like that.

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i have been seeing my ex on and off for 3yrs.we were going out steady for 2yrs and i dumped him. hes messed me about really bad i realy like him still and he wants to try again, but i dont no what to do. female 18yrs old! dave is 22.

go out with him, give him another chance, youll be rewarded

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Hi ..theres a school dance on fri. and all my friends have plans to do something before the dance but i dont! my group of friends split in half & basically i was the one left out! ='( Im so sad ..but what do i do? No one really wants me to join their plans ..We cant bring ppl from other towns and everyone like in my school (that i know well) has plans.. hwat do i do? signed, Lonely

go shopping alone, or something. i like being alone better than with friends

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does anyone know any websites with good ringtones and a good price? and i have verizon, so one with ringtones that would work on a verizon phone. thanks in advance. and i rate 5s!

zingy.com

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I have glasses and I think that is the reason why no boyz like me. My friend, Zoe, is beautiful, gets all the boyz, all the girlz wanna be her friend, and she gets like an I-POD and an electric gutair and stuff. But, anyway, I think I am nice, cool, quiet, all my friends even say so, so I just dont understand why no boyz like me. I think its just becuz I wear glasses and that hurts. What can I do to get a boy to like me?

I am 13 years old.

noooooo glasses are cool! no one should hate any one for having glasses! i thik some people look better with glasses! i dont know who you are but im sure your not ugly with glasses! if you feel that ugly with glasses then just get contacts! hope i helped

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Hey* I am really thin im 5"5 and i weigh 95 pounds and im 14! But i have nO chest (breasts)! What can i do i try everything i never stuffed my self though so dont say that...lol! I feel so left out especially with my friends because they all have breasts and i dont! I mean i cant even wear a decent bathing suit in the summer or clothes that you need to have breasts to wear them! Help me PlEaSe Ty~ =)

put pickles on your nipples hope i helped

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ok, so im writing a story and i think its pretty good so far!!! i was wondering that if i threw in something where someone got raped it would ruin the story...(i wouldn't describe it i would just mention it)

yea you would ruin the story. its too....perverted. especially for school.

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Tell me if I'm over-reacting, but...


My best friend Sara came over yestery, and we started watching a movie, Raise Your Voice. And, well, these guys call her. Background info about the guys, one of the guys and sara were supposed to go out but sara's best friend (now ex) stold him away from her, and the other, well they kicked it and he started standing her up, so things stopped. But yeah, they called her saying they were going to some park/lake nearby and they wanted her to go with. She knew I couldn't go, and then she called another friend and begged HER to go with. Then when she got off the phone she looked at me and was like, are you mad?e I said yeah maybe. Then she's like oh I'm such a bad friend... and calls the guys back saying come pick me up! Agg! Who does that? Thats the reason her last friendship, fell apart, her other friends ditched Sara and so she should know how it feels. This isn't the first time we foughta. We fight a lot. And today in the morning I didn't call her up for school like usual and she calls half hour later saying why didn't i call her to wake her up?and i said that i thought she'd be up already, and sjhe clicked. so then at the bus stop i didnt go anywhere nearher and then she came to me to give me my books back and take hers and said something ... then called me abithc. I dont know what to do, everyone likes her. SHe talks about everyone behind their back. Agggh it drives me insane because no one believes me! I will give you a 5 if you give me a good response. Thanks in advance! :=)

you wrote too long, and i dont care

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What do you do when people tell you that you've changed, because i've been involved in alot and i've lost two of my really close friends because of that. What should I do? I don't even think I changed. I'm just being myself =]

xox !MaDiSoN! xox

ask them what they mean by that and then try to change back to the 'normal' you.

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okay theres this guy named ryan. i love ryan. ryan says he loves me.. but me nd him get inalot of fights.. not big ones though they last like 1 hour. soo today is my birthday.. me and him were gonna hang out and i walked really far to hang out with him and then he callz my cell and says he is hangin out with (people i hate) kansa and victorea... (there on drugs) i got mad.. very mad.. nd started to walk home.. then when i get home he callz my cell again and says wanna hang out.. and it was like 8 so i was like no and blah blah then i notice he was ingoreing me.. i got mad.. and i told my friends the story. he hurts me.ditchs me.. they think i should forget about him but idk what i should do i really love him.. i cry myself to sleep every night thinking about him.. every mintue of my class i cant stop thinking about him! should i leave him or no?

p.s me and him are not going out .. we love eachother though.

please help i rate high!

go out wiht him. dont ask me any questions just do it! ask him out! if he loves you then hell say yes go out with him!

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Hi, I'm a male 35 yrs of age trying to choose a wife. (1)why do woman dress provocitave like show alot cleavige? (2)why do some woman like to glance or look at a mans crouch? (3)why do some woman constantly talk to thier co-worker about sex/men and penis size what kind of woman is she and how does she realy feel about men? (4)when a group of woman go out every weekend to a nightclub/dance/bar, after exchanging phone numbers and meeting a couple of men, what are thier real intentions? (5)why do woman dress nice/tight/sexy for work, when thier job workplace involves sweat, dirt and lifting boxes? all woman love to look beautiful,but where do u draw the line? All woman love to recieve compliments ,but which are out to seek them? Which is the nice girl and which is the slut? Please include:other websites, links/books/ect.. thank you, needto choosemissrite

well not all women are sluts and hoes like that. i know more normal ones rather than sluts. women like to look beautiful not because the wanna be noticed they just dont want anyone to thik theyre ugly.

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I'm not really one to ask this kind of question..But there's this guy. He goes to another school, I just recently started talking to him over the phone and stuff. We have a lot of chemistry. We always have something to talk about. So I just called him, I haven't talked to him since last night, and he didnt answer his phone. Do you think I should call him again or just wait for him to call?

no dont call him. if you do then he might feel like your too clingy and then he wont like you

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I broke up with my b/f a few days ago. One of my best guy friends ask me out then. I said yea, because I thought that I liked him and I didn't wanna hurt him. But now that I'm going out with him I'm not sure if I really like him. It kinda feels like oh I liked it better when we were friends when I could just say I love you all the time and he'd tell me the same thing. I don't know what to do now. Does anyone have any advice or had the same problem and what did you do?

tell him that things arent working out, and you just wanna be friends. that happened to me too. i felt really bad when i turned my friend down but i was just friends and now were cool. just say that it feels awkward going out with a good friend. tell him youll still be friends with him though, you dont have to hate eachother or anything.

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now guys be totally honest.. if a girl was decent looking.. not ugly but not that pretty but had a real good personality would you be ineterested in her and go out with her? if she was sooo hot but ditsy and fake would you go out with her? would you make an effort to get to know an ok decent looking girl? thanks.. and ill rate 5's!

im not a guy, but id totally turn against any guy that would just go out with a girl just because shes really good looking. so i think you should find a decent looking guy, not ugly, just not hot either. i dont think that guy would only go out with a hott girl.

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