For Alexa Chung/Alex Turner:
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_02/chungalexEMPCS0910_468x824.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html%3Fin_article_id%3D486584%26in_page_id%3D1773&h=824&w=468&sz=74&hl=en&start=6&um=1&tbnid=egMim55iETjW0M:&tbnh=144&tbnw=82&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dalex%2Bchung%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1T4ADBR_enUS232US233
I couldn't find a pic of Alex and Johanna TOGETHER, but these are some separate pics:
Johanna:http://www.wearefamilyfoundation.org/MediaGallery/photos/WAFFGala05/05_029_014_thmb.jpg

Alex:http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2006/06/14/arcticmonkeys.jpg

Yeah. It hurts. A bit more than just the lobe of your ear. I mean, what would you expect? It's a sharp pointy needle piercing through your skin. All the way through too. I mean, I never had it done.... but it's kind of obvious. Sorry if you wanted the answer that it doesn't hurt at all. I mean, it's going to hurt, no way around it, but for some people more than others. I have a very low pain tolerance, but you may have a greater pain tolerance, so it would hurt LESS for you. But, yes, the simple answer is yes.

I'd get a full lookover of all body system functions, just to make sure they're all working properly. For your cold, you can get a shot that will keep your colds at bay long-term. Just ask your doctor about it; s/he'll give you more info on the immunization so you can breather easier (no pun intended). Hope I helped!

I don't know exactly (you should ask your doctor), but these are the shots that you should've had in your teens:
-diphtheria, tetanus, and pertussis (called the Tdap vaccine)
-measles, mumps, rubella (the MMR vaccine)
-hepatitis B
-meningococcal disease (e.g., meningitis)
-human papilloma virus (HPV) (for girls)
-varicella (chickenpox) if you have not had the disease
-polio

When you get caught up on all of your vaccinations, remember that you'll need proof that you've had the immunizations, or had a condition.

Get layers. Thick hair is beautiful, but when it gets frizzy and messy... not so much. Layers will offer control. Also try and take some time to look around a drugstore/Target/etc. to find some product that will smooth it out. I would suggest Aussie products. They work really well.

I actually think that's really cute. I'm a girl, but I would LOVE to get a mixed tape. It's really thoughtful when it's well put-together. If you need help for some songs to put on it, you can message me, and I'll be glad to help!

There's a couple explanations for it:
http://www.soundmedicine.iu.edu/archive/2002/mystery/acneChocolate.html
http://www.reversion.com/category.aspx?categoryID=95

That should do it for ya!

Please don't tell us that he's not Christian. Just say that he doesn't have the same opinions as you. I'm sorry, but it sounds like you're judging him for his religion. : ( But to answer your question, you should talk to him about how you feel and what you believe, and if he can understand what you feel and accept that, well, he's one find of a guy. If he doesn't, then you should try to get over him. You and everyone else needs someone that'll accept their beliefs. Hope I helped!

*The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.
It's okay. We all find out this stuff sometime, even though this could've easily been Googled.

http://www.ehow.com/how_2102007_build-your-selfcondfience.html

I know it seems like I should put more, but that link is really helpful, and I don't think I could find another one that says something that it doesn't have already. Good luck! : )

Try practicing in front of something silly, like a row of stuffed animals. Practice over and over again in front of whatever silly thing you're using. Then when you go up to give the presentation, look at the opposite wall and think of all your stuffed animals all lined up (or whatever you're using). I know this sounds dumb, but I used it, and I am totally fear-free!

"Imagine me and you, I do
I think about you day and night
It's only right
To think about the girl you love
And hold her tight
So happy together" -The Turtles "So Happy Together"
"Love is a tower, and you're the key" -Pearl Jam "You Are"
"Love don't need a reason - she can pick you up or leave you bleeding" -Cher "(This Is) A Song For The Lonely"


Hope those helped!

I hope you mean orgasm, not organism. The Urban Dictionary definition is:
"Derived from the ancient greek orgasmos, from the sanskrit urj (sudden powerful feeling). In women, it is the relaxing of the lower third of the vagina and the sudden onset of immensly powerful burning and tingling sensation. Her clitoris releases cum so the penis will move through her vagina easier."

on scale from 1-10, a 5.25

Yes, just bring in your receipt and debit card. It was a mistake on their part, and you have proof, so yeah, they'll give you your money back.

It's like when a Jewish boy is born, the doctor like cuts off a part of the penis' skin. Like have you ever seen "Meet The Fockers"? And at the part at the dinner where Mrs. Focker brings out the skin of the penis that she still had? I know that sounds weird, but that's what they do, and that's what I thought of when I read your question. : )

Before applying the lipstick, don't forget to moisturize your lips as it will tend to stop the lipstick from being too dry. Keep it simple and you will wow everyone in the room! Also don't forget lip liner can also help improve the look of the lips. This is a personal choice but if you do decide to use it, avoid using a dark shade as when the lipstick fades you will be left with just the outline. And this is one faux pas you might want to steer clear of. If you do decide to use a lip brush for application then this will also help to blend the lipstick in with the liner.
If you have dark skin tones, then consider red and plum based colours rather than lipstick with pink tones. Peach tones also look great with tanned skin but don't go too orange, as it will make your teeth appear yellow. Fair skin looks great with beige lipstick and if you have olive skin tones, you should try lipsticks with a brown base.

Start with walking in a brisk fashion. This will warm you up for running later. Walking is really just to help you lose weight, while running will build muscle. Try walking for 30 min. twice a week for about a month and then try running 15 min. twice a week for a month/2 weeks (whatever makes you comfortable) and increase by 5 min. every 2 weeks.

I'm pretty sure the only way you can get one is by winning one of the 50 of them that they're awarding in a contest. This is the official rules and whatever for it: http://www.paulmitchell.com/Documents/lgdg-official-rules.html

So, yeah, you can't just go out and buy it at some random store. Sorry, but hope I helped.

Are you fat? I know this sounds cliched, but the best way to eliminate the problem is to lose weight. Not for them, but for you. Being overweight can lead to many problems later on, including heart disease. If you are not fat, you can have to build up some confidence and tell yourself that it doesn't matter what they tell you because it isn't true. But I'm going to go that you're overweight. Try joining a sports team, or dance class. I used to be heavy at about 10 or 11, and I started field hockey in 6th grade, where I am now very healthy. I was afraid people would laugh and make fun of me because I was fat and wasn't good at sports, but practice makes perfect! Now nobody teases me for my weight, and I feel good about myself and healthy. I'm sorry if this didn't answer your question about bullying, but I hope that your healthiness is more important. Go to http://www.stopbullyingnow.hrsa.gov/ for more info on bullying and how to stop and prevent it.

Happy 2008! My name is Dana for those of you who don't know, and I obviously love to give advice, because if I didn't, I wouldn't be here. I will pick at anyone who doesn't bother to capitalize their "I"'s or the beginnings of sentences. Proper grammar and spelling is very important to me. bcuz it Just loooks soooo sloppie when u type lyke this. So a word to the wise, and for the majority of you that it doesn't apply to, think about it, and watch yourself. Second of all, I will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever write something that is not true. So therefore I am always right. So stand down and accept it. (Note: that also means that my "opinions" are actual facts. At least the ones I bother to write.)

Never ask me anything about how fat you are or love life. Cliched, I know, but I am heartless when it comes to the truth. If you don't know what to do with your cheating boyfriend that you still love, go ask someone else since I could not care less. Seriously.

Have a nice day!
Love,
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Favorite artist so far: Bob Marley
Favorite movie ever: "Breakfast at Tiffany's"
Favorite actress: Grace Kelly (as you can tell)
Favorite brand: Vineyard Vines (as you can tell)
Favorite song: "No Woman, No Cry"

WARNING:
My answers will be based on a preppy lifestyle. I am the clean, preppy sort, like the person who looks clean and classy and doesn't really notice anyone who isn't, regardless that some weirdos think that preppy people hate them. Also, if you wonder about the corrections on the answers I give, no worries; they're just simple corrections to those who don't know where to put a period, or that they have to capitalize the beginnings of sentences. Please don't be offended.

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