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had my share of drugs/alcohol. and learned.
16+ piercings
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"you know what i still dont get, why are you trying so hard to fit in when u were born to stand out"-What A Girl Wants


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this might seem a little gross but, i was wondering what is a discharge? and what is too much? if someoen was getting it for about 2 years shouldnt they get their period by now? arent you supposed to get it soon when you have that? -- thanks

Its normal to get a discharge everyday. This is the normal way for your body to cleanse your vagina (hehe).. The color can be..umm.. clear, whitish or like lightish yellow; with..a..slight..odor..mm.. It begins a year or so before you start to menstruate and lasts for most of your life. Some days during yer period the discharge is wet and liquidy, other days it is thick and ropy. If you don't like the way it feels or you want to protect your undies, try wearing a pantiliner each day. The pantiliner will absorb the vaginal discharge and help you feel fresh and dry. Yay!

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Hi, I was doing some research on converting dvr-ms to mpeg-2. I came across
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A really good friend of mine is going to the movies with this guy,tomorow, and i know all there gonna do is make out and touch eachother and stuff, it happened last time. She wants me to go, and i really wanna go too, and she said "bring one of your guy friends, itl be a double date!", and i said "okay!", but the truth is..i really dont have any. None..actually. I really wana go, and il feel akward if im really alone, and i dont want to tell her that im a loser! I dont know what to do, and i cant make any at school because i go to a school where theres no boys, and im really ugly so i cant really make any guy friends that want to kiss me. This makes me feel really bad, and shes so pretty so she could get like any guy..i dont know what to do. Ne suggestions, please?

i dont have an answer..but..i go to an all girls school AND IT SUCKS! i feel ur pain

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About 2 hours ago I asked if I was going blind and I talked about my eyes and stuff. Well, I said I got a headache after that and it became worse. I layed down and I just woke up and the headache is just as bad. I still feel dizzy, and I feel like I'm going to throw up. Is this what migraines do? I took an Advil and it didnt help at all. Ugh! I feel horrible!

If it keeps up go to the doc, it could be something serious..:/

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ok there is this kid he wants me dead and i didnt do anything to him!! what should i do? hes nice to eevryone else but not me! i need help! badly!

lol what? wants you dead?? thats really messed up! did you try talking to him about it?? im pretty sure hes not gonna kill you..just ask him about it..or get a whole bunch of friends to back you up lol

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i just got my hair cut like an hour ago its a little bit below my shoulders and its angled so the front is at my chin it used to be a litte bit under my breasts i used to be known for wearing my hair in a high pony tail or a low ponytail my new hair looks cute and all but now i know i cant fit is in a high ponytail and i tried getting it into a low one and it doesnt even work if i put my fingers on the side of my eyes all the stuff in front of that is out of the low ponytail does anyone have any ideas on how i could keep it in my ponytail without putting a load of hairspray or gel? PLEASE HELP!!! i will rate high

when you get outta the shower you could try to put gel in it and blowdry it upside down, that way it will fit into a high ponytail better

EDIT****Actually darling you said not a load of gel or hairspray, not "i dont want any", try thinking before you ask a question

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what are some good questions to ask when you play the game 20 questions?

i never heard of the game..lol..sorry

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there is this guy and i have liked him for 2 years now. We went out last summer but the day before school started back we broke up. My dad found out some stuff we did and talked to josh and told him not to talk to me ever again. josh has a girlfriend now but i still want him so bad. My dad told me the other day i could talk to josh again. And i really want to but we havent talked in so long and i dont know what to say. I dont even know if he wants to talk to me anymore. Any ideas on what to do? ohh ... really do love him, and i have since the first time i met him 2 years ago ... and ever since we broke up, i have been depressed. Like 2 of his friends asked me out, but i just dont want no body but him. One of his friends liks me now, and i kinda like him, but no where near as much as i do josh. i am so confused!!!

Was your question ever on one of the regular pages cuz i think i saw it before, but i didnt asnwer it bcuz it was reale hard but im gonna try haha. yeah thats a rele good question. some really good advicenator people are: selectopaque, younggrandma, xxSammiWammi, fabolouzxkay8, heyitserin, *ashlee*, o0xbrianna, and xo hannah or something, you can try asking them too. Hmm, i would say to try talking to him again, since you guys were so great together before, you guys could bcome friends again. then i t will increase the chances of you two gettim back together again.I dont think hel tell everyone about it because theres not much to tell, right? you just talked to him..you never know unless you try! Good luck my dear! and remember if u ever wanna i.m me go ahead, im a loser..who is always on..sorry if i didnt help much. good luck.

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what are some websites that i can look at up-do's for prom that can give me an idea of what to have. I can't seem to find any.. and i want all my hair up. no messy buns either.. thanks

hmm...how about ***

http://www.prom-hair.org/

http://www.promspot.com/psgallery_results.htm?gallery=35&page=1

or
http://www.freehairstyleadvice.com/content/prom.html

good luck and have fun, prom is BIG man, big!

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I have a friend that has been drinking and stuff. I've told her not to but i know she doesn't care. And now everybody is all like yeah i drink a lot and i've gotten drunk and smoked that. It seems like everybody smokes and drinks! it's crazy we're all still young! I don't do that kind of stuff and I feel weird like ppl think it's no big deal drinking and i say it's wrong and they think i'm weird. I'm so confused! does everybody do the drugs? i'm not going to start doing them but should i still speak up and say they're wrong?

Doing drugs/drinking is a really bad decision and its a pathetic way to get some ass. People do it so they can have an excuse for their actions they wanted to do when they were sober. i guess theyre all like omg i got so stoned last night man..because...well i dont know..its "fun", and trust me youre not an outcast. theres even people out there that pretend that they do it and say they do everyweekend, but when someone passes them a joint they choke up and dont know what to do, its pretty idiotic. i support your decision not do do anything and its pretty mature, besides people who do that shit now are more likely to do alot of more shit when they get older like coke..or severe alcoholism, and that fucks up A LOT of future things. good choice and good luck!

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ok theres this boy lets just call him johnny. well lately me and johnny have been talking and its like a friendship thing but lately as i have been talking to him i ve begun to like him as more than a friend but theres a problem earlier this month he had a crush on my cousin and see my cousin doesnt like him shes in a relationship and has been for 2 yrs. but johnny hints that he still likes her and i dont know if i could compete with her or if it would be alright for me to go out with him after him and my cousin have had some "history"
Can someone help me please!!

i dont really think its a good idea, and if you guys end up hookin up, he might be using you to get to your cousin, and it hurts when you realize that. save yourself the pain for now and just continue the friendship, and if you guys get serious and then it fails, il ruin the relationship between you and him, so just dont change anything for now, and accept that it might not work, it might help you to stop liking him. i confused myself, so dont fret if you get confused too. oh well! Good luck sweetie!

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can someone help me? my friends always say how sad they are and depressed bc they are alone and don't have a bf, or they say how their life sucks when they have one. Or they just brag on how much they love him...and ect...and it pisses me off...bc my life is worst then all their's compared basically...and my friend always saying how she is fighting and getting dention (sp?) amd shit and it annoys me...bc its her choice to get into fights not mine...and also i never had a bf...im not allowed till im 16 which is next year...and they always say how their parents never let them do things..when mine are much more strict then theirs..and my life is much worse then theirs or just as bad...and i dont have a bf to courage me to stay strong like they do!! plz help me :-(

You need to tell them, upface and boldly, "you guys need to stop complaining, you dont know what some other people have been through, and alot of people have it way worse than you and i really think you should shutup, in comparison with other people, those arent really problems", you know? well..work off of that. ive done that alot of times before and they were just shocked because they knew i was right and they just stopped to think about it and i guess they stopped..well not entirely just not so much. good luck!

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Well everytime i go some where like walking around my neighbor hood or driving in my car all these guys stop and look at me! its really starting to make me mad. I was walking home from school and this guy stopped and asked me my name and stuff. and just today a car full of guys stopped and asked me to come over to them its really gettin on my nerves. i dont dress slutty or any thing i just wear jeans a a big shirt or shorts and a long shirt. how do i get them to stop!

Boys will be boys. that happens to..like..every girl. I guess its one of those things you need to get used to..and dont get pissed and give them the finger cuz theyl be like "whoaaa...prissy little girl are we", and theyl think its hot and want you even more..lol. guys are dogs, theyl go for whatever they can get, and also be careful..dont get into the car or anything!! you could always try to make yourself look ugly but i dont recomend that! sorry about the boys, but thats how those guys are! good luck--

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i got this pink dress for my semi [[ more liek 3 shades of pink, light lighter and dark,it has sparkles and diamonds and its a halter ]]..and i dont know whether to wear black shoes or silver (more like light gray..) and i dont know what kind of jewelery to wear.. since its a halter i dont know if i should wear a necklace or anything..please help! x0ox

blakc shoes, definitly! and wear some black and pink accesories, but use the shade of pink thats the less on the dress that way you dont look over-pink in one color! and diamonds too, diamond earings, and maybe a choker necklace, sorry im not sure, but it sounds like a real cute dress! have fun!

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I'm a shy girl (13/f) and I always feel lonely. I was wondering what's an easy way to make new friends?

Just talk to anyone if you have the chance! I mean theres nothing people could really say about that, theyl probably be like, "that girl is so nice!", or when you notice someoen having a problem in a subject (like me in algebra) help them! everyone could use some help now or later. or if you hear someone talking about soemone, say a store to buy cute bikini's, pop in and be like "ooh i love the teeny weeny bikini store (or something)!!" Alot of people feel lonely, even if they have a lot of friends, so just be confident and optimistic, and compliment people even if they look like shit!

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I Bought some sunglasses, and I want to put a small heart decal on the lower corner! anyone know where to get this decal??

thanks in advance!!

just go to an arts n crafts store! like micheals, hobby lobby, etc. if you have some in that area! also, you can go into walgreens or something and if they have little kid stickers you could probably find some there, or even wal-mart. thats a good idea, haha, good thinkin kid

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I'm currently on the birth control show and my gynocologist has just informed me of the dangers of being on it for more than two years. I need to switch my birth control method and I'm trying to decide between taking Seasonale (the birth control pill that gives you 4 periods a year) and the birth control patch. Has anyone tried either or both of these? I'm having trouble deciding which one to do. Any suggestions or advice?

seasonals better

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Anyone have any good recipies for brownies WITHOUT nuts? I can't seem to find a good one!

hash brownies man, hash brownies....

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how do i change my password on AIM

My Aim *up at the top*>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Edit preferences>>>>>>>>>change password!

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Hi!
I just got hired to plan a 3-year old's birthday party, and am stuck on games. I already have Simon Says and Red Light Green Light. I also want to do a craft. If it helps, the parents have rented a moonbounce for the event. If possible, I would like to have 1 water game that does NOT soak the kids!! Thanks in advance and I rate!!

waterbaloon toss?? hmm i dunno.
-happy 4/20

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