I keep cutting myslef and hurting myself because of the hurt that I feel. I feel alone in the world even though I know that I have my mom and I know that I have my family, but I don't have the love of my life with me and everytime that i think that he is with the other woman I cut myself or when I feel alone and desparate I hurt myself with the scirrors and I want to get away and I wan to cry all the time and I want to go far away and never return. I need help I don't know what to do anymore. I need to talk to someone and let all this out I need help someone help me please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sad and desparate
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when a guy asks you to a dance..how do you nicely turn him down?
"You're not my type"
"Oh look, Pam Anderson"*you run the other direction*)
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Hey, I live in a country where guys like to harass people.. I need to make my own pepper spray and like I would like a recepie for making it thanks. And by the way i promise, it's for a good cause, i need to be protected.
Dog poo, water, and pepper. Mix. That'll scare em away.
If not, get a purse and put a brick in it. That'll do the trick if they get too close.
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Im moving and i get to paint my room whatever color i want, any suggestions?
Paint it brown, then have Caveman era like drawings all over it. To stay very close to the way they did it, use a rock, or slaughter a sheep and use its blood. This is to make for good writing utensils in which you'll use to carve in the pictures.
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Okay.. Some friends and I decided we wanted Tattoos. So we used a needle and Permanent Marker to do them. We scratched/poked the skin a few layers deep.. just enuff to make it almost bleed. Then put layers of marker over the design we carved into ourselves.
Will these Tattoos stay on .. and for how long will they be there?
Hahahahahaha! More stories to add to 'The Book of Advicenators Dumbest Questions'
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Whats the difference between love and lust??
Love is something stupid teens have no idea about. Lust is what teens think love is.
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i need some great yet easy pranks to get my friends. we all ways prank each other, but i havent had a good one in a while. all suggestions will get 5's.
Alright. This one is great because they'll be super pissed off and definitely want to get you back for it.
Have them come to your house and sleep over. You just act like your asleep so they go to bed too! Once that happens, wait about an hour so you can prepare and set the mood. Here is what you need to get.
-Your hands
-Paper baggy
-vinegar
-super glue
-baking soda
-water
-gallon ziplock bag
Now, fill up the Gallon zip lock bag about half way with the above ingriedients, then fill up the paper baggy too, then put that in the gallon back. Zip the Gallon back shut.
Go back to your sleeping parter. Put the baggy down next to the sleeping partner. Now, if their face is in their pillow, this wont work. So just turn them over so you can see their face. Make sure it is pointing directly towards the cieling. Then, make a fist and punch this in the face as hard as you can. Just leave the gallon back with them.
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Just curious, What would happen to my body if I stayed awake for 3-4 days, only taking 45 minute naps 2 times each of those 3 days?
I predict....You'd be tired.
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whats a nimf? easy 5
Sechs addikct
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soo um im in 8th grade and like every year the 8th grade has a talent show and performs it for the school one day and then the parents one night and i was wondering like if anyone has any ideas?? like me nd my friends want to maybe do a skit....or something but any ideas would be great! thanks!!
I recommend a good slap stick comedy. If you're not familiar with slap stick comedies, let me inform you...they rule! Basically it's funny becaus eyou kick, hurt, punch, and uppercut the whole time.
So like, act one is you jumping off a ladder and uppercutting your best bud. WHo then passes out in pain, which is hilarious. Just do different variations of this stuff every act. One way to win the audience over is by doing what I call the "Punch to the face" It's basically where you make a fist and punch your second best bud right in the kisser. Wins the audience over every time! Trust me ;)
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Does anyone know any websites for message tones...like ringtones for when you get a text message or voice mail...amd its like a ringtone but shorter...
No.
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I love helping people, and when I say that, I mean the kind of "giving advice" kind of help. I know I can be a psychologist, but are there any other options? I don't want to be a psychiatrist, so please don't suggest that. Thank you!
You want to be a Psychologist? Yet you're wondering if there are any other options? Why? You just said you wanted to be a Psychologist, so be a Pshychologist. If not, I do have anotehr option for ya. Being a minion of mine. It's free, the hours are flexible, and you only have to tell people they're idiots on this site if the question sucks. I'll give ya some time to think about it...I know the decision is a hard one.
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I have this friend, Antonio, and he likes me and I like him but I don't want to go out with anyone right now because I'm waiting for my ex. He said we're going to get back together...but my problem is that I think Antonio is skitzo. He used to cut himself and I told a teacher and he stopped. When I asked him why he did it he said, "I don't know. There was something making me do it. Like there was something inside of me. And I did it when I got angry. I eat candy and it makes me angry for some reason." I don't know what he was trying to say but it was something along those lines. And his dad wants to get him re-baptised and I think he should but he dosen't want to. So I tell him he should go to church but he says when he does he gets cold and shivery. I tried to bring him to this club at my school. It's called Bible Study and I just want to help him. He says I'm a good influence on him. He asked me out the other day and I explained about my ex and my feelings and like two days after he's walking down the hall with his arm around some girl's waist. So I didn't even get to give him a hug like I usually do because I hug all my friends but I'm just so confused and I'm pretty sure I'm jealous because if he really did like me then he wouldn't have a new girlfriend by now. Some one help me.
Find someone else to go out with. Your ex has gotten over you, it's time you started momving on too.
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OK so Last year, I went to homecoming and no one asked me to dance. Everytime there was a slow dance, I always stood off to myself. I felt embaressed/left out/ stupid..so I don't know if I should go to homecoming thisyear. All my friends are popular and they're like "come! it'd be fun" but I NEVER have a dance partner..and I've been to alot of dances. What should I do??
Not go.
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I stumbled on your column in the Advice Section and just wanted to let you know how much I enjoyed your advices; it really made my day. It's nice to see something silly once in awhile ;)
Since I'm supposed to ask a question, here goes.
What would be some good indoor plants for my home? I know I'm a bit outta season to look for a houseplant so I'm looking for something that'll brighten up the house that won't die in a week.
Why thank you for such compliments.
As for the question, I'm not much of a plant person. But I had this awesome idea when I was younger that I would have a tree, a HUGE tree in the middle of my house. I'd build a tree house in it and have a bed in the tree house. That'd have to be a pretty big tree too, I mean, the tree I was thinking about was around 3 stories tall.
That'd be an awesome thing to acutally see happen. Aside from that, I have no plant ideas for ya.
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ok..... PLEASE help me im SO stuck!!! well two of my BEST friends in the world are in a HUGE fight, they say i have to pick one of them. i dont want to pick one, but i dont ant them to fight!!! they sometimes fight OVER me!!!!!! but PLEASE help me im begging you!!!! im desprate!!!
ps. they talk about eachother and i dont want to talk about eather one!!!
Well. as you say then. If you dont want to talk about either one, why are you their friends?
To help you out, stop being their friends. This way you wont have to talk about them.
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hi everyone
i am at my dads this weekend...and i dont get to see him very often...only like 2 times a month...sometimes not even that,,,so yeah..i want to think of something we can do...like father-daughter sonthing...whatever tonight...before i have to leave again tomorrow...any ideas?
Have a relaxing game of Croqet. Or, have an exhilerating paste eating contest.
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Ok, I just bought a Dell and Like on Yahoo and Msn on the front page. The Words and stuff are HUGE! Its like it soo close up. What can I go to make the wordz smaller on my computer. thanks in advance.
Glue your monitor to the cieling. Therefore you'll have to look up at it and since it's on the cieling, much further away from your face.
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Me and my boyfriend have been going out for a while..and sure i have kissed him and stuff but i think he is getting bored of always doing the same things with me. i really want to make-out with him but i never have before but i think he wants to make-out with me too. if there anything that guys like? and would he still be interested in me if we did make-out? please help me!! thanks in advance.
"would he still be interested in me if we did make-out"
Just think about that line for a second.....
Sounds pretty dumb doesn't it?
Yep.
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I don't know what to do anymore. My little brother thinks im pyscho. Today, my mom asked him to take out the trash and walked away. After she left he refused to do it and stated that I should do it because I never do anything. But, I had helped my mom ALL day with getting ready for this garage sale. So, I told him that he should do it because he was told to. He started screaming and freaking out on me. So after like a half hour of that I punched
him. I just can't take it anymore!!! That's the first time i've ever hit him, and I don't even feel bad about it. He's hit me louds so i guess that's why. I don't want to apologize, but how should I handle my anger from now on???
From now on you should try kick him in the face. You'll get much more satisfaction, and you'll be much happier at the fact that he's now shut up and laying on the floor.
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