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If a guy cums on your clitoris and you are a virgin, What are the chances of you being pregnant?

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So this might sound stupid but my cousin and I were discussing it and I need help. We can not decide what the meaning behind the song "Pretty Girl" by Sugarcult is. She said it has something to do just with this guy who cheats on his gf but she always goes back to him but I wasn't sure. If anyone knows or has anyone idea about it, it'd be helpful. Thanks!

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Hey pplz. I like this one guy over the internet. Let's say his name is Alex. He is a really big sweety-pie and I really like him. But distance is horrible. He lives in Washington, 20 miles away from Seattle, and I just moved to Oklahoma. I really like him, but another problem is, IM WAY TO YOUNG!!!!!!!!!! He's 18 and im only 13. It's hard being a young girl and liking a guy who is way older than you. Plus, he only wants to stay friends. I HATE THAT!!!!! I'm really close to him. What should I do?!?!?!!?!?!? Should I forget about him or just continue liking him but not do anything about it? HELP MEEEEE!

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I don't know if I should have sex with my b/f. He's 17 and I'm 15. Usually guys older pressure you to have sex. I dont think he's trying to harm me in any kind of way. I just feel like that's about all he wants is some sex. I'm not ready for sex. I dont want to lose him. I know if he really cares then i wont lose him. But he's tired of waiting . Help???

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I am really sad right now because well I'm 14. That gives you a good idea of what my life is like. Well I have a sister and she's 17. I love here to death but I hate her at the same time. The problem is guys of course. The guys that like her are like 16 or 17. So they're a lil' bit older. I just feel ugly because guys are always paying attention to her and not me. Is it because of the three years? They are just in love with her. they dont even know I'm alive. I dont think I'm pretty but I'm not ugly. Just average. People tell me all the time that I'm really pretty but when I take pictures of myself all I see is an ugly person. So I really do believe guys think I'm really ugly. They dont even talk to me. I just want to know why or how this is happening??? I dont really want a boyfriend just want guys to talk to me.

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Ok u already helped me with my question, but now I wanted to ask you something else about the sitch. He lately hasn't been answering his cell like ever! (i know this because im best friends with 1 of his really good friends) and so i was planning to just call then hang up when i got to the answering record thing and then call him back in a couple days if he doesn't call me and leave a message but after only a couple rings today i freaked out and hung up. im afriand he will hang up in my face or something. I hate fighting and this type of confrontation (or at least with him in this situation i do haha) so how do i not freak out the next time. I really want to fix things because thats the type of person i am. i always try to fix things and hate having things just left there. Do you have any suggestions??? Thanks so much! :D

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i was friends with benefits with this guy for a year and just recently he got back together with his ex. they've been going out for 2 weeks and he wants to have phone sex with me already. for me its tempting but i dont want to be the girl he cheats with because i consider phone sex as cheating but he thinks that as long as we're not physical then its not cheating. what do you guys think?

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hello. i was thinking of buying coconut rum, and im having a party, so any cheap good tasting alcohol would be better than the expensive stuff. i have seen a coconut rum called "four palms coconut rum" which is half the price of mailbu. just wandering if it would taste just as nice? thanks:)

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I'm going to get braces pretty soon and I'm not so excited, I just feel really sad, and mad, miserable for some reason (I have other stuff going on with my life). The reason why, is because I think I have to get both TOP and bottom D:, but my top teeth are pretty much fine. I wouldn't mind the bottom though. + I have to have them for a year and a half! That's a long time to me! That's basically my whole school life+..... and they're ugly, no offense to anyone who has them, but I think they'll look ugly on me :(, you have to take GOOD care of them, more than you do for your regular teeth, considering you'll have to have a good flossing technique etc. I have to miss some school for my appointment, it'll take a long time maybe 2 hours+, it'll hurt (maybe) :|, and I can't eat certain foods! My mom says no more candy :( but I'm not gonna listen to her hehe >:] So I was wondering, can anyone tell me true facts about braces, like if I can't eat candy anymore, or if it hurts, etc, and if you could tell me how I can get over this or tell me stories so I can feel better about my situation. :|

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When giving a blowjob, do most girls spit or swallow? And what are the pros and cons of both?

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Hey, I dumped my boyfriend who i had gone out with for 5 months (im young so that's a long time and it was kind of serious or getting there i should say) and i met this really hot boy and really felt sparks. we both did so when i hung out with him i was majorly flirting with him. then i decided to dump my boyfriend so i could date this hot boy. (my ex boyfriend was NOT hot!) I dumped him right before he gave me a neclace (seriously he took it out of his pocket and was holding it!!!) anyway and i think i really hurt him. this was in May (before school let out) and his ex girlfriend (who by the way totally hated me for dating the boy she still liked after he dumped her the year before) asked him out and trying to show me he could fing another gf he said yes. then i dated the hot boy and we had a fight through email. Everyone said he still (obviously) liked me becuase my 1 friend accidentally brought me up and he was really mad and weird about it and he became a total jerk and blew off all my friends who used to be his friends. before we dated he was not that great of a boy but when he dated me i changed him. i still care about him and feel terrible because i think i really messed him up. i want to call him and talk to him but im not sure if i should. what do u guys think i should do??? i already know what to say since i've been thinking about this a lot but should i call him? and the thing with the hot boy i just didn't feel was right (he just wasn't for me) so i dumped him 3 weeks after starting the relationship. My ex-boyfriend was really nice and funny and i liked him a lot and still want to be friends. We never fought and no matter what he was always there for me and would listen to me complain. lol please help! Thanks so much!

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Im really jealous of my best friend. Whenever we hang out and meet new poeple it seems like she always has to out shine me and everyone whos with us. Like if we meet guys they always think shes so hot and even when she has a boyfriend she has to make them like her more. It seems like i can never meet guys cause they always are all ofer her then something happenes and they will never talk again sothe guy is basically "off limits" to me since were best friends. I dont know what to do its come to the point i hate hanging out with her.

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what does "ooer" mean in british

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another "guy question"... but I need some help. There's this guy. Now, this guy is kind of a redneck. He hunts, fishes, talks about trucks, ect. (sorry if i'm stereotyping). well, he likes me. He has liked me for the past two years, and I am beginning to like him. the thing is, EVERYONE in my school makes fun of him because he is, well, "immature". I've tried to hint to him that I'd like him more if he was more mature but he just doesn't get it. I'm afraid if he asks me out, I won't know what to say. I mean I like him, but he can be annoying. I know you're gonna say "follow your heart" but it really, truly isn't that easy. Please help!

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15/f

how do you make a really good first impression on a guy you're just meeting who knows you are kind of wild. what should you do when you first meet him? like give him a hug and then kiss him later on or what do you say when you first meet him? help please!

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i am a female=] i love guys. i love one guy in particular. i am 13 going on 14.


yea. ok. so i liek this kid. hes a year older then me. hes in europe on vacation right now. i asked my friend to ask him if he likes me, but i doubt he does. hes in a very popular band where i live, and practically has groupies! well. 12-16 yr old groupies. it just makes me lose hope, liek he has all that to choose from, so why would he choose me? what should i do. i plan on telling him i like/almost love him when he gets back from europe, but i dont know how to do it. i dont want to ruin our frend ship, but i think i need to tell him. i wont be able to get over it if i keep thinkin 'what if'. I NEED HELP!

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Ok, well my boyfriend and I have been together for 2 years. We love each other very much, but there's always been this one problem. He's really cute and funny, so he constantly has girls hanging all over him. Even right in front of me. And he's always telling me about different girls calling him, or flirting with him, or saying they like him. I don't think he's telling me this to make me jealous... he's just telling me to tell me. And I guess I'm glad he's honest about it, but it still always makes me mad. Because I'm not always so sure that he isn't instigating it somehow, or flirting back a bit.

There have been times that guys have flirted with me, or said I was hot or whatever, but never in front of my boyfriend. And I've never mentioned it to him, because I know how bad it feels and why should I upset him? So I've just kept it to myself.

Well anyway... the other day we were at this party and these two guys were hitting on me big time, right in front of him. At first he was really mad... then he got kinda insecure, and kept asking if I still love him. And he said now he knows how I feel when girls flirt with him. And then he started acting REALLY nice, telling me how much he loves me and never wants to lose me, bringing me flowers, etc. It was awesome!! It was like suddenly he realized that other guys might want to go out with me, so he better keep on his toes!

Well, school's about to start again, and I want him to remember this! So I'm wondering... if guys ever flirt with me, should I tell my boyfriend? Should I encourage guys to flirt with me a little bit in front of my boyfriend, and if so, how can I do that without acting like a slut? Because my only goal here is to remind my boyfriend how it feels, so he'll be more thoughtful of my feelings when girls start flirting with him.

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14/f
i dont feel liked at all. like no guys EVER look at me! ive never been kissed and ive never had a boyfriend. when my friends have and are always telling me about their stories. I'd just like to have a story to tell. any advice?

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I need some sexy tips...how can i be sexy and turn my boyfriend on?

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