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Howdy!
The name is Michelle .. im a funky Gemini ( june 20th if you want to buy me lots of presents ).Here is some random and unnessicary information about me!



I love Mikey!



Michelle is

1.)Favorite Lunchmeat- Turkey
2.)Favorite foreign country- Japan
3.)Most morbid fear- "E.T." the movie
4.)Least Favorite food(s)- Rice and Gyros
5.)Pepsi or Coke?- i dont really like pop.. especially brown pop
6.)Favorite Sesame Street character- the count.. he has the coolest voice
7.)My Dream Car- Mini Cooper convertible
8.) Allergies?- yes ma'am.. to kittys and dust.. oh and homework.
9.) My motto- Eat the chicken before the chicken eats you, dawg.
10.) If I could have superpowers they would be: to make everyone in the world think they are naked, when in actuality they arent
11.) i am strangely obsessed with glitter and shiny things...like a magpie!
12.) my favorite word is manifesto, yet im not quite sure what it means
13.) i just recently got a car; haven't named it yet. (open to suggestions!!)
14.) i hate people who lie or extremely un-outgoing.
15.)i am moving to chicago as soon as i graduate.
16.)i am made of metal and am superninja.. if you need the story then you must IM me
17.) i really want to see midget porno
18.)peanut butter is my favorite food
19.)i am an insomniac
20.)i have a bunny rabbit named tweek that i got from a carnival and a cockatiel that my mommy found at a gas station.


So there! Now you know me! ASKA ME QUESTIONZ!

a d v i c e

if u poured your heart out to somone and theyshut u down like a reject wat should do??? if that one person ment everything in tha world 2 u and they say neva shall we be!!! wat do i do. if life is like a butterless roll wat should i do??? i lost all respect fa my self i feel like i'm a kno body i can't even get a simple gurl to notice me wat should i do??

sorry, dude. some girls are mean like that, but if you poured your heart out, that's all you can do. move on. obviously she isn't worth it if she completely shut you out. don't lose respect for yourself because ONE girl shut you out! and.. okay this is going to sound super-corny, but there are other fishies in the sea, you just caught an old boot.there is someone out there for you, promise :)

oh and p.s. i am totally stealing that "butterless roll" saying.. very clever ;)

peace out.

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ok, i have a pretty big room but u cant tell bcuz i have this HUGE dresser that takes up a whole wall and a huge queen sized bed that takes up a lot of space 2...and i want to get a smaller bed but my parents wont let me...i have posters all over my wall and i never wanna take them down, but what are some good ideas that i could use 2 make my room seem bigger?

well.. the posters are making it seem small. my brother used to have a room covered (seriously: every single inch) with posters and his room looked like a closet. then we were re-painting the whole house and took them down and his room was HUGE. second thing- maybe you could get a closet organizer instead of the dresser. oh and mirrors make rooms look bigger so maybe get some full length mirrors. have fun- peace out

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i've missed two periods, there's no way i'm pregnant, i've never had sex. is something wrong? i started them about 11 months ago now.

okay, you aren't regular for about 2 years after you get it. i used to get mine twice a month for 8 days each, so consider yourself lucky. if it really bothers you though, you should see a gynecologist ( and don't worry about that - totally not even as bad as you think- promise) and they can help regulate you with birth contol or check for any problems.

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Im sorry this is gross but I really dont get how to put a tampon in...i keep trying but i cant do it....what is wrong with me?
*pulls paper bag over head*

okay..like not to be rude or anything.. the instructions are in the box. or maybe if you have a bad brand they don't, but Tampax Pearl does, so maybe try them and read the directions. good luck.

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are you starving yourself if you eat one salad per day?

yes, and you aren't only just starving yourself, you are depriving yourself of vitamins and stuff that helps you grow.. that could be really really damaging to your body. you know, if your body doesnt get the right stuff it eats away at yourself and could cause death? think about it.

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why do girls wear bra and thongs all they seem to do in my appen is make girls and their moms spend money

first of all.. are you a boy? second.. thongs are unnessicary, but bras are a must. Boobies need support, unless you;d like them hangin by your ankles. yeah NOT ATTRACTIVE, dude.

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ok. i have blonde, sort of curly/wavy hair and its a little below my shoulders and im starting to change my style a little bit into EMO, i have glasses and i wanted to get like wispy bangs like hilary duff. would i look completely stupid with bangs or would it look good?? PLEASE help me!!

well, if your hair is wavy/curly they might frizz a LOT so you would have to straighten them a lot and stuff.. if you're up for the maintenance, then go for it; it'd be really cute

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ok im almost 15 and i only have a 34A... i hate it. I heard that if you sleep with no bra on at night your boobs will grow faster because the bra isnt there... but i dont know... and i also herad that moving your arms in circular motion everyday will also increase the size... my mom has big boobs.. why cant i!!!!?

hmm... boobs usually go with heredity, so if your mom has big boobs, then maybe you are more on your fathers side of the gene pool. But hey you're only 15 and puberty doesnt stop that early, so they might still grow.peace man

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can women fall pregnant by a man who is 20years older then them

yes. prime example- Anna Nicole Smith.. her freakin husband was 90-ish and she was like 20. so there you go.

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I'm having trouble falling asleep. Does anyone now anything that could help me fall asleep easier and faster?

well.. i had the same problem. i got a better mattress and started taking tylenol pm. both helped, but the tylenol is bad to take if you have to get up earlier than like one or two o'clock. ooh or maybe cut back on the caffeine and boost your physical activity. peace out man.

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