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14/f Ok so i have nothing to do this summer and I've been riding my bike to K-mart and stealing. I know its wrong, but its k-mart. I got some thongs---my mom don't let me wear them so i pissed her off and some hair dye which pissed her off even more. But i want something better to do with my summer besides a life of crime. Any suggestions? (link)
You pissed off hair dye?

Work a circus gig, thats pretty spectacular.


why is virginity and breaking virginity such a big deal? like oh, you had sex for your first time. whats so big about taht? all it is is having sex except the first time. im serious can someone tell me why this is so big? (link)
Its a big deal because thats one of the first things that god will read on the list as he casts you into perdition.

Goddamn sinner.


I know downloading music is wrong, but I'm sorry okay. I use winmx and I love it. But I'm trying to download the new all-american rejects CD, and THOUSANDS of results come up for all the songs, and every single one of them fail. NONE of them work. They'll turn yellow and say "Waiting for network reply..." for like 2 minutes and then they'll fail. Not one single song works. WHY?! (link)
Divine Intervention. I don't really care because the band sucks, but since you like the band enough to want a whole album, at least patronize them.


tomorrow is my me and my boyfriend's anniversary. I have NO MONEY, so I want to make him something special. I've already made him:

-nice cards
-letters written on fancy stationary
-little booklet things
-picture frames with our pictures
-drawings, paintings
-scrapbooks
-memory books
-love quotes
-etc.

Is there anything REALLY special that I can make him that's not one of those things? I honestly can't think of one thing. Thats why I need your help. Kthnxbye. (link)
A child.


im in the same situtation as you are

hope everything works out! (link)
You've been eating doritoes and playing Castle Shikigami 2 for about 20 hours running as well?

Im not sure of what situation you are talking about, but glad to see people are doing the same things as I am. I hope everything works out as well, because the end boss to this game is really damned hard, and im almost out of doritos.


Hey i do the normal riding sex & oral sex & things what are some new ways to have sex.. i need something more to attract my partners... thanks so much

P.S. I rate high!!! (link)
You said partners implying you have more than one.

Whore.


i'm gonna be a 10th grader next year and i need help writing better essays. Also, i need help reading and understanding what i read. I know I'm asking a lot, but i don't want to fail English.

P.S. sites will be nice too

Tamia (link)
The whole point of english is learning those things. If you want to write better essays, read more and write more. If you want to understand what you are reading better - read it over a few times and try to disect what you are reading. Don't think twice about having to go back and read something, people do it all the time.


ok.. so my boyfriend and i have been going out for 2 1/2 years now... and we are ready to have sex... seeing it as my first time i don't know what to do, at all. how do you start out... how can you keep it from getting awkward?

sincerly,
i am ready (link)
If you were ready then you would know what to do.

Sincerely,
person who knows you are not ready.


hey♥ i have been with Tim off and on since february vacation but at the end up may we started actually getting close and can talk about anything now. we have been goin out and we hangout alot ( we`ve already had sex, so dont critisize) but today i noticed he asked me something that i was sort of worried about before. me and him were sitting at dunkin donuts and he was like " do you seriously love me" and he was the first guy i have ever said it to and i said of course i do, alot and i told him he has no idea what he means to me, then i asked why? and he was like i love you and like you alot, and sometimes i think you dont and your randomly gunna not like me and break up with me. it was so weird! like i dont understand why hed say that, should i be worried? then we were across the street outside and he was gunna go in and get something but these guys came out of a store and sat in there car and tim waited till they left to go in the store because he thought they would talk to me and id do somethin.. id never do that.. whats some ways i can show him how much i love and care?♥ thanksss! (link)
"He and I"


Okay so Im only 14, but i really feel like I'm in love for the first time and i want to know if thats stupid for me to be "in love" at such a young age or if its normal?... please help me (link)
Stupid.


Your Feedback: You asked a question and then gave two possible answers. You asked if it was

1. Stupid
2. Normal

I used one of the possible answers you presented - and got a 1 rating. Don't post questions if you don't want real answers, since you obviously know what you want to hear already why not just cut out the middle man and just answer it yourself?


Okkaay so mah breeasts r kinda like pointy..like not round like every1 elses and i was wonderin if any1 elses were like dat..is there a way 2 make them more round? thanx.. (link)
Your pointy breasts are showing that you are lazy, and thus do not deserve rounded breasts. Spell out your words from now on. I have a productivity plan worked out for you.

-Spell 'okay' correctly, saving you two letters.
-Spell 'breasts' correctly, saving another letter.
-Spell 'my' correctly, saving you one letter.
-Remove all instances of 'like' that aren't necesscary, saving yourself on average 4 letters per every 20 letters.

Take the time you saved from removing all of those things and...

-Spell 'are' correctly.
-Spell 'kind of' correctly. While 'kinda' is commonly accepted, its annoying and I am on a roll.
-Spell 'everyone' correctly.
-Add the 'g' at the end of 'wondering', you are not speaking ebonics little girl.
-Spell 'anyone' correctly.
-Spell 'that' correctly.
-Do not replace 'to' or 'too' with the number or the spelling 'two'.
-Spell 'thanks' correctly.


Why is it that our culture always favors big, wide Caucasian eyes? (link)
Why is it that our culture is always worried about what the rest of the culture favors?


how do you get backround mucic what site?? that isnt complicaded ill rate 5 i swear!!!! (link)
I know theres a place called the internet that you can download music on. But im not sure if they carry like easy listening elevator music and stuff to play in the background.


Okay, im really like overwhelmed. Like 5 guys always iM me and are like would u fuck me? and, there really nice people but like to joke around with me, and they say there jus messin with me. but its hard bc all the guys are all really hott. but it gets really annoying bc now i dont know who to trust. ive been in relationships where ive been cheated on, and theres rumours going around about me having sex with diff people. one of my guy friends said he heard im "loose " an that it seems like i have sex alot which isnt the case at all. i jus feel like giving up on guys all together and jus...be lonely the rest of my life.....any advice on what to do? (link)
Hehe, your reputation sucks.


Sorry this is so long plz don’t pass it by
13/f
All my life I dreamed of being famous when I was six I wanted to be just like britney spears so when I was about 7 years old I joined chorus for about a year then I figured it just wasn’t for me you know so I quit then things kind of got bad between my parents so we didn’t really go to church anymore and then for about 3-4 years I played soccer was really really good at it then I quit that too when I was 11 and then my parents got a divorce and when I was 11-12 I took drama and acting lessons and now hear I am I’m 13 now and I really want to model I mean its like a passion for me I really want to be a model more than anything in the world because I figure it’s a good place to start if I want to be an actress when I get older so I want to be a model for like modeling clothes kids clothes and stuff you know I know I have the attitude to be a model I’m 110% happy with myself I think I’m pretty enough to do I have everything really but there’s one problem I don’t live anywhere near any modeling stuff or anything like that but I am about 3 hours away from Atlanta a.k.a A Town lol but and I just don’t really know where to start modeling or who to start modeling for does anyone have any ideas for me I really wanta reach my dream all my friends have already started on their dream I have a boyfriend who is an incredible gutair player friends how are amazing writers and are really smart but now more then ever I wanta reach my dream but I don’t know how and where to starts
PLZ HELP*
Oh yea I didn’t know what thins went under
(link)
One day, I just said fuck fish.


my family is not rich but not poor and i want alot of things but they wont get then for me (link)
Alright, see, big people get things called "jobs" and make "money" to support themselves or their family. "Money" is something people exchange for goods and/or services. Most things your family gets, they "purchase" with "money".

But see, "money" isn't infinite, and a lot of people have to be careful how they spend it, for if they waste this "money" then they have nothing to fall back on in case of emergency. Like if someone you knew beat you into a bloody pulp for being ignorant, they may need "money" to hire a lawyer to sue the person that beat you up. If they do not have "money" to hire the lawyer because they bought you everything you wanted, then they would probably have a tremendously high hospital bill to pay - at least what isn't covered by insurance.

See, you can't always get what you want. And since you are begging, you can't be choosing!

So if you can't get what you want, feel free to come cry on the internet to a lot of people that have it just as "bad" or sometimes even worse than you do - then get mocked for being an idiot.


Hey. Well, I'm 13 years old, and this summer I am getting my first phone! I wanted this phone from Sprint, but my family has a plan on Cingular. I was wondering if there were any cool and hip camera phones for teen girls. Please tell me the phone, and where to find it...like the website. Thanks! (link)
Well actually there is this phone, and its TOTALLY RADICAL and its designed JUST FOR TEEN GIRLS! Aww, I think I have a picture of it right here.

I'm having a hard time finding one online, but I have a picture.

http://www.rusticconnection.com/images/telephones/we302.jpg


Heres another really cool one I found.

http://littlewhiz.com/prod_images_small/BE-077_Conference_Phone.jpg


Hope I helped!


ha. no but seriosly. i need a bf. and it seems like all the guys like me when i go places but they just look at what i look like if that makes any since. i need a bf and its summer how do i get one? (link)
You don't "need" you "want" there is a difference.



-"how"... What? What do you mean how? How is there a difference between a need and a want? A need is something you can't live without - a want is something you desire - but can go without for awhile. This is a want, not a need. You will not die if you are not engaged in a shallow relationship.


i babysit little kids, and i think its really fun, but the ppl i babysit for are moving. and its stinks, i have no business and i really need the money (link)
Damnit, the bill to remove the pedophile from the neighborhood failed.


I have been thinking of becoming vegetarian for quite some time now. I was wondering if anyone knew of any websites about being vegetarian so i can decide. Also Do you think it would be ok to ease into becoming one? Not just all at once?
Thanks (link)
...If you go to any form of peta website so help me god you better be laughing at the content.

PETA is a loosely affiliated extremist group hell bent on framing large-scale organizations that don't offer vegeterian solutions to the tree-humping bastards.

If you fall into that cult. Then hopefully your death from a riot officers bullet is fast.




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