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and does any1 have a website were you can watch family guy? l o l i love that show , but i never really get 2 watch it on TV

and are there any other sites like youtube were you can watch video clips?

http://quicksilverscreen.com/show/51

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what do i do about my dog throwing up blood

There's nothing you can do, just take it to the vet as soon as possible.

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i see this like everywhere

"i love you |"

whst is it?

| is the pipe character. In computing, it means "or". In math it means "absolute value". I've never seen anyone say "i love |", and since it isn't immediately apparent what it means, there is no value in saying it. I suppose it could mean "I love you absolutely", after absolute value, but that's a a stretch. Why don't you ask the person you saw saying it?

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Hi.
http://i14.tinypic.com/4bfso4k.jpg
So here's one of the most recent pictures of myself I've got.
I've just gotten to feel fat anymore. =)
I'm about 4'9' and about 110 lbs. I'd asked a question earlier, and got a few responses saying I should lose some weight, so I was wondering how people thought of this visually. I've really gained alot of weight lately, and I'd like to get back to 90 lbs, maybe even eighty?
I don't want to be super skinny, just skinnier than I am now.
The problem I've got is my stomach. I seriously look pregnant or something in all my shirts, anymore, if I'm not wearing a jacket, and it makes me feel really unconfident.


So.. help? lol.


You look fine, definitely not that bad; I can't really tell at that angle though. According to my patent-pending technologies(which may or may not be accurate), you should weight exactly 100 pounds. This will give you a body-mass index of 21.7, the exact middle of the "normal" range.

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13/f/australia
SOMEONE please answer my question:
how do i upload a picture of myself onto advicinators?????
im so confused! thanx in advance! :)

-go to http://imageshack.us
-click browse
-find your picture
-click ok
-click host
-wait till the imageshack page refreshes
-copy the BOTTOM link it gives you, it will start with http
-go to http://www.advicenators.com/settings.php
-put the link you just copied from imageshack in the 4th box in section III of http://www.advicenators.com/settings.php
-immediatly after copying the URL/text into the 4th box on http://www.advicenators.com/settings.php , and without changing pages or refreshing, click "submit" on the very bottom of that page.
-It's done

Note that you may have to clear your cache before you can see the changes. Do this by press F5(on your keyboard), while on your column.

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im really confused is a 4.0 like perfect gpa and then 5.0 if you are taking honors or is 5.0 perfect and 6.0 is if you are taking honors?
or does it depend on the school?

Perfect is almost always 4.0. How honors are treated is Dependant on the school, some schools allow you to have a GPA higher than 4.

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Okay if you go to this website

http://www.aimdude.com/progz6.php

there are a bunch of things you can dowload for AIM... well they are all ZIP files.. and it askes me how i want to open them up... well when i click Aol instant messenger on teh list nothing happens... so how do i open these files so i can use them on aim!!!

thanks a million

A zip file is like a box. You have to take the files out first. So install 7-zip:
http://www.7-zip.org/
Right click the zip file, select "7zip" and then "extract here". Good luck!

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Ok i've always been wondering this, but what if space had gravity pulling you down....where would you go if you kept fallig? Would you fall forever or something?

Gravity is directly related to mass, so that's impossible. You'll always hit something, because something has to be there for there to be gravity pulling you.

Think of gravity like a trampoline. Planets are bowling balls. Things will roll towards the bowling balls. If the bowling ball isn't there, things won't move towards it. Space is actually like this, and it's fruitless to think of how things would be if the laws of the universe were different.

If there was a force like gravity making you go in one direction, you would constantly speed up, there would be no limit. After many years you would be going so fast that you travel widths of galaxies in a second. Since the amount of acceleration is low(while velocity is high), you wouldn't notice any G-force. Eventually you'd reach the edge of where the big bang has touched, and go into an endless void of nothingness.

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i found this on a website:

NIGHTMARE: 2010? 3/4 of the United States Is Underwater, Awaiting Russian Nuclear Attack


is that true? i'm really scared about it LOL

I don't think anyone here can see into the future, so you won't get a definite answer. It's possible, but unlikely. At the current speed, the ice caps won't melt that fast(though something could change that). We're "awaiting" Russian Nuclear Attack now. They have the weapons, they just need to push a button. Even more likely is that China attacks us, they've been amassing a huge military, but the US government is trying to keep the public from knowing that.

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each year for easter my family gets together and has an egg drop contest. for those who don't know what an egg drop contest is, it's where you make kindof an apparatus for a raw egg so that it doesn't crack when thrown off a building. in the past years i haven't been too lucky with the contest and i was wondering what may be some good suggestions for it?

**please nothing about peanut butter, packing peanuts, jello, or balloons. i've tried all of these and they've failed me in the past

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ADBTHpk0L8g

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okey evertime i try to chane my Questions
& Click on the Add Information To Your Question Thing It Longs me out & says you must be longd it to do that????


what is wrong?

p.s sorry if i pickd the wrong category

Make sure cookies are enabled. Make sure you aren't banned. If it still doesn't work, contact dangernerd at dangernerd@gmail.com

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Hi.
I'm a long time honor roll student, and I've just recieved a Who's Who Outstanding Stundents in America letter.
It says to register for the website and stuff, and a scholorship is possible if I'm accepted..
Has anyone had experience with this? Is it a good program? Is it even legit? lol.


It's a scam. The put *everyone* in that book, and get people to have their loved ones buy it. I was getting straight D's and they sent me that letter.

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Im not sure if this is coincidence or not but do you think the terrorists planned it to be on the day in which the numbers are the same for if you have an emergency (911). The cahnces are 1 in 365 which seems pretty uncoincidental. Any opinions??

No, it's just a coincidence. There's no way to plan an attack so exactly, and there wouldn't be any motivation to do it in the first place.

PS:
sqrt(911)=~30
30-(9-(1+1))=23
OH NOES, THE NUMBER; IT'S AFTER ME!!!111

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Sorry to bother you :x .. but you know how you just sent me the layout?...well, is there any way to make the font black & georgia size 8?..

I'm content with the rest of it. :)

I assume you mean the fully pink layout, since black text doesn't work on black background. This will change almost all the font to 8pt georgia:


table tbody td table tbody tr td.text table{visibility:hidden}
table tbody td table tbody tr td.text table table, table tbody td table tbody tr td.text table table tbody td.text {visibility:visible}
.orangetext15{visibility:hidden}
body{background-color:FADADD; background-image: url("http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/5459/bg6zm2.png");background-repeat: repeat-x;background-attachment: fixed;background-position: center bottom}
table, tr, td, .text, .btext{background:transparent; color:000000;font: 8pt georgia;}


good luck!

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Is there any way to watch a movie online for free without downloading anything?? If so please send me a link.. :}

I like quicksilverscreen:
http://quicksilverscreen.com/

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I clicked on your MySpace link in your profile, and I was wondering: could you send me that layout HTML? Could you make it fading pink instead of grey? Thanks. :)

(note:ignore all the links here, don't click them)
I'm glad you like it, I made it myself. I've modified it to be completely pink. Put at the bottom of "about me":


table tbody td table tbody tr td.text table{visibility:hidden}
table tbody td table tbody tr td.text table table, table tbody td table tbody tr td.text table table tbody td.text {visibility:visible}
.orangetext15{visibility:hidden}
body{background-color:FADADD; background-image: url("http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/5459/bg6zm2.png");background-repeat: repeat-x;background-attachment: fixed;background-position: center bottom}
table, tr, td, .text, .btext{background:transparent; color:009900}
a:link{color:00AA00}
a:visited{color:00AA00}
a:hover{color:00CC00}
a:active{color:00AA00}


If you want black, like I have, but with fading pink, use this:


table tbody td table tbody tr td.text table{visibility:hidden}
table tbody td table tbody tr td.text table table, table tbody td table tbody tr td.text table table tbody td.text {visibility:visible}
.orangetext15{visibility:hidden}
body{background-color:222222; background-image: url("http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/9144/bg7ma4.png");background-repeat: repeat-x;background-attachment: fixed;background-position: center bottom}
table, tr, td, .text, .btext{background:transparent; color:666666}
a:link{color:555555}
a:visited{color:555555}
a:hover{color:777777}
a:active{color:555555}


If you like you can link to me using:
Get free web design at theymos.com!

I'm happy to create layouts and websites, tell your friends!

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if i were to go to the moon, and poke a flag in the ground-on a flag pole of course- would it flutter? due to the lack of gravity? Also, would there be shadowns on the moon? thanks.

The moon landings weren't faked. The flag would flutter because of it's inertia when pushed into the ground. There would be shadows, but you might not be able to see them because of the poor camera equipment. Same with no stars, it's poor cameras(this was a long time ago).

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I am doing a project on making an ecosystem in a 2-litre pop bottle for my 'bonus project' for grade 10 science. I was wondering if you feed the fish or just leave them?

The point of the ecosystem is that it's self-sustaining, so you shouldn't have to feed them. There should be some kind of plant in there that they are eating. You have to make sure you have the right kind of fish and plants.
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Is anxiety a sad feeling or is it a fatal exciting feeling like when you're watching soap opera and you're really excited yet stressed at what's going to happen next?

Because I'm really confused about anxiety pills that anna nicole took..

the dictionary didn't help..

Anxiety is stress, worry. You're anxious if you're going to take a long test tomorrow that you're not prepared for. Anxiety disorder(which she was taking drugs for) is when a person is anxious all the time, always worried, stressed, and fearing tomorrow; it's related to, but different than depression.

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Well I bought Halls vitamin C and it says take only maxium of 2 but I like it that i eat a lot a day (til I just read the max numbers).

What happens if I eat too much? Can something bad happen to my body?

Don't worry about that study, it's not poisonous. At the worst you'll have bad stomach aches. Vitamin C is known to be one of the least poisonous substances on earth. A light person would have to eat 2 pounds of Vitamin C to have a chance of killing them.

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