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things i like are:
stealing public property, t ping houses, beating up on friends, hanging out with friends, going to mehlville games, going to the movies, going to t time, walking around the neighborhood, having people over, confusing people, making people make funny faces, dropping my pants in front of girls that i dont know, mooning people from cars, driving without a permit, BAGEL BITES!!!, soccer, basketball, football (even though idk how to play), making the bird, wearing spandex and listening to brittany spears in my room, paintballing, hunting, shooting, making fires, lighting stuff on fire, seeing what burns, painting myself various colors, seeing how long i can put off my homework, doing stupid stuff, throwing my shoes at people, spray painting random things on random buildings, sneaking out, having fun, making people guess what im thinking, staring at random things just to make people say "what are you looking at", walking backwards, and mimicing girls i like infront of them, and of course giving advice.

things i dont like are:

girls that think they can get guys by wearing short skirts (b/c 98% of the time it works), people that try to mock me openly, people that hate me and try to get other people to do the same, people who make fun of my friends, people who call me stupid, people who eat my food, people who dont give me money, people who ask me continously for a piece of paper or pencil, people who try to be popular, guys who lie about their virginity, guys who hit girls, girls that cheat on guys, guys that cheat on girls, soda, roast beef sandwiches, taking care of things, cleaning up other people's mess, people who send me text messages, people who IM me constantly, people who think i can get them laid, people who look for "the love of their life" before the age of 21, people who are prude, people who are scared to have fun, workaholics, alcoholics, people who get addicted to smoking, people who do stuff under peer pressure, people who say the word "immature," people who think they are in the popular group, tv, and homework.
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Okay so this is for any good runners...how do you run long distance? what do you think about, and how do you overcome the pain in your lungs and chest and the throw-up feeling in your stomach? see because at my school we have to run a little under a mile, and that may not seem hard but the people who lead the runs run pretty fast. and theres this one hill that's just killer... so i was wondering if you had any tips for not stopping and just going the whole way through? like what you think about, breathing, what kind of stride, etc. ANYTHING will help! (link)
get an ipod, heck ive seen people running play gameboy. that should take your mind off of it. it helped me immensly.


he said, "if i still talk to you like this, then when im 18 i might want to be with you." he's 13 now and im afraid of what's going to happen in between those 5 years so if he said that now does he really love me? (link)
PLAY3RRRRRRRRr


-Trim Spa:
All I want to know is, does it work? And how fast if it does? (link)
i wouldnt use it, metabolism (MTB) boosters shock your MTB so when you go off it your MTB is soooo much worse because its been pushed and will go back to a state thats twice as bad as it is now.

hard exercise and diet is 100% effective when done properly and can help you safely lose any where from 1-2 lbs a week depending how dedicated you are. pills, patches, and even some diet foods are scams to make you fatter and indulge even more in their products.



I have stubborn chubbyness around my upper thigh, butt, and hips. It ahs cellulite, which I know I can't really get rid of, but there's so much FLAB! Does anyone know any good workouts that will help this? Including website links with workouts...I need a bikini butt! (link)
how about you eatless.

http://quartz.he.net/~beyondch/news/news_images/2005/4-22-2005-9-52-32-AM-4679620.jpg

^theres your link


I have never had sex, and I have a boyfriend. I want to know exactly what happens before, during and after sex. Or approximately what happens. It is a very curious matter to me, and I sort of want to find out from experienced others instead of trying to find out for myself. lol. Thanks for your time.
(link)
watch porn.


13/f. im depressed. i really wana do track. but my mom wont let me. because she thinks id run away bc i could run longer and faster. she doesnt think i could go far if i didnt do track. i can. i would. i have alot of nerve and reason to. is that a stupid reason for her to say? how could i get her to change her mind. whats wrong. im just confused. (link)
BITCHSLAP HER be like yo momma immuh be doin trackizzle for shizzle, nd if you dont think thats off the hizzizzle then immuh knock yo teeff in so far yo head dat u will be able to chew with yo urrs.

more logically, you could mention the physical benefits from it, or you could ask her why she has a problem with you doin track and then go from there.


do spiders lay eggs? no google please (link)
thousands at a time.


is playing with your clitoris to orgasm technically masturbating or no? (link)
that is the deffinition.


15/f. i already have side sweeping bangs and i love them. but i want to change them up and make them more choppy. i want your guys opinions on if i would look good with choppy bangs.

this is me now:
http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/382/mebrightam1.png

i want bangs like these:
http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/812/nicehairjj4.jpg

do you think i would good with them?
plus how can i style my hair so it is kind've choppy like the girl's in the picture. (link)
from a guy's point of view, i think youd look great with them.

as for cutting it choppy cut with the scissors pointing ^UP^ instead of


I heard a lot that if you pull in your stomach or squeeze it in, it helps you lose weight (burn fat). Is that true? (link)
i dont immagine, but it does instantly make u look thinner.


i'm 14 years old and i recently got a boyfriend that i really like, and me and him are doing great. but, since i've got this boyfriend, i seem to be spending less time with my friends. and they've been getting mad at me some. it's not that i don't want to hang out with them, i just somehow make plans with my boyfriend first. if anyone has advice on how i can manage friends & a boyfriend please help. i greatly appreciate it.
thanks,
xo megan. (link)
well when you and your boyfriend do stuff, you can have all your friends join in on the action so they dont feel left out.

orrr you can have a girls night out and hang out with your other friends then.


any way to lose weight without exercising.

and for like eating healthing could osmeone tell me like a good mean for like a day. and i really DONT like the whole 6 meals a day because i dont have time for that so threes fine =] thanks (link)
eat less...and more healthier.


theres a commerical on tv for Vonage phone services, and i think it said that it was phone and internet service for a package..but i went on the site and i couldnt find it. does anyone know anything about this or have a link or something? thanks. (link)
WOAHHH I THOUGHt THAT SAID BONDAGE LOL!!


I have com here in desperation of help. My husband is 21 and has highbloodpressure and according to the doctor a little overweight. I have tried to talk to him about it and try to be an accountablility partner. I mentioned sports,the gym,portion control, certain diets(eating healthier),and yes even dance. I want to encourage him to be healthy and I believe I do. I told him I would even do the majority of things with him.(My own health problems limit me on dieting and such)He says that he wants to change but never does anything about it. I think he is the most beautiful personand I dont want to see him struggle with health problems so young.If you have any advice on how I can help him please let me know. I would love it if you prayed for us if you dont have any advice to give. Thank you. (link)
go on walks, maybe for a swim in a lake or something, anything to get him motivated or just in this case, anything to get him out of the house.


It seems like all boys only like the girls that are extremely pretty. I just always feel so ugly and not good enough. Will they always be like this? (link)
the only guys that are always like that are the ones that you need to stay away from, they are the ones who will hurt you.

they should mature enough to realize that not all beauty is physical


I'm 14/f and I really need to know how to get rid of this excess belly fat! It's hard for me to go outside everyday and exercise, like jog or walk, because the weather here is always changing. I do about 200 crunches everyday, but it doesn't seem to be working. I DO eat healthy and have a healthy eating lifestyle. I hate it soooo much...and I want to start slimming down a little before the summer. Does anyone know an effective exercise routine I can do inside that will actually work or a website that has one? (link)
the lady before me does not know what she talking about, if you run you lose fat all over, not just in your legs, and to many crunches produce muscle under fat, which makes you have that pudge. keep up good eating habbits, and your healthy lifestyle, and (unfortunately) it takes 90 days to make or break a habbit, good luck.


OK, I have a RAZR Motorola phone, a red one if that helps & I just got it for Christmas, & I love it! But every website I go to for ringtones none of them have free tunes, i have to select some weird plan thing. ughh...
anyway,
you know the little button on the side where it lets you record stuff??
well my friend's friend did it with hers and she was able to set it as her ringtone.
does anyone know how to set it as a ringtone?
thanks (link)
you can only do that with older phones, newer ones are set up so you HAVE to buy their ringtones. otherwize have your friend bluetooth her tones to your phone or any other friend with bluetooth cause thats free.


14/f
120/5'3

i have no self controll at all. i seriously try to run daily but i think i have some kind of OCD because i can't go into my basement without doing weird things and being scared to look be hind me. i try to eat healthy but then i just go off and eat a whole shit load of chips or something. what can i do to controll myself, geting eathy and running daily (link)
ease yourself into eating healthy.

ex. go from 4 bowls of chips to 3 and eat an orange or something instead and ease yourself into eating healthy.


helloo :]] im going to get my
hair cut on tuesday, and i was
just wondering if anybody had
some ideas or websites. i wanna
get layers and and a little above
my shoulders. i have curly hair,
but i straightin my hair alottt.
also, i was wondering if there are
any lotions or face washes that get
rid of acne scars that i can buy
from cvs or k-mart.
thankss :DD (link)
go bald. u get lots of attention.


okay so i like boys..but boys like girls with boobs..yeah i dont have boobs.

thats the problem. boys dont like me because of my invisible boobs. NO SERIOUSLY IM SO FLAT CHESTED!

ughh i dont want to STUFF. i dont want to be a fake. i want to be MYSELF, but what if MYSELF is no boobs.

please help (link)
the only guys that look for girls just because they have boobs are shallow assholes and you dont need to hook up with them.





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