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Advicenators discussion: Haikus
Cux wrote Sunday January 25 2009, 2:56 pm:
Here we'll make Haikus,
Try to make them really great;
If not, you will die.
LOL_x0x wrote Sunday January 25 2009, 2:58 pm:
Jack makes me giggle,
Laura also likes Haikus;
this topic is great.
Cux wrote Sunday January 25 2009, 3:00 pm:
Erinn loves Haikus,
Her bio says to make them;
Obey or you die!
Erinn_the_bamf wrote Sunday January 25 2009, 3:03 pm:
I despise final exams,
I'd prefer to have the plague;
But this topic helps.
Erinn_the_bamf wrote Sunday January 25 2009, 3:04 pm:
Shit, I fucked it up,
Exams has two syllables;
We all make mistakes.
Cux wrote Sunday January 25 2009, 3:07 pm:
Erinn I love you,
That was the best Haiku ever;
Please make some more now.
Cux wrote Sunday January 25 2009, 3:08 pm:
Dang I messed up mine,
Ever has two syllables;
I should have checked it.
Erinn_the_bamf wrote Sunday January 25 2009, 3:10 pm:
We all super fail,
Except for lovely Laura;
It looks like she wins.
Cux wrote Sunday January 25 2009, 3:12 pm:
Laura is the bomb,
She can actually count;
Let us try harder.
Cux wrote Sunday January 25 2009, 3:14 pm:
Why all the commas?
And also semi-colons?
Let's be creative!
Erinn_the_bamf wrote Sunday January 25 2009, 3:16 pm:
Hah, punctuation!
Semi-colons are my love;
Let us eat pop rocks!
Cux wrote Sunday January 25 2009, 4:20 pm:
Yes, punctuation!
It's vital for your grammar.
Is that what I said?
LOL_x0x wrote Sunday January 25 2009, 7:58 pm:
Semi colons serve
another purpose as well
the wink to a face!
Cux wrote Sunday January 25 2009, 9:01 pm:
Well of course they do
But there's a greater purpose;
Independent clause.
Erinn_the_bamf wrote Monday January 26 2009, 9:01 pm:
Finals make me cry;
Let us poke them in the eye.
DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE!
LOL_x0x wrote Wednesday January 28 2009, 3:47 pm:
That was wonderful,
I quite enjoyed the rhyming.
And finals do suck.
Cux wrote Thursday January 29 2009, 5:59 pm:
Yes, it was awesome!
But I've written better:
Abraham Lincoln.
Matt wrote Sunday February 8 2009, 9:08 pm:
You are all psycho
And listen to bad music
Listen to Tool now.
Matt wrote Sunday February 8 2009, 9:08 pm:
You are all psycho
And listen to bad music
Listen to Tool now.
LOL_x0x wrote Monday February 9 2009, 5:36 pm:
No thank you kind sir,
I will stick with TRS.
Bryce Avary PWNS.
Matt wrote Monday February 9 2009, 5:43 pm:
It is raining here.
That's cool for Californians.
And TRS Sucks.
Erinn_the_bamf wrote Monday February 9 2009, 7:41 pm:
Smashing Pumpkins, yo!
And TRS, let's do it;
I enjoy music.
Cux wrote Monday February 9 2009, 7:44 pm:
The snow is melting;
Yippee! Yahoo! That's cool!
The Rocket Summer.
Erinn_the_bamf wrote Tuesday February 10 2009, 4:07 pm:
Martian Chronicles!
Where TRS got it's name.
The book was not great.
Cux wrote Wednesday February 11 2009, 8:55 pm:
LOST is coming on:
4.8.15.16.23.42 whoa!
Execute or death.
LOL_x0x wrote Wednesday February 18 2009, 3:05 pm:
Lost is on tonight,
the episode will be great.
This excites me much.
LM wrote Sunday February 22 2009, 1:49 am:
Lost I have not seen;
however, Scrubs is just great.
JD's my hero.
Cux wrote Saturday March 7 2009, 7:29 pm:
I like LOST much more,
It appeals to my taste lots;
So, watch on Wednesdays.
[Wednesday is counted as two syllables, because of how it is pronounced]
Matt wrote Wednesday March 25 2009, 8:12 pm:
I hear Mastodon
In my black Sony headphones
And yea, Lost is cool.
LOL_x0x wrote Saturday April 18 2009, 6:57 pm:
Matt uses no "h".
When he says that LOST is cool.
But yay for headphones?
Matt wrote Sunday July 5 2009, 8:04 pm:
Matt uses no "h".
He is just too cool for it.
Gojira is cool.
LOL_x0x wrote Saturday July 18 2009, 11:20 pm:
Matt is a wise one.
With this one, we do not mess.
For he is awesome.
Matt wrote Sunday August 9 2009, 3:18 pm:
Matt goes to college.
In a few quick, short weeks.
I like grape soda.
LOL_x0x wrote Wednesday August 12 2009, 11:52 am:
Oh no! Matt don't leave.
Without you, this site would suck.
I prefer V8.
Erinn_the_bamf wrote Friday August 14 2009, 12:11 am:
Matthew should visit
Good old New Jersey first, dear
All you darlings should!
Cux wrote Friday August 14 2009, 6:51 pm:
Everyone should
Visit this place: Chicago
"I like turtles" kid.
Matt wrote Sunday August 16 2009, 5:50 am:
I wrote a haiku,
But disliked what it became.
I'll still stick around.
LOL_x0x wrote Monday August 17 2009, 9:00 pm:
I like Chicago,
For it is where I reside.
Everyone visit.
Cux wrote Monday August 17 2009, 9:28 pm:
I like Chicago,
I don't mean to copy you.
Wikipedia.
Erinn_the_bamf wrote Monday August 17 2009, 11:02 pm:
I feel so ghetto
Watch out for the big girl, yo
Baby got back, bro.
Matt wrote Tuesday August 18 2009, 12:17 am:
Matthew Grant likes back,
A lot. As in, very much.
Hooray, new Megadeth's out!
Erinn_the_bamf wrote Tuesday August 18 2009, 1:40 pm:
I am baking now
Brownies; should they include weed?
Do not fret, I kid.
Matt wrote Tuesday August 18 2009, 10:35 pm:
Liar, liar whore!
And you know it. From what film,
Does that come from, punks?
Erinn_the_bamf wrote Tuesday August 18 2009, 10:59 pm:
My Cousin Vinny
Is that correct my dear friend?
Joe Pesci, fo so.
LM wrote Wednesday August 19 2009, 11:36 am:
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Cux wrote Wednesday August 19 2009, 11:33 pm:
Haikus are the best,
I'm uncreative right now:
This is all I have.
Matt wrote Thursday August 20 2009, 4:05 am:
That's not good enough,
Leave thread immediately.
We must see greatness.
Erinn_the_bamf wrote Thursday August 27 2009, 12:30 am:
I have returned now
Vacation to Delaware.
Peace, love, and summer?
Matt wrote Thursday August 27 2009, 2:26 am:
How was Delaware?
That was so American
Glad to be back home?
Erinn_the_bamf wrote Thursday August 27 2009, 4:01 pm:
I suppose so, bro.
Delaware has no sales tax.
Shopping was quite good.
LOL_x0x wrote Thursday August 27 2009, 9:27 pm:
That is so awesome,
They should do that everywhere.
I am on shuffle.
Erinn_the_bamf wrote Thursday August 27 2009, 10:28 pm:
No tax on clothes here
No pumping own gas either
I love New Jersey.
Matt wrote Saturday August 29 2009, 12:24 am:
I'm listening to
Metallica. What great thrash!
But just the 80s.
LOL_x0x wrote Monday August 31 2009, 3:42 pm:
I do not like that,
I prefer album "Swan Songs".
Everywhere I goooooooo.
Erinn_the_bamf wrote Tuesday September 1 2009, 12:28 am:
Damn ladies, damn girl
Let me see your booty drop
Except not really
Matt wrote Thursday September 3 2009, 3:22 am:
I can hold my breath
For two full minutes, that's right.
When will I need to?
Cux wrote Saturday September 5 2009, 12:19 am:
I am responding.
This topic: I will not leave;
You cannot make me.
Erinn_the_bamf wrote Saturday September 5 2009, 12:27 am:
I will not let you
Let me down so easily.
Death Cab for Cutie.
christina wrote Saturday September 5 2009, 5:10 am:
The new Saosin
Album is so awesome, it
Makes me so happy.
Erinn_the_bamf wrote Tuesday September 8 2009, 7:09 pm:
Tomorrow marks hell
So long sweet summer; good-bye.
Chilly in Jersey.
LOL_x0x wrote Tuesday September 15 2009, 12:08 pm:
Laura is sickly
Thus, is browsing the forums,
Here is a new post.
Erinn_the_bamf wrote Sunday September 20 2009, 6:55 pm:
Shit school is for me
3.92 GPA
Still not good enough.
Matt wrote Monday September 21 2009, 9:27 pm:
The new record from
Baroness is very great
"The Blue Record," yes.
ASAPcamille wrote Wednesday September 23 2009, 9:19 pm:
i do not write well.
haikus are just not my thing.
i will jump off bridge.
Matt wrote Friday September 25 2009, 8:43 pm:
You no speak English
For that, Advicenators
Will crush your spirit.
Erinn_the_bamf wrote Saturday September 26 2009, 3:28 pm:
My hair is now short
It is sexy like you guys
Huzzah for hair cuts!
Matt wrote Sunday October 4 2009, 6:58 pm:
Oh, a Summer cut?
Is it not a bit too late?
I'll burn you alive.
Erinn_the_bamf wrote Tuesday October 6 2009, 8:51 pm:
I am so stupid
AP Bio labs kill me
Poop; education.
Matt wrote Sunday October 11 2009, 8:46 pm:
AP Bio!? Ah!
You have better things to do
Such as A I M.
Erinn_the_bamf wrote Monday October 12 2009, 11:33 am:
Psh, posh, Matthew A
A I M is for poop-heads
Poop on your head, friend?
Cux wrote Thursday November 19 2009, 6:26 pm:
AP Bio? Yes!
I take AP Chem, too, lad.
Science is my thing.
Matt wrote Friday December 18 2009, 12:59 am:
Being banned is lame.
Two months? What a goddamn shame.
Let's bring back this game!
LOL_x0x wrote Monday December 28 2009, 12:13 pm:
Matt was banned- oh no!
However could that be true?
I like this game too!
Matt wrote Monday December 28 2009, 8:53 pm:
Yes, for numerous
Questionable reasons
But hey, I am here.
Erinn_the_bamf wrote Friday January 1 2010, 9:05 pm:
Matthew Grant: do you
Remember when we switched our
Pictures on our columns?
Cux wrote Tuesday January 5 2010, 3:36 pm:
Matt, don't you just hate
Getting banned for stupid things
Like being honest.
Matt wrote Thursday January 14 2010, 4:22 am:
Matthew Grant Anson
Had a dream he was banned for
The time of two years.
Cux wrote Saturday October 23 2010, 4:30 pm:
Matthew Grant Anson
Is a fucking bad ass, yo
He gets banned a lot.
LOL_x0x wrote Wednesday December 22 2010, 7:27 pm:
Erinn's "about me",
a question about young love
is so very great.
Matt wrote Monday December 27 2010, 6:03 am:
Finally some life
In my favorite topic
Let us see some more!
ASAPcamille wrote Friday December 31 2010, 1:16 am:
I just read these all
To figure out how to write
A god damn haiku.
Erinn_the_bamf wrote Friday December 31 2010, 1:01 pm:
Twenty ten fucking sucked
Happy New Year everyone
Partying all night.
Matt wrote Friday December 31 2010, 10:22 pm:
Let the liquor flow
For all of the coming year
And the rest of time.
Erinn_the_bamf wrote Saturday January 1 2011, 8:13 pm:
I ended up not
Partying just one bit, dude.
Alas, I do not mind.
ASAPcamille wrote Sunday January 2 2011, 3:45 pm:
The Night of New Years
I excelled playing Black Ops.
I am so wild.
Matt wrote Thursday January 6 2011, 5:27 pm:
I was banned three days
For telling how to find porn
I dislike the prudes.
ASAPcamille wrote Friday January 7 2011, 10:01 pm:
Sir, don't you realize,
That teenagers are all saints?
What the fuck is porn?
Matt wrote Sunday January 9 2011, 7:16 pm:
That thirteen-year-old
Had business to take care of
I'm the saint that helped.
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