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Whatt is the fastest wayy of getttin marijuanna outta yur system?
I am gonna have tto take a pee test sometimme this week or monthh and i knnow im not gonna pass itt .i am skinny i weigh about 120 lbs and i am an extreme smokerr if yu need any of that info .and i kknow there will be sum ppl out the sayin drugs are bad blah blah blahh i get it .thanxx:)
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Just drink water until your pee is clear right before the test. Works like a charm!
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you can buy something called detox its about 70 or 80 bucks. or you can buy fake pee its a powder it comes with like a heating pack so it makes it warm.
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A little additional information for the future. Mostly because I found it interesting enough to research.
THC stays in your system longer than any other substance, including opiates like medical use morphine. The numbers I gave you were specific to you and were estimates based on your stated body weight.
They were also for urine. THC is detectable in other ways for longer periods. The general numbers for detectability in urine is not more than 40 days, based on medium to high body weight, below average average exercise, average fluid intake and diet, and chronic smoking habits.
Improving any of those areas like lowering weight or increasing food intake will generally lower the estimate.
For blood, the numbers increase to anywhere from sixty to ninety days. The THC in your blood is cleaned out relatively quickly by your kidneys, but the fat stores can stay for months, even years. Fat cells can also store alot more THC, while your blood has a saturation point. And there's a maximum transfer rate. Your cells release THC somewhat slowly over time, which is why the testing times for THC are as much as 30 days on the short end while things like amphetamines are gone in less than a week and can only be detected in hair follicles or spinal fluid after. Or in the case of something like crack or meth, on your mostly destroyed teeth.
What this means, is that if someone who's never smoked before tries a joint, that person will build maximum concentration in their blood and won't absorb any more THC. The transfer rate I read was 10%, so that 10% goes into fat and the rest is flushed out of your blood within a relatively short period of time.
But over the next few days, the fat cells will still continue to release detectable amounts of THC. That's where the "you can still see it show up days later" comes in. The more THC stored in the fat cells, the faster it's released overall. When you've not been smoking for a month, generally the fat cells release rate has slowed down enough that the amount coming out in your urine is not enough to be detectable or to be considered significant (like if you were around marijuana smoke and didn't smoke it yourself you might show that much in your system)
The concentration will still however be detectable in a blood test, which is alot more sensitive.
Hair follicle tests can see it as much as six months out and there's really nothing you can do about it short of waxing every bit of hair over half an inch on your body. If THC is in your system it gets on the hair, until that hair falls out and you're clean there will be trace detectable amounts.
Spinal fluid, no idea. Years. It's possible that if you've ever smoked a spinal tap would show it, I haven't found a credible source to tell me anything other than "it's detectable years later."
Like I said, I found it interesting, so I read further.
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Cleansing your system is about fluids, exercise, more fluids.
You want to stick to water, Gatorade, things that don't have Caffeine. Caffeine is a diuretic, which means the fluids pretty much go straight through you. Water is best.
THC is stored in fat cells. Being 120 pounds, you're actually pretty lucky. The max amount of THC you can store is significantly less than the average person. Burning fat (exercise) helps release THC at a faster rate back into the blood stream, which fluids then help your system flush out of your body. Thirty minutes to an hour a day should be sufficient, it would be most beneficial if you did it early in the morning before you start your day. Early exercise jump starts your metabolism and gets the fat burning and helps keep it going all day. Make sure you eat three regular meals per day as well, which will also help keep your metabolism going.
Most remedies (like pickle juice) are hit and miss. When you "pass" a drug test you're seldom told the actual results. Your employer might not care about trace amounts of THC, you might have flushed naturally, but for the most part people who say that these things work just happened to get a good result, not because of drinking pickle juice or taking any "system cleaners"
The day of the test, make sure that you pee at least twice before you take the test. Your body stores up stuff overnight so your morning bathroom visit is usually the one with the most stuff in it that needs to get out. Drink Gatorade (not water) before your test, Gatorade replenishes electrolytes and keeps your body in balance instead of running water through yourself constantly.
I reccommend 8 8oz glasses of water per day or more. Space them out, you want to stay hydrated constantly, not fill up and pee out in a few hours. Keep fluids flowing through your body and your system will flush itself out faster naturally.
Given your body weight and chronic smoking habits, it will take seven to twenty one days to clean you out. You can probably find home drug tests at your local pharmacy, go buy a few and use one every three or four days to see how you're progressing.
Obviously if you smoke during this period you're going to screw yourself over, so stop.
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You should live up to your name by being less condescending and more helpful. Calling someone who uses a substance less dangerous and harmful than alcohol a "slave" is stupid and counterproductive. Mariana legalization is on the ballot in California and if it passes it will likely be the first step in complete legalization in America when the individual states see the boost in revenue from legal, taxable marijuana. As well as the drop in crime, auto fatalities, and many other negative statistics that _every_single_other_country_ that has legalized pot has experienced.
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Obviously you DON'T get it or you wouldn't be a chronic smoker or using it in the first place looking for a way so you don't get a positive reading on a drug test. It's sad you're in that position.
It may be blah, blah, blah to you but it's about time you LISTEN to those who know. You're in a really bad position here that you won't get out of all because of constant pot smoking.
If you are a light smoker you can expect it to stay in your system and blood for 10 days. Chronic smokers can expect up to 90 days depending on how much they use non-stop.
Failing the test could be a wake up of call that you need. It's not doing yourself any favors continuing to abuse substances like this regularly. It can cost you a lot from jobs, money, family, health and more including legal trouble.
They can say what they want about pot not killing people but it does have a physical effect where you aren't in control. It has an effect on brain cells to be sure. It's an addiction like anything else and obviously you're its slave. Is this worth it to you? Is this how you want to live your life?
What will you lose and what will the penalty be if you fail the test? You have to evaluate the situation and reach out to others to stop self-destructive behavior.
You should never be in a position where you even have to take urine tests much less worry about passing them either or influencing the outcome somehow. You can't cheat the system as it will show up as I illustrated earlier either now or in the future.
Best to become sober and stay away from this shit. That's the opportunity life is handing you as you secretly have realized your smoking is about to cost you here and the source of all your problems.
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Drink pickle juice. My friend does it whenever he has to get tested. It works for him :)
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