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Can I use a cucumber?


Question Posted Saturday July 17 2010, 11:29 pm

i am 14 female and this is embarrassing but i want to use a cucumber as a dildo because i finger myself sometimes but only for like 5 mins. and it feels good but not really good, so i want to use a cucumber. first of all, can i get a disease from it? and how do you disinfect the cucumber to use it? and i can't fit more than one finger in my vagina (im a virgin) and the cucumber is much larger. will it hurt really bad? will it stretch me out? please answer thank you :)

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sophiastreusel888 answered Tuesday April 5 2016, 9:10 pm:
I made an account just to answer this. Everyone who has answered this appears to not understand vaginas. Your vagina has acids and powerful bacteria in it to fight off foreign bacteria. However, if you wash a cucumber with alcohol, it will probably dry you out and mess with the pH balance. Any inorganic chemicals are also dangerous. My advice would be to wash an ORGANIC cucumber off with WATER. Maybe food-grade organic soap. As soon as you start talking about alcohol solutions or unnatural chemicals, then you are getting into trouble.

That being said, a cucumber is probably healthier for your vag than a lot of lubes and dildos out there.

I think its safe to say that gals have been using cukes as dildos since the agricultural revolution. Keep the tradition strong!

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Becca answered Wednesday July 21 2010, 10:21 pm:
well i definitely would not recommend you to use that cucumber, for your sake and for the sake of that poor cucumber =)

however i have tried it before, but at the time i was no longer a virgin, so i had little to lose. my suggestion to you would be to use an english cucumber, it's a lot smoother than a regular cucumber. disinfect with 70% ethanol first (normal hand disinfectant). your vagina is kind of elastic, so you wouldn't be permanently stretched. also i wouldn't worry about disease too much. as long as you clean them that is...

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OhMyLucyDarling answered Sunday July 18 2010, 5:55 pm:
Don't put anything that doesn't belong up there in your vaginia. House hold items can cause infections, UTI, YEAST, ETC.


Will it stretch you out? Probably

It's definately not the smartest thing to do.

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sml111992 answered Sunday July 18 2010, 8:27 am:
i would not use a cucumber just because it is not supposed to go in the vagina but rather to be eaten. you dont want to put things in their you dont have a clue about. if something were to get infected it would be a little embarrasing to tell your elders. i would say that being a virgin also that you would have a hard time putting that in thier it would hurt a lot. and basically you loosing your virginity to a cucumber now try telling that to the guys your really loosing your virginity to.

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