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Penis shaped pasta
I bought a penis shaped pasta for my boyfriend to cook for him when he comes back from vacation. I told my guy friend about it and he said that my boyfriend wouldn't eat it. Would he eat it or would he freak out?
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HAHA I think it would be halrious! Don't get so stressed over this kinda stuff!
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Nah, He isn't going to eat it and yes, he is going to freak out.. cute idea though but not cute timing sis.. Put your pasta up and save it for a girl's night...
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I would be SO lucky if my boyfriend did not dump me if I pulled a stunt like that!
Seriously, penis shaped pasta is for homosexual males and straight females. It's like, "Hey, I'm eating a d-ck! Haha, funny!" Check out websites for bachelorette party favors and stuff. Straight men simply do not go for eating penis pasta in any context.
If a straight man is offered such a gift it's sort of like, "Here, eat a d-ck!" No haha. No funny. No laughing. Seriously pissed is the usual response to being told that. "Eat a d-ck" is equivalent to telling someone to, "F-ck off!" just for reference.
If your boyfriend likes men AND women (and I'm sure you know his preferences by now) then the penis pasta might be acceptable. This would depend on how strongly he was drawn to the male gender, I suppose.
In short, toss the pasta out and find a nice alternative. DangerNerd had a fairly decent suggestion about getting the boob pasta if you want a funny, sexual food. Titaroni is the name of the pasta you would be looking for if you're wanting the boob version. You may also want to give the joke gift of:
Gummy Boobs
Succulent Fruity Boobs
Boobie Cookies
Booty Cookies 6 pcs
Tit Lick's Gum
Sweet Chocolate Titty Suckers
Tit Tarts Breath Mints
Boob Candy (candy coated chocolate)
Peppermint Boobs
Vagina Joy Pop
Or try creating:
Cake: Purchase "naughty adult cake pans" and go nuts.
Cookies: Purchase "naughty adult cookie cutters" and go nuts.
So, in short, straight men won't think this gift is cute or funny. It's hurtful, unflattering, feminizing, and can ruin the entire relationship in a matter of seconds. Straight men don't want to eat a d-ck, I promise.
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It sounds more like a joke present than a serious thing. To be fair, we don't know your boyfriend. That could be his sense of humour. He'd probably appreciate it more though if he liked real penises too.
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Is this for real?
Why would your boyfriend want to eat this?
Just make him regular pasta.
--Jack
(17/m)
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If he is homosexual, then he won't likely mind... otherwise why would you expect him to be OK with this? Better yet, why did you buy this in the first place? How about pasta boobies or something a straight boy might like?
Be glad you asked this here. It could really offend him.
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