im lookin for cute, simple, quirky quotes about dealing with life. things such as "just roll with the punches" or "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade", but ones that arent so common, and more original. <3
"The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away."
-Tom Waits
"Life is like a box of chocolate. Cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolate. So you’re stuck with this un - definable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down till there’s nothing left to eat. Sure once in a while there’s a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee, but they’re gone too fast and taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth shattering nuts. And if you’re desperate enough to eat those all you’re left with is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers."
-Cigarette Smoking Man, X-Files [ Ignatz's advice column | Ask Ignatz A Question ]
Psycotheis answered Tuesday January 15 2008, 1:34 am: "Time is an Illusion. It speeds up when you have fun, and slows when your bored. But picks the right moments for things to happen"
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