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Chuck norris
Who is this guy and what exactly does he do? The only thing people ever say about him are sentences similar to these...
"Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognises the element of surprise"
When Chuck Norris jumps in the ocean he doesn't get wet, the ocean gets Chuck Norris'd
CHUCK NORRIS DOES NOT WEAR A CONDOM
because
THERE IS NO PROTECTION FROM CHUCK NORRIS.
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Chuck Norris would be God, but he wouldn't want to be known as a less powerful being.
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Chuck Norris is an old-school karate champion and action-film star. He got his start in the old bare-knuckle karate tournaments in the '60s, then started acting in cheap Hong Kong action movies playing the villain. He got his big break in "Return of the Dragon", fighting Bruce Lee. He made more cheap martial-arts movies in the 70s and started developing a cult following. In the '80s he branched out into action movies ("Delta Force", "Missing in Action", etc.) then started doing "Walker, Texas Ranger" for television in the '90s. Wikipedia has a complete biography on him. The stuff you've been hearing comes from the Chuck Norris Fact Generator, which just makes up all sorts of weird, funny stuff about how tough Chuck Norris is.
Hope this helps.
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Chuck Norris was a martial artist that won numerous karate tournaments in the 70s. Then he went on to be a movie star in the 80s, doing action style movies. He was quite popular when i was a child.
Anyway then he went on to star in Walker Texas Ranger which is something that the younger generation may have seen him in.
He is one of the classic action stars and, although he might not be on par with the likes of Stallone or Arnie, he has quite a reputation. He is one of the few stars that actually made a name for himself because he could actually fight. In his early days he even trained and acted with Bruce Lee (please dont say you dont know who he is or I will really feel old lol).
Anyway the Chuck Norris quotes are just a recent internet phenomenon. They are just for fun.
Here is the wiki link:
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my friend says hes the best comidian on earth hope i helped good luck and you could just look him up on google
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