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Banana masturbation


Question Posted Saturday August 4 2007, 8:38 pm

Okay, so my friend and I decided to masturbate with a Banana too figure out the sensation it would give us. Is it safe too use it as a "masturbating tool"?

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WittyUsernameHere answered Monday August 6 2007, 8:52 am:
I would not reccomend using food for this purpose.

Honest answer, 20-30 dollars should be enough to get a cheap dildo and a box of condoms. More than likely you know someone old enough who would be willing to discretely purchase these for you. Its the safest possible way. And 30 dollars should not be difficult to come up with if you try, even saving a dollar a day out of lunch money or something.

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karenR answered Sunday August 5 2007, 12:22 am:
Answering these questions really isn't my thing, but I have to send a word of caution on this one.

IF you use anything like food, if it breaks or
gets stuck, do not just leave it in hopes it will come out.

You may think I am kidding but while working
in an emergency room, I had the pleasure of working the night a lady with a 2 week old
potato stuck up her vagina came in. It stunk,
I kid you not we used every spray you can imagine. Not only did it stink in the emergency area, it stunk in the registration area. Rotting fruit and vegetation is probably not something you want
to have to explain. So use extreme caution.

This lady had to be admitted to the hospital
for potato extrication. Sad thing is this wasn't
her first visit for this problem. :(

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orphans answered Sunday August 5 2007, 12:13 am:
I guess as long as you put something over it like condom.

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