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Question Posted Sunday April 1 2007, 4:42 pm

I need a voicemail greeting and i have no idea what to say. I have a song at the moment. Any ideas?

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SoccerCutiex3 answered Tuesday April 3 2007, 5:35 pm:
Im a loser and i love to make my friends feel like idiots, so my voicemail is hey (long pause) oh hey whats up (shorter pause) haha just kidding .. yo'uve reached me, leave a message and i'll call you back.

everyone ends up talking to the machine, thinking its me. i get a crack out of it. hope i helped :D

--soccer cutiee

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xokristabelle answered Tuesday April 3 2007, 10:33 am:
1. Hey, it's _ and I'm probably avoiding you, but I'll let you leave a message anyway so I can laugh at you later.
2. Use music and a regular greeting- but make sure to change it often, people will get sick of it.
3. Hi, this is _ and I can't come to the phone right now, so leave a message after the beep. Or before the beep. Whatever floats your boat.
4. Hello? (Louder, angrier) HELLO? Who is this? Hello? .......Hi, you've reached _'s voicemail at _phone number_. Please leave me a message after the beep. (again, change it after about a week).
5. Yes, I am avoiding you. Wanna leave me a message anyway?
6. Hi this is _, and if you don't know what to do after the beep I don't want a message from you anyway. Bye!@

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L0V3_AlL_TH3_WAY answered Sunday April 1 2007, 8:43 pm:
Mine is:
"Heyy it's [name here] leave a message."

1. Play your favorite song

2. "Yo, I can't answer my cell right now but I'll get back to you."

3. "I'm probably avoiding your call right now, but anyways leave a message after the beep. BEEEEPP."

4. "Heyyyyyy. Helloooooo. Pause....... Oh wait, this is supposed to be a voicemail greeting. Leave a message"

5. "I can't get to the phone right now, but leave your name and number and I'll get back to you."

Just do whatever comes to mind I guess. Sorry if you don't like any of my ideas.

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S_C answered Sunday April 1 2007, 8:37 pm:
I've done multiple greetings.

1.) Hey this is *name* I'm not here right now, but leave a message and I'll call ya back when I get the chance.

2.) Heey!... Hello...? Helloooo...? Oh wait, my bad, I'm not here right now, but leave me a message and I'll get back to you.

3.) Hello (7second pause) This is *name* I can't come to the phone right now, but leave a message and I'll call ya back.

4. Whatup it's *name* I'm either not here or I'm avoiding your call. Hangup and think about it and if I want to, maybe I'll call ya back.

Once I was at a concert and I tried recording a voicemail greeting, it sounded pretty sweet over 3doors down in the background but sometimes those suck because they're much too hard to hear.

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feel_the_burn answered Sunday April 1 2007, 8:31 pm:
for my voicemail, i have myself when i inhaled helium, so its all high pitched and funny
do something like that, like maybe

Hey!!.....Hello??....what the heck?????....haha, just kidding im not here right now...leave a mesage

something like that

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