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i have a friend... i think he's dead!
O.K. I have this friend... an unusual friend... he's a marker. We did all kinds of things together like going fishin' and riding bicycles. He was my BEST firend! HE WON'T WORK! I THINK HE DIED!
PLEASE HELP!
I WILL rate high for anyone who answers seriously... P.S. This is a true story, not a prank.
Luv,
Jonathan
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Aw, this is so sad. I'm sorry for your lost, but I think your friend is indeed gone. Maybe next time you should put the cover on him? There's more markers in the box. Life goes on. Find a new best friend that you can fish and ride bikes with!
♥ Krissy
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Aww; I'm soRRie, Jonathan!! As tRagic as it is, these things happen. UnfoRtunately, theRe's haRdly eveR anything we can do about this. Best thing you can do is move on, no matteR how much to don't want to.. and puRchase youRself a new one...
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Your marker isn't dead. It is perfectly alive. You just forgot to put the cap on him. He's pissed. So put the cap on or run him under water. If that doesn't work throw him out and the nice people in white will come and play a game with you. It's when you hide in a padded sponge room and they try to find you!
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uhhhhhhhh are you mental?
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Im sorry for your loss. There's many other "markers" in the "box"..
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hahaha pinkie[for real...did you actually think he wanted his "unusual friend" to "work" agian...lol o man...anyway whenever my pens, markers, pencils.....i buy new ones that are identical...just think of it as its clone...lol if you dont wanna do that, maybe running it under water for a few seconds will make the color come back...lol youre funny if you wanna get some counciling about your marker, i think i could really help lol hahaha, send me an IM at yerafunie1 on AIM.
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Pinky, when he says marker, he means a writing tool. Yeah dude. I know how to "fix" him. Its called "ask mommy for the pills." That or "ask mommy to get you OFF the pills...."
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Get out the defibrillator and hope for the best.
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Sorry what do you mean by 'marker'? Well maybe you can be enthusiastic around him.. cheer him on and just be happy when you are with him. THis will defenatly make him 'work'!!
♥ Michelle
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