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Question Posted Sunday March 21 2004, 6:16 pm

Hearts and roses and kisses galore,


What the hell is all this shit for.


Poeple get mushy and start acting queer,


This is definitely the most annoying day of the year.


This day needs to be over, come and pass,


Before I shove a dozen roses up cupids ass.


I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak,


And probably wear black the rest of the week.


Guys act all sweet but soon it will fade,


For all they are trying to do is get laid.


The arrow cupid shot at me must have not hit,


Because I think love is a big crock of shit.


So here is my story what more can I say,


Love is a bitch so fuck Valentine's Day


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Notyourwork answered Friday August 29 2008, 12:57 am:
THIS REALLY PISSES ME OFF I don't know who posted this poem, but I will tell you REMOVE it now you are violating copyrights. I wrote this poem for a friend who broke up with her boyfriend back in 1996. So REMOVE IT, thank you.

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bAhAmAmA0250 answered Thursday June 10 2004, 5:19 pm:
WOW! thats kinda.. mean.. i dont feel like that when valentines day rolls around. Its one of the best days of the years. Cheer up if thats how you really feel. -trix

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koshii answered Tuesday March 23 2004, 4:37 pm:
Love is not a bitch. Infatuation and lust are bitches.
Bad poetry is a crock of shit.
Love is more pervasive and everlasting than bad poetry, thank gods...

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Siren_Cytherea answered Monday March 22 2004, 8:58 pm:
*Laughs* Wow. Okay, even though I love Valentine's Day, this poem is awesome. Lol.
Delving deeper, I'm guessing you had your heart broken. My consolation: Guys are stupid. It's a general rule. They never know what's good for them, and that includes what girls are good for them.
But again, GREAT poem. LOL!
-Siren

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foxshadow answered Monday March 22 2004, 8:34 pm:
Muahaha! Yes....VALENTINE'S DAY IS EVIL! *coughs* Sorry...caffeine just kicked in there...

I love this poem! I love the sarcastic, cynical-ness of it all. Great job! :)

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lady_nell_07 answered Monday March 22 2004, 7:55 pm:
you must have not been in love or someone broke your heart or you don't have a boyfriend to spend quality time with on a wonderful day like that. but don't give up you will find a love one soon

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Girlwithamansname answered Monday March 22 2004, 11:51 am:
I know how you feel.
I think maybe you should go to Spacefem and post in the Creativity forum-it seems to me that you would like it there.

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notnormal answered Monday March 22 2004, 8:53 am:
I like this poem. Although you are expressing a lot of anger here, it made me laugh. I understand your cynicism. Sometimes it is justified, sometimes not, but it is a good poem.

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Crystal_0408 answered Sunday March 21 2004, 9:20 pm:
I like it, i do. But why be so vouge? Maybe you should write about something thats happy, and you wont feel so sorry.
Hope this helps..
CrYsTaL

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pocohantaz answered Sunday March 21 2004, 7:48 pm:
i think ur just hatein on the couples...maybe if u stop u might get somebody...i know it MUST hurt to be lonley but u aint got to hate!i aint got nobody myself but u dont see me talkin like that!!! GOOD LUCK.

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