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sheet music


Posted Tuesday January 23 2007, 7:02 pm

is there any website that has a wide selection of free sheet music that you can just print out? because i've looked and so far i've only found sites that make u buy it.
thanks. <3

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she bothers me


Posted Tuesday January 23 2007, 6:22 pm

my uncle's girlfriend really bothers me. I just don't get why she would control my mom then she makes my uncle different to me. It bothers me and I can't seem to stop it. She just wants everyone to hate me. She is going around each family member like a game then she tries to make the ones closest to me strongly put me away.

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MTV shows--- the real world denver


Posted Tuesday January 23 2007, 6:03 pm

i missed the that episode of the real world denver where brooke and davis hooked up or something like that... can anyone tell me what happened on that episode?? also this video on youtube: http://youtube.com/watch?v=tkC_jJuZdlA about the real world is that gonna show on tv? lol thanks so much!

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myspace


Posted Tuesday January 23 2007, 4:15 pm

What is wrong with myspace,
every so often now, when i log on,
it shows my profile stops being private, and i have to put it back to private,
and my online now is usually hidden,
and its on again,
and i have to channge it, why does this keep happening?

Is there something goin around with myspace?
i already changed my pass word!

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messed up life


Posted Tuesday January 23 2007, 2:18 pm

sorry its so long and its in the wrong category. anyways i'm 14/f. :
i would really like advice on how to get my life back in order. well my parents recently got divorced i have a BF in another state and my parents recently found out we kissed on vacation and i got in trouble and he didnt, i have a couple really good friends but my 2 best friends dont get along, i've caught my mom in lies and i cant trust her anymore,my mom is starting to talk to strangers on the internet and meeting them. and now she kindof has a bf who says he wants to share me w/ my mom., my dads starting to make me go to church, and my grades are at their worst. i'm under so much stress and worst of all i have dance classes, karate classes, musical auditions comm...

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hicky's


Posted Tuesday January 23 2007, 2:11 pm

i know a hicky is like a love bite. but does the opposite sex really bite ur neck?plez explain this to me, thanks.

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voting


Posted Tuesday January 23 2007, 12:20 pm

What is the difference between Democratic and Republican? Also what is the difference between Liberal and whatever else? Thank you.

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books


Posted Tuesday January 23 2007, 11:01 am

are there any other books out there similar to lovely bones? and yes, i've already read cut & go ask alice. thanks :]

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Good Books.


Posted Tuesday January 23 2007, 12:59 am

I have a lot of time on my hands and am looking for some good books to read. I am not sure what to read though. I like books about teenagers going through tough times, kind of books that a teenage girl can relate to. I liked Crank and Speak. So anything kind of like either of those two books would be great. Thank you.

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Masturbating


Posted Tuesday January 23 2007, 12:05 am

Hi im a 14 male and sometimes when i masturbaute all the sperm dosnt come out.It stays inside,like in the tube that leads up the the head and i have to pee to get it out,or else it starts to hurt bad like the blood circulation is cut off.Is that bad? Is there something wrong?
Thanks

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No one cares.


Posted Monday January 22 2007, 11:18 pm

My best guy friend who hangs out with me everyday has been blowing me off this past week. Usually he calls everynight and we hang out everyday. Now he's blowing me off. I duno what I did, nothing actually, he's just not talking to me or anything.

I don't know what to do he's the only one I can talk to that cares and I already talked to him about why he's blowing me off. He said he thought I was busy hanging with other ppl. Yeah, wtf, I've been hanging out with him everyday the past month, was I busy any of those times? Nope.

I just feel hurt & really confused. Should I do the same thing to him and just start ignoring him and losing contact and such? Or should I act like everything's okay? it's honestly kill...

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Book


Posted Monday January 22 2007, 10:33 pm

I'm doing a project in English & I need to have a book. I'm having a lot of trouble finding one so I was hoping someone could help me out.

I'm interested in books like "Go Ask Alice" & things about teenage things that I can relate to. It has to be around 300 pages. I don't want Gossip Girls or anything like that, so does anyone have any good suggestions?

Thank you so much. I'm going to the library tomorrow so help before then would be appriciated.

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alcohol poisoning


Posted Monday January 22 2007, 9:53 pm

what is alcohol poisoning and how can you get it?

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cold=more blood?


Posted Monday January 22 2007, 9:04 pm

when you get your period, and you drink something that's cold (like milk, or water) does the temperature have anything to do with the amount of blood coming out?

my friend said during school that she couldn't drink the school milk because she is having her period, and if you drink something cold, more blood comes out. so what if you drink something hot? will that make less blood come out?

13/f

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Ipod Games


Posted Monday January 22 2007, 8:50 pm

I was wondering...When I was using my limewire I noticed that you can download games like Sudoku. I know ipods can play games but I was wondering if you could download the game on limewire and put it on your ipod instead. If so where do I put it? Do I drag it to itunes?

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Cell Phone..?


Posted Monday January 22 2007, 8:38 pm

Okay, before my boyfriend left back for base [he's a marine], he gave me his cell phone. Mine's a piece of shit, and we're both on cingular, so I just put my SIM chip into his old phone.

Now, like an idiot he lost the charger for it. It's a Motorola RAZR. I'm not sure what the little numbers are because like I said, he just handed me the phone. [He upgraded & got a new one, that's why he gave me his old one.] Now, since he lost the charger, I have to buy a new one. Does anyone know how much it'll cost? My mom said if it's super expensive, I can't have it. So then I'll be pissed because the phone will be a total waste. Thanks.

&hearts;T!NA

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Rearrange and Redecorate!


Posted Monday January 22 2007, 8:01 pm

My room was painted last summer. But, I have to admit that I'm not to fond of the color. And I also noticed my parents didn't put much effort into it at all - theres a small blotch of paint on the floor, and on the very top and bottom of the wall, you can see the color they painted over. And I also said I wanted a color like a light baby blue, but they gave me more a color like a dull robins egg which I'm not very happy about.

I want to ask my parents if I can redecorate my room. Can anyone give me color schemes and great places for crazy furniture? (Like chairs and stuff. I got new dressers recently which I just plan on adding accesories to it)

I want my room to be OFF THE WALL. I want it to be absolutly crazy...

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SLVR phoness!


Posted Monday January 22 2007, 7:20 pm

okay okay okay.
haha .
ive had a SLVR phone from cingular since october. and i cannott figure out how to get 100 songs on it. i can only get 30. and i dont know why. please explainnn to me how to get 100 !! =[ THANK YOU!!!!
<3333

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why I get frustrated shopping


Posted Monday January 22 2007, 6:34 pm

I hate it when I go shopping there's always a customer there that won't seem to leave me alone. I go to a one store then all of the sudden there's a whole bunch of girls going in. Can't they go somewhere else. It bothers me. I mean I see them and they would have this annoying look in their eye. Like one time I went in to this store we saw this woman came in and she was all putting dimples in her smile like she's trying to be cute to someone. IT's mostly the one who is like a size 5 or skiny girls that has super perfect hair and clothes from the mall boutiques or something they annoy me. Now everytime I buy something at the mall or store I get things that I don't really need or a clothes that doesn't make any sense to why I bought it. It mak...

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ok so....


Posted Monday January 22 2007, 6:24 pm

ok so i got the code to upload a pic under a pic on myspace but now wen i paste the url and click post instead of the pic appearing the dots do...
help.

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