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Writer's block


Posted Tuesday January 30 2007, 11:18 pm

I'm writing a story about a student-teacher crush. It's not a frivolous mood or anything but rather a serious and "heavy" mood.

Now, the teacher is the coach for the softball team and at first the teacher came onto her just a little [but not too obviously] and now she's becoming a little more agressive and flirted with him recently [basically touch his legs at a football game]. And she's very jealous of the coach's current 2-year girlfriend.

I want the story to end as the girl being the aggressive, want to make a relationship happen kind of thing (I know, not the usual teacher-bad student-victim scene but rather vice versa)

I've gotten to the point where they have flirted just very li...

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several problems, please help


Posted Tuesday January 30 2007, 10:53 pm

14/f
lately, ive been having a few bad days.ive been threw alottt but im just really having trouble with my weight and consceince. im in cheerleading and i weigh around 118 (5'3). Im not fat, im musclaur, but not even like big. I just started to fly again and i am so upset because i cant do what i "could" do. if anyone has or is in cheerleading they know how stressful flying is and i am always watching my wieght so i won't be to heavy. people always joke about my weigh and flying because im the bigest flyer on the team and the oldest girl practially, and my best friends lift me so we joke around alot. but everyday i look at the scale atleast 5 times, if it says over 120 i want to cry, if it says under i am satisfied for a l...

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i need to relax!


Posted Tuesday January 30 2007, 9:13 pm

i'm about to tell someone something i'm sortof nervous. how can i relax while staying in this room?

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break you off


Posted Tuesday January 30 2007, 8:25 pm

what does it mean in that song how he says...imma break em off real bad? or when somebody says lemme break you off soon

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Envelope Guide Sign


Posted Tuesday January 30 2007, 7:01 pm

If your driving and you see a brown recreational sign with a white envelope on it is it tell you is approaching?

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myspace


Posted Tuesday January 30 2007, 6:46 pm

Ive been trying to change the section on myspace where you view more pics. i found a website that says it changes the background but when i put the code in it only changes the sides of the section not the whole background. can anyone help me out?

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quotey


Posted Tuesday January 30 2007, 6:45 pm

"you have more chins than a chinese phone book"
what does that mean? i heard it somewhere.. and idk.

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Tan


Posted Tuesday January 30 2007, 6:36 pm

Today I came to school and my friend asked me if I was wearing fake tan... which was sorta embarassing! So I just applied it about 10 minutes ago, and I'm gonna shower in like 2 hours. Is this bad for my tan, because I don't want to go to school "smelling like tan." (By the way, she was the only one that smelled it because she has an amazing sense of smell) So if I shower, will it get rid of the smell, and will it make it fade/bad for my skin?

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name of the song?


Posted Tuesday January 30 2007, 6:04 pm

Does anybody know the name of the song to the following lyrics?
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
So burgundy, the window to his soul

It seems he tapes his eyes closed,

From huffin’ on, that's what he's puffin’ on.

His style is rough, he wears his hair in cornrows,

His jeans hang loose and low

So his di...opps he can't be comfortable I mean, he's gotta be comfortable.

Now she's the type that's compared to a rose that grew from the concrete,

So sweet ya know,

From the streets yo.

Now she's the opposite of he,

Have you ever seen a lion sleep on the bossom of ...

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cingular razr v3 phone


Posted Tuesday January 30 2007, 5:44 pm

I have a razr thats cingular. Does anyone know how to block anyones number ? Like if they keep calling you and you dont want them to call you. Thanks step would be apprecaited ! <3

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shampoo


Posted Tuesday January 30 2007, 4:42 pm

Does those atni-poof shampoos really work? I've been using the cream and shampoo for a year and my hair didn't even go slightly less poofy! I really want to leave my hair down! Or is all the shamppoos the same and that they just put them in different bottles to trick people and get mroe money?

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Hair cream


Posted Tuesday January 30 2007, 4:39 pm

Hong long do hair creams stay in your hair before it doesn't work anymore? Because I take a shower before bed and put cremme in my hair and it's so soft and stuff and makes my hair look nice but when i wake up it doesn't seem to have that effect no more and I don't want to take a shower in the morning because I want to save water.

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PREPS?!


Posted Tuesday January 30 2007, 4:30 pm

This is the deal; I'm a prep.
Flat out, okay... but, in my school prep's are targeted. BIG TIME. Teachers make us write papers on how bad cliques are, and in class room meetings we disucuss the groups and every time people bring up prep and look at me. I have a certain group of friends and I sit with them, but i get along with almost anyone. Just beacuse someone has on all black and chains comming off their pants doesn't mean i hate them... I DONT ! BUT EVERYONE THINKS THAT?
Is anyone out there non-prep can you explain to me why people would assume that? they dont even know me.. and its not that im mean or stuck up in any way.

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Labels?


Posted Tuesday January 30 2007, 4:21 pm

I have a serious hate for people where I live. They use labels constantly & it's annoying. I don't get what joy they get out of degrading someone else for their music tastes & clothing choices.

What's the deal with labels? And why do people use them? I don't get it. But labels should die & so should the people who use them. Nobody's a soup can.

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story writing


Posted Tuesday January 30 2007, 2:16 pm

I currently started to write a story about this dragon who fights battles etc. and i tryed to think of a paragraph to write just before i go into the description of the dragon, but i can't think of anything!!

please help!!

xxxx

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bored


Posted Tuesday January 30 2007, 6:44 am

I'm really bored.I like to try new things and start fun projects like combining archietecture,photoghraphy and sculpture into a single art work.I just want to have fun.Please could you think of something fun for me to do.Any suggestions are appreciated.

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Steve Irwin [CROC HUNTER]


Posted Tuesday January 30 2007, 6:27 am

We are doing these things in school where you have to write something and memorize it about someone who has passed away.

So I am doing Steve Irwin [ the croc hunter].. my question was, what were some of the things he'd always say while wrestling the crocs?

THanks

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Fun things to do


Posted Tuesday January 30 2007, 5:28 am

I'm really bored.I like to try new things and start fun projects like combining archietecture,photoghraphy and sculpture into a single art work.I just want to have fun.Please could you think of something fun for me to do.Any suggestions are appreciated.

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birthday party


Posted Tuesday January 30 2007, 12:06 am

okay im turning fourteen on the eleventh and i want to have a birthday party but i don't have any ideas. i either want to invite my three best freinds or invite my whole clique which is roughly 15 girls.
i need some ideas for both.
thanks in advance :)

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lipsync


Posted Monday January 29 2007, 10:44 pm

what are some good, cheesy, songs to lipsync to, for a 16 year old girl? (something like Britney Spears, Spice Girls, or Christina Aguilera)

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