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how do i make a myspace layout?


Posted Tuesday February 13 2007, 3:48 pm

okay so ; i want to design my own custom myspace layout ; but no one will tell me how ; i want to start a layout page too ; helppp mee pleasee

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Stuart


Posted Tuesday February 13 2007, 1:50 pm

Did they stop doing the Stuart skits on MAD TV? I haven't seen a Stuart skit in a few weeks now...

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speeding ticket


Posted Tuesday February 13 2007, 12:22 pm

my boyfriend and his mom are at the place to pay for his brothers speeding ticket. but they say they cant let her pay for it unless his brother signs it and he isnt with them. so their out in the car and she keeps telling my boyfriend to sign it for him (copy his brothers which is forging) and i told him no dont do it. and he was telling me she was making him and i just kept telling him no so he was talkin to his mom and was like i dont want to and what if i dont. were both 15 and i was wondering what would happen if he did.

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emily


Posted Tuesday February 13 2007, 9:26 am

my friend emily thinks she is emo. SHE ISNT. She is the farthest thing from it. No one can convince her that she isnt though. Its so annoying. In her instant messanger profile, it says "IM EMO AND SO PROUD". every one tells her shes not, and its so annoying. DSFDBDFG. How can I get across to her that she isnt? She wears polos, and all she wears is hollister and abercrombie. she use to cut, but that was only for a day. she thinks that that makes her a hard core emo. I am so confused. Why would she want to be something she isnt?



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Dance to House


Posted Tuesday February 13 2007, 4:12 am

How do you dance to house/trance/techno?
a) Move yourself around randomly
b) Dance like dancing to hip hop (grinding et cetera)
c) Don't dance
d) Just hop around because the only time you listen to that kind of music is when you're tripping?
e) Something else?
And how do you dance when you're dancing with a partner?

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pushup bra


Posted Monday February 12 2007, 11:16 pm

Ok, I know what a pushup bra is so please do not tell me what a pushup bra is. (For ex: "it pushes your boobs so they dont sag" or wahtever)

I never wore one before, so I was just wondering exactly HOW it works?? (NOT what it is! lol)

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my life.


Posted Monday February 12 2007, 11:11 pm

well, i didnt kno what category to use. so yeaa. anyways... this is going to be long and confusing...

so my life is basically retarded right now. i dont have many friends. i mean i do, but none of them are really close, cos people tend to cause drama and screw me over, and i got sick of it, so i pretty much pushed everyone away. when i first meet people, im really shy and i usually dont talk much. i also suck at opening up, even though i want to, i just kinda.. cant. i have one really close friend, and shes not even that close. her mom is really strict and i only see her at school usually. outside of school, i never have anyone to hang out with accept my older friends, but sometimes i feel like im a pain in the butt to them. ...

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turn around


Posted Monday February 12 2007, 9:31 pm

There is this song thats sad and here are some of the lyrics.....

Turn around
every now and then i get a little bit lonely....
turn around

It says turn around a lot

its a super sad song.... does anyone know what it is????
thnks in advace

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noodles


Posted Monday February 12 2007, 7:38 pm

okay this may seem odd and gross but i have always wondered this. Why is it thatwhen you throw up spagetti noddles they always come back up whole?

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buged by a guy


Posted Monday February 12 2007, 7:16 pm

I am so embarrassed one time I think like 2 years ago I was so annoyed at this guy that I told him in a loud voice from across the classroom that I was tired of him. Because everyday he was at my face annoying me. HE follows me around after class is over. People must think I was funny.

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Breaking A Habit


Posted Monday February 12 2007, 7:14 pm

Ok I just learned that Saying "Oh My God" is like really disrespectful to the bible but the problem is I cant exactly stop saying it. Today I was talking on the bus for like 10 minutes and my friend was like "You just said oh my god 17 times" I was shocked. I say it all the time. How do you break a habit like that??

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Posted Monday February 12 2007, 5:57 pm


alright, so every saturday a group of kids goes over this one girls house. It seems like they have a blast everytime they go, and it seems to be all they talk about.

I know the girl who hosts this little gettogether, and we're friends and stuff. But not really "friends" just "hi ____" "___ i love you!" |[around here we use iloveyou with our friends alot if you havent noticed]| It's like that with most of the people that are there too.

I really want to get invited, and be friends with them. But I just don't know how? =/

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control


Posted Monday February 12 2007, 5:39 pm

Well i always say oh my god or jesus christ when i'm mad and after finding out that it's disrespectful I don't knwo what to say when i'm mad like if I hold it all in I will go CRAZY mentally and have a mental break down. I need something to say when i'm mad and don't say oh my gosh because GOSH is like being girly or saying it when you're shocked so i wouldn't say oh my GOSH when im mad

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too old for valentines


Posted Monday February 12 2007, 5:36 pm

um well i think i'm too old to be handing out valentine cards but my parents bought me a pack and I don't think they'd get a refund..
do i give it to all the girls in my class or just my friends? there's many people i hate but some girls might get sad because they didnt' get one but i'm really forgetful sometimes and there's this girl that always hang in my group and she's everyone's friend but me because i don't like her so if i don't give her one she'll freakin spaz and screamed it to everyone cuz she's a spaz mouth so should i give one to her? for me, giving a valentine is like giving a ring, i must like that person cuz even though the cards are cheap i'm not wasting paper!..it just feels akward handing out valentines

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why is it bad


Posted Monday February 12 2007, 5:20 pm

Ok when I'm mad I say OH MY GOD or JESUS CHRIST or when I'm surprised or something and people always say, don't say that! Is it because they hate God or something else?

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job ahh


Posted Monday February 12 2007, 4:37 pm

well im currently looking for another job but cant seem to get anywhere. ive turned in about 4 applications at places but no one calls back. the only reason i got my last job was because they pretty much just hired everyone who applied for the grand opening, but then cut the team down by half [which is why im now unemployed even though i only got to work 3 days]. when i turn in applications i smile, im friendly, and im polite but i need something thatll set me off from other people i guess becuase on friday i put an application in with the manager at this bbq place that i REALLY want to work at but they havent called soo im plannin on callin them sometime this week to ask if it was looked over. but how can i show myself as a nice, good work...

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wow i feel dumb


Posted Monday February 12 2007, 4:33 pm

i feel really dumb asking this but what is dry sex?

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discharge issues


Posted Monday February 12 2007, 3:28 pm

this is really gross im not going to lie. My vaginal area has been giving off a really bad odor since yesterday. Im not dirty i shower everyday and i dont have sex with dirty people, im a virgin. Not only does it give off realy bad odors but it leaves stains in my underware that are slightly yellow mostly white and a little bit gewey and clumpy. I will be completely honest becasue i need someone help on this i i was fingered by my boyfriend yesterday and i think it might be becasue of that but hes not dirty and im not either. Whats wrong why am i producng this and how do i stop it from happening? Please help me and thank you

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IQTEST


Posted Monday February 12 2007, 3:20 pm

I just took one in the internet, it was timed and it only consisted of 40 questions.
I got 110.4.
is this good, or bad?
avarage?

can some one give me the ruberic breakdown of the scores to average/belowaverage etc?

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Bridal Websites...


Posted Monday February 12 2007, 12:14 pm

Hi. I'm a huge fan of theknot.com. Its extremly helpful. I also like that you can make a website with them.

Does anyone know any other websites similer to this?

I already know of brides.com but thats about all.

Thanks.

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