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need a quote or saying for class of 2012


Posted Sunday December 6 2009, 11:29 pm

I'm class of 2012 and we have to make posters for a rally and we dont have anything good to put on our posters. So basically i need a quote or saying for class of 2012. I'm a sophomore, my school colors are blue and gold, and we're the grizzlies.
so please help me :)
thanks!

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SO i mean i know the kind of person i am how do i achieve this?


Posted Sunday December 6 2009, 10:21 pm

Oka so this is going to sound hell a weird but i am so not a relationship girl i really hate them i love boys i love doing naughty stuff i love to have fun fun! I guess some would call me a slut idc anyway i know that if i see a hot guy i want to be able to just makeout with him no strings attach or hook up so i mean how do you just do that you say wanna makeout and then you do? that sounds hella weird.

i am not ugly i am chill i snowboard i have tons of friends..so yah taht kinda defines me

Oh yah please dont say you should respect yourself more or something gay liek that i respect myself fine i have a good family life i just want to have fun with boys ill worry about if i get inot troublle and stuff you ju...

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I Like this guy what should i do


Posted Sunday December 6 2009, 10:16 pm

I liek this guy and he is a freshman..I am in 8th grade i am pre sure he doesnt know me cause well he is always baked and i know through a mutual friend anywya i am pre sure he is hella prefect fe rme so heres the deal i want to talk to him and he put his number on myspace saying text me so should i just text him and see what happens or what? it be appreciated if you helped me =]]

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talking active socialism


Posted Sunday December 6 2009, 10:08 pm

k so im 14 male and im one of those kids who dont really talk/socialize with other people so thats what people naturally expect of me, i need to know how to "fit in with sociaty" im a normal person i just kinda took the role of a quite person unfortunately and people dont expect me to be a wild, talk-a-lot kid so if anyone has advice, which i know all you great people do, thanx

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getting a gift birthday christmas


Posted Sunday December 6 2009, 9:54 pm

ok, im 13 (turning 14 at 12.08.09) im a male and i need advice on what to tell people i want! everyone asks me what i want and im not sure.(this question also goes for chistmas)can give meh advice?!? thanxx

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christmas/new years with the boyfriend


Posted Sunday December 6 2009, 9:17 pm

19/f

I recently moved into a house near college with two people, my best friend and her best guy friend. Not to her knowledge, he and I have been seeing eachother for almost three months now. Ergo, we've had to be secretive about our relationship.

Yesterday he asked what I was doing for Christmas, I instinctively answered that I was spending it with my parents, and then he asked if I wanted to go home with him for New Years, in that case visit. I was super psyched and I agreed, but said I would have to get my parents permission since I would be taking their car to drive to his place (2-3 hours away). My parents are aware of the situation and approve, and have been since the beggining.

This is...

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i need a guy opinion on this!!!!


Posted Sunday December 6 2009, 9:02 pm

okay so this is gunna be me and my boyfriends 15 month anniverersy on christmas eve. so i wanna get him a REALLY good christmas present.

he is 19, im 17. i dont have a job so i dont have have much money. so im going to take a bunch of new pictures with him, print them out on photo paper. make a super cute card (he loves my handmade cards) and print out my favorite picture of us and frame it. then, i wanna make little pull cards where i have to do a sexual favor for him, like clean his room with only a bra and a thong on. but thats like the only thing i can think of. they can be like sex too, and i need a guys opinion on what he would LOVE a girl to do for him, simple or complex.

then im going to buy him a ame...

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Hookup Spots


Posted Sunday December 6 2009, 8:44 pm

My bf and I are in a pretty intense relationship. We haven't been going out for very long, but we've started to get physical. I'm in high school and he's in college, and we live about 45 minutes away from each other. We've been hooking up in my car on top of a parking garage, but we really need someplace better (and roomier. I drive a small sedan.) We can't go to my house because people are always home, and I can't go to his dorm because my parents don't want me driving that far. Likewise with his house.

What are some better places to hook up?

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christmas


Posted Sunday December 6 2009, 8:34 pm

my parents told me to make a list of what i wanted for christmas..but i don't really know what i want...every year i usually just ask for giftcards and stuff but i want to ask for something that i can get excited to get ON christmas...soo what are some things a 17 year old girl would want? hahah

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Skipped Period and Now Brown Blood.


Posted Sunday December 6 2009, 8:28 pm

I skipped a period last month and this month when I got my period it is brown blood. From what I understand, my skipped period was due to dehydration. Is it possible that this is blood that has been sitting in my uterus (or whatever) so it's brown with age? Not a medical emergency, just curiosity. Thanks.

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Am I the only one who has ever had a crush on 2-D from Gorillaz?


Posted Sunday December 6 2009, 8:23 pm

Sexay, and hella cool. though a cartoon.
I wish I could find someone like him IRL

Haha or maybe I feel this way just because I think Damon Albarn was hot when he was younger.
I'm 15 btw.

and occasionally I feel attracted to Murdoc, too. Someone like him.

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Isnt it annoying how a lot of good songs are written in the guy's POV?


Posted Sunday December 6 2009, 8:23 pm

are girls just bad at making music or something? or not as good as guys are.

cause its like I cant really relate to it, like if a song talks about like a girl the singer likes
but at the same time its really good so I listen to it anyways.

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Songs that are about life on the street and can be danced to?


Posted Sunday December 6 2009, 8:22 pm

Please give me songs that are about streets and streetlife? and/or have the word 'street', 'lane', etc in it.

my high school class's spirit night theme this year is Sophomore Street. Please, give me good songs that can be danced to. They can be from any time period. I want them to be diverse genres, too. Thank you!

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What song has "its okay, its okay, cause i've got my machine" in it?


Posted Sunday December 6 2009, 8:20 pm

Something like that.

It was something we sang in choir in my elementary school.. in the early 2000s. It has the horn melody from the beginning of "These boots are made for walking" by Jessica Simpson. And at some point in the song.. I think the chorus of it, it says something like "its okay, its okay, cause i've got my machine". Hah, thanks.

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Can someone show me a picture of someone who is European-Cameroonian?


Posted Sunday December 6 2009, 8:19 pm

Either a mix with Portugese, French, English, or German.

All four if possible! Haha I'm curious since people from those countries once (or still? idk) lived there, and I'm Cameroonian. My parents are from the Northwest Region.. anyone have info on the history of people from there, too? Thanks!

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What religious message should I write on the cookies?


Posted Sunday December 6 2009, 8:17 pm

At my church they do this thing where they send 500 dozen cookies to a local jail for the holidays, to inmates. At first I used to be like.. why are they giving homemade cookies to bad guys? Until I asked someone today at church and they said its so that they can be guided into Christianity hopefully for a better life. So that makes sense to me, and I'd feel good knowing that I could have impacted someone's life like that. I'm only making 2 dozen of them, though. I'm Roman Catholic.. so what religious phrases could I put on the cookies? Idk what to use to write on them, too... like frosting I guess? Anyone with other creative ideas please tell. and please tell me like several quotes I can use to inspire people that like it can get better an...

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What do you call it when you cringe and physically feel weird after someone


Posted Sunday December 6 2009, 8:17 pm

...scratches on a blackboard?

Or...

-goes down a metal slide at the park in "swishy pants"
-scratches their fingers on a binder
-the sound when you open/close a zipper'

omg those make me cringe so much! just thinking about it makes me a bit umconfortable lol
why does it happen and does it happen to you too?

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What does it mean in palmistry when the fate line meets your head line?


Posted Sunday December 6 2009, 8:16 pm

On my left hand, I originally thought it was just a branch off my head line. When it occured to me that it could be my fate line joining the head line instead. They aren't joined by much though. Just a hair. But my fate line is curved the same way my life line is curved.

My right hand is really strange though. The head line on that hand is kinda unclear.. there appears to be a gap inbetween that line. in terms of thickness.. like you can see the lines that connect the two parts together.. it appears to connect to my life line as well, but faintly. I'm not sure if there are faint lines on my right hand.. but there are two very light forks jutting out from my head line.. they look like this / \. They don't intersect each other ...

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How can I stop letting people go too far with messing around with me?


Posted Sunday December 6 2009, 8:15 pm

Like in my history class there are 2 guys who poke fun at me. especially this one guy. like this one guy always makes comments to me almost everyday.. hes in a couple of my classes. like he'll call my name pretty loud when i come into class or something. like he actually wouldn't be that bad if he wasnt such a jerk like 90% of the time. so then i think it carried on into history and then now this other guy who sits in front of me does little things and says hes just messing with me. and its annoying cause im not good when people are like that.. especially when i dont know them that well so its like... you think they are being genuine when they arent. and im not always the best at detecting when someone is joking or not and just arent the ty...

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new years party


Posted Sunday December 6 2009, 8:08 pm

i really want to have a new years party.. buuutt my parents and 12 year old brother NEVER go out....how can i get them to go out?

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