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In my advice I'd like to think that the majority of my answers are short and to the point (ya know, good thing come in small packages).

Also being a male I probably have extremly different perspectives and opinions on a huge variety of things (some matter... some don't) than 90% of the users of this website, aka the mysterious female race. So if your looking for a male perspective on things feel free to ask, I promise I won't be chauvinistic, But you will get a male's answer.

Also, since I'm from a country, which seems far different to the USA I hold a completly different cultural perspective to what, I believe, is the dominating culture on Advicenators.


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i was talking to this guy i like and hes been busy with work and we was texting he said he was going to bed so i said goodnight silly text me sometime even if its fuck you or something laugh out loud and he said ok next time i want to fuck ill holla laugh out loud jk(just kidding) i said laugh out loud your funny what i mean is text me sometime because i kno your busy but id like to hear from ya and that your still alive and kicking he said damn wasnt tryin to be funny laugh out loud ok i will get some rest. what does he mean by all of that? (link)
I'm not gonna hit you with a long winded explanation. He was Flirting with you.


I wanna know everyones' opinions on age differences in relationships. Mind you, this is out of total curiosity, as a friend of mine and I were discussing this the other day. So I just want to know what you think, like, how big of a difference is too much, and what not. (link)
Um, well, the half your age plus 7 rule always works a charm.

Other than that I think it entirely depends on your age i.e If you're 14 and the other person is 20, that is probably an age difference which is too big, but if you were 34 and he was 40, it's a completly different situation.


It was on both feet, to fix my flat feet. They took a chip out of my hip, stuck it in my foot, stretched my foot and stretched my lower leg. Now, ever since I've had the surgery, when I walk & run, my thighs turn red & burn (link)
It's possible that this is just a negative side effect of you surgery depending on how long ago it was, Because when I had foot surgery I couldn't run on it for two months, and then when I did start running my calf muscles hurt badly. If your injury is like this then It should wear off after your legs have gotten used to regular excercise.

Other than that, I think the best option for you is to go an visit your doctor, because if this is something more serious than just a side effect he/she will tell you what is wrong and what is needed to be done.

Goodluck, and I hope you are running comfortably again soon.


Okay I met this guy one day his name is lets say BRAD, that my friend who is JOHNNY picked my self and two of my homegirls up from the mall. & since the moment I saw him I thought he was oso cute. We've only hung out a couple times and it was always a group of us it's never been just me and him alone. One day me and a homegirl came back from the beachhhh a little drunk and etc.. and he was there at JOHNNYS house once again... and i dont kno what we talked about that I gave him my number and he NEVER called . w.e tho I payed no mind to it. This friday we were all going out together... and JOHNNY couldn't pick me up so he sent BRAD to pick me up.. and so he had to get my number and call me to tell me he was outside. The whole ride to JOHNNYS house we conversated and we didnt have any awkward moments or nothing.

we all had fun that night nothing serious. and then yesterday we all hung out again and he was there at JOHNNYS house again... but this time he kissed me twice. and Like ohh myyy no my feelings are haywire... cause I like him. But how does he feel, i dont know how to ask .. i dont know if its too sooon to ask? help (link)
As a wise man once said, the only person who knows how he is feeling is himself. No one on Advicenators can tell you for 100%.

Although, it seems likely he might like you, I think you should just hit him up about it, if you feel that it's too soon maybe just wait a day or two.

Honestly, by asking him about how he feels about you will make you feel so much better, and besides making you feel better, YOU WILL KNOW, which is a big plus.

Goodluck, and I hope everything works out for the best.


Okay , I have a friend i've know since ninth grade and we used to have a thing but it was more friend type shit. and my Best friend he was hitting on her and me and him have hooked up before does it bother me ? no , not at all. but now idk how he'll take it ... when he find out that myself and a friend of his that he introduced us are like talking. idk wether to tell him or should the guy im talking tell him? and how should we tell him ? is it that serious ? like help please :D (link)
I'm sure that if he is truely your friend, he'll be fine with it. The only thing that you can wrong here, is not tell him that you and his friend are interested. Possibly the best way to tell him is to just bring it up when you're with him, if you don't fell comfortable telling him on your own, maybe the both of you could tell him together. What ever seems right to you.

As I said previously, the only thing wrong you can do is not tell him.

I'd hope he understands, because he is hitting on your best friend, It would be pretty hypocritical to not understand.

Goodluck


17/F (sorry this will be long)
Okay so i have a problem. I am basically in love with my best guy friend. He knows it bc i have told him before. I've liked him for bout a year now and i cant get over him. Cant explain how much i like him. The thing is when i told him he said it was obvious n i said well i dont want to make things weird n he said its never weird btw us dont worry. His friend and also my good friend told me hes not gonna tell me how he feels bc hes not that kind of a guy. Ok so one of his friends really really likes me n we r jus bein friends right now bc i cant get myself to like anyone else, its impossible. The amount that i like this kid is overwhelming. Me n the guy i like hang out allll the time and just last night i guess he was hitting on my friend. So i asked her n she said yeah he was but he was also drunk. Well today im texting him n hes like yeah shes really pretty but i dont think she would ever wanna hook up. N the truth is she wouldnt bc wi all my friends hes off limits bc they know how much he means to me. She doesnt like him like that anyways. I mean me n him talk bout how we feel bout other ppl all the time but for some reason this is killing me. Im to the point where i almost started crying. Pathetic right, i know. I absolutely hate how much i like him bc i have other guys that like me n they r good guys! I jus really really like him n need help! I have no where else to turn! please help me out. Nothin can hurt me anymore so dont hold back. Man i jus like him so much. Hes all i ever think about. Jeez please help me! (link)
Hmmm, It seems like lots of us have gone through this, I know I have.

I think the only thing you can do is to be honest with him, and yourself.

I know you've already told him that you like him, but have you told him exactly what you think of him, i.e you seem to have a deep infactuation with him. Because I know it sound cheesy, but you will feel so much better once the tension has broken. (And trust me, it's far better breaking the tension by telling him, than doing something stupid that will ruin the relationship)

Goodluck.


Is it really that important to live near family?

1. Wherever we move, we will set up a business, therefore it will not be an option to "pick up and move if we don't like it."

2. We are in love with an area where we have no family, and ideally would like to move there.

3. Would like to have kids in the next few years and ideally want family around us.

4. So which is it? Live in an area you love, or live near family?

The decision has damn near become unbearable. (link)
Being near your family is always good, but...

If you love something you should give it a shot right?
There is nothing worse than loving something, but not doing anything about it.
I think that you should go with the area which you love, because your family is going to be there for you and your family no matter where you are.

Sorry if that rambled, I am not the best with words.


Well I have only kown him for 3-6 months.I am in 8th grade,and so is he.Im a female and I am 14 he is 15. He used to be in my science class and we used to talk all the time in there and then he was like im moving and did this pouty face thing and I was like WHAT!
Then he was like I have science a different hour.
And now the only time we talk is at the end of the day because he walks home and I ride the bus. So he walks me to the doors and we only get to talk for like 3 mins.
I think he likes me but im really unsure.
Like my friend Morgan said that she saw him watch me walk away, like his head and all till I looked his way then he turned. I didnt notice though.
He gave me his number before break and told me to keep in touch. So I did, I called him but we only talked for like 5 mins. He was at a friends and he said he was running out of minutes and that he would call me back but he didn't. Does that mean he dosen't like me?
Tghen when he is around his friends he is different I know he notice me but he just won't say anything
Im so confussed.
Help me please!!!! (link)
He walks you to the bus doors!!!!!
This guy is into you, no doubt in my mind.
Infact, when I am interested in a girl, that is exactly what I would do, albiet I'd probably walk her to her car.

he acts different around his friends because, and I have said it soooo many times, HE IS A GUY. We are like that, we can be completly different around girls than we are around guys. We gotta show how manly we are, It's just how we work.



Do guy's like it when girl's give them hand job's? (link)
Yes.
Guys do enjoy being given Hand jobs.
Fact.


ok im a 14 year old girl.
and i like this boy at my skool.
he's in 10th.and we exchanged numbers and all.and he say he like me but when i ask him a serious question,thru a text,he doesnt text back or he jus dont text back at all.and then when we are texting it seems like im the only one trying to make conversation.then when i ask him when can we hang out he doesnt text back.but then i ask him does he really like me and he says yea ur koo.then he askes me about all this other unorthodox stuff that has nothing to do with what i want to know.But my question is>>>HOW COME WE EXCHANGED NUMBERS AND WE SAY WE LIKE ONE ANOTHER,HOW COME WE DONT HANG OUT OR HOW COME WHEN I ASK HIM A SERIOUS QUESTION THRU A TEXT,HE DOES'NT ANSWER MY TEXT BACK? please answer this question im in dier need of the answer to this.. (link)
Haha, typical of us males...
And that's just it, he's a male, and he's young. He probably likes you, he just doesn't want to express this to you, possibly the whole telling you how he feels thing makes him feel vulnerable, like so many others. Don't worry about it, your still young, and probably 3 or 4 years more mature than any boy that you hang around with.


I haven't heard about North Korea in a couple of weeks. Yeah, I don't have T.V. or anything and I'm gone a lot anyway. Last I heard, N. Korea was threatening to test bombs or something...IDK! It bothers me though and I didn't see any articles on my homepage today about them and wondered what happened. What's going on with North Korea now? Anybody know? (link)
Yeah, go ahead... Bomb one of the world's super powers... see what happens.


Okay well I am a 14 year old girl and he is a 15 year old boy (soon to be 16). So we met awhile ago and we always say we want to hang out but we've never gotten around to it... We text all the time and at night we will talk on the phone for like hours. I feel like I really know him and I really like him. But we STILL haven't hung out. I don't get it. He goes to a different school too, so I don't know, it's wierd. Like a week ago he told me that he really liked me and could see himself dating me, and he used to flirt like 24/7 with me. But recently he's been giving one word answers, when I bring up hanging out he's just like "Yeah" and it just seems like he's not interested. I directly asked him "do you still want to hang out?". He respnoded with "I want to"... Okay? Like what now? I just don't know how to like make a date I guess?? I don't know, I don't want to be pushy so I don't want to bring it up again, but I feel like he just lost interest. What should I do?
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I'm a guy. Coming from experience, the majority of males are terrified of asking a girl they really like on dates. Maybe you should take the lead, he could be shy, He may never ask you if you want to go out. Just ask him if he wants to meet you somewhere.


16/f

My best friend lets call her jane and I are the type of bff's that where ever we went everyone noticed us. We use to do everything together and whenever one of us needed the other we always had each others back...that was until janes new boyfriend came into the picture. You see her boyfriend ruined our friendship. He envied the type of friendship me and jane had so he became controlling of her and started telling jane who to be friends with and who not to be. I became furious and ended the friendship between me and jane after she failed to stand up for me when he'd call me rude names or act up towards me. Jane and I ever since that day never spoke to each other and grew hate for one another..I am going to admit that I messed up big time..I was so upset with the whole situation that I started bad mouthing her and her boyfriend to all my friends..telling everyone what she did and the type of guy he was ..everyone grew hate towards her and him because of how they treated me...now jane a yr later found out her picture perfect boyfriend had cheated on her so she started to realize what she had done and who she lost ..me. She approached me and askd me for forgiveness..me being the nice person that I am forgave her and everyone as in my friends grew hate towards me for bad mouthing her and then later becoming friends with her ..I decided to ignore the people who were there for me when she wasn't and tried rebuilding what me and jane had missed for that half yr that we didn't talk..I just found out 2 days ago that jane went back to her cheating rude boyfriend and now I lost her again andd the people I went to for support..I'm left alone and I feel like I have no one in the word to talk to at school or at home jane was the person I went to with my problems but she backstabbed me again.. How do I gain the people I lost because of her..and how do I learn not to be so forgiving?? I don't want to go back to school in a month because I know I lost my friends and its no fun eating bymyself or not having anyone to talk to ='( (link)
I'm not going to be able to beat the previous answer, because in all honesty it's amazing. But I do have one thing to say, it's in reference to when you said "and how do I learn not to be so forgiving??".
You can never be to forgiving, forgivness is a virtue. If people don't like you for being able to forgive, who cares. You did the right thing in forgiving "Jane". Let no one tell you differently.


14f

A little while ago, my first boyfriend who I was completely crazy about dumpped me for another. We decided to stay friends so we see a lot of each other. He hurt me terribly but even so, I still have feelings for him and he knows it. He's also made it perfectly clear that he liked the other girl better and dropped me like it was nothing. He openly hits on her while I'm around him. Well, so the other day my ex needed my phone and found a love confession from this really sweet guy. Automatically, he gets pissed and says "If i had known he was talking to you when we were going out...he would be dead". Then he says "That bastard. Tell him to fuck off." Then later a couple of days later he asks what I'm doing and who I'm texting. When I tell him I'm texting a guy from school he says "Don't talk to him, he's trying to do stuff." I said he was being really nice and that we were just doing small talk and asked him why he even cared. "I'll fucking kill him" is all he responded with. I don't understand it. Why, when after he dumpped me and obviously has no interest in me, does he continue to be so overprotective. He's a really sweet guy and all but whenever it comes to me being myself with other guys (friends) he snaps. He left me like it was nothing. I have a right to act single. He certainly does, hitting on other girls days after breaking up. Why is he acting like this? He doesn't care for me anymore and probably never did. Even so, he gets upset. Please, I need some advice on what's going on and how to address this problem...because... even though we're broken up,I still feel like I'm his even though he refuses to be mine. (link)
I'm sorry to say this hun, but this guy seems like a complete waste of time. He just seems like he wants to control you, and probably every other girl he comes in contact with. You need to distance yourself from him, because he is definatly not your friend.


Hey guys. Today is my birthday and I turn 18. While there are girls dying to get older im not. I just wish I could turn back time. Like I still feel like such a kid. And I love it. So growing up is being very difficult for me. I currently feel depressed. Everyone is like oh ur old now or ur a young lady. I don't know. I just wish I was still 16 or 15. I mean I feel like I am. Its so unreal to me. So I guess there's nothing to ask for advice about. I just felt like writing my thoughts. But if you have advice or anything feel free. Thanks a lot. Btw...I really do hate growing up and CHANGE. *sigh* (link)
Your age is just a number, act how you want to act. Don't get down about growing up.


im allowed to get a tattoe thats small. i want it to be on my foot, so when i wear flip flops people can see it =) any ideas other than stars and hearts? (link)
Get something that means something to you, Hearts and Stars may look cool but seriously a tattoo is something huge. Don't just get a tattoo that is generic, really think hard about something that means something to you. Thats all I have to say, in the end it's up to you but if you want something special something with a purpose is far better than something you see on the tattooists wall.


I am leaving for Cuba during the second week of July. I put on some weight during the winter and went from skinny 96 lbs to a average healthy looking 110 lbs. Problem is I have been eating unhealthy and my gut is gross. I never had this problem and even though I used to workout my abs I do not anymore and I don't thing crutches will help my gut. What can i do to get my flat stomach from before without loosing weight. Please help me I want to look good for cuba and its in less than a month. WHAT SHOULD I DO, i don't want to spend money but I have no problem with working hard, so please give me all you got!!!!
Thanks. (link)
Firstly you gotta start eating healthy, you wanna stay away from those evil saturated fats, cause they'll be the ones adding the pounds. Second, you'll want to start doing some cardio exercise which is going to burn the fat, anything from aerobics to jogging is good for this. And finally you need to do a fair bit of ab excercises, this doesn't really matter what you do, but sit-ups and crunches are both good for what you want. Alternativly for working the abs you could go to the gym and use the equipment there for workouts.


I really need to buy a car of my own. I have to go to work every day and my mom is so tired of me using hers. I told my mom I would go out and look at cars soon but I don't know anything!

It'll be my first time buying a car and I don't have a whole lot of money. I figured I would go to a dealer and make payments or something on a decent car. I'm not really looking for shiny and new though. Just something that takes me to work and stuff.

What should I know before going to look at cars? What do I need to check out, look for, ask about, etc? Any tips on buy a car would be extremely helpful! (link)
Well, in my opinion a dealer is going to try and rip you off every single time, selling for thousands more than what the vehicle is worth. Now if you really want to buy from a dealer make sure you take somebody who knows about cars with you, that will help a lot.


Hi, I need to buy a good 4x4 vehicle. a good heavy off roader, does any one have suggestions.I was thinking of Landrover defender or the landcruiser, both of them have a v8 engine, but dontknow which is better. The only thing that should be there is it should be V8 and have good rideheight. (link)
Definatly the Land Cruiser. The Landrover defender is a less reliable 4x4. The Land Cruiser, being japanese, is reliable and also is a very good 4x4 to drive.


i am interested in buying a 67 Volkwagen VW Split Window Bus Van Transporter Camper. They do not make this type of car anymore, but i would to love to buy one. does anyone know where i could buy one thats in great shape. please don't say look on Ebay or google because i have tried and there are to many search results.


thanks for the help
-Vintagelover

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Try www.thesamba.com, It's the worlds largest volkswagen buy and sell website so you should be able to find what you want there, And it's also fairly easy to use and find vehicles in your area.
Be aware, a good Split window kombi will be fairly expensive.




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