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ummm this has nothing to do with sex....but most people look here(lol i wonder way)....
are humans at the top of the food chain(i noe the answer...i think....but i just wana make sure... (link)
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Good question ...
So long as we're in "civilization" we're at the top. If we're swimming in shark infested waters or skinny dipping in the Amazon- not so much.
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Some guy on a message board posted these, and to tell you the truth, we don't have the brain to figure them out (ecept for two which are not here). It's for his school project, one of the is not finnished, so i wouldn't blam you for saying you don't know or just a guess.
Thanks.
Longmobile
it's the world's longest car i swear
it reaches from beale street to washington square
and once you get in it
to go where youre going
you simply get out cause youre already there.
Superstitous
if u r superstitoous youll never step on cracks
when you see a ladder you will never walk beaneath it
and if u spill some salt youll throw some cross your back
and carry round a rabbits foot.... etc (too long of a poem)
HW machine
The homewrok machine o the hw maching
most perfect contraption that's ever been seen
just put in your hw then drop a dime
snap on a switch and in 10 seconds time
your hw comes out quick and clean as can be
here it is nine plus four and the answer is three
three
oh me
i guess it's not perfect
as i thougth it would be.
(takes a deep breathe) (link)
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Look at the illustrations...
Um, also, appreciate the irony of your posting "homework machine"
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is a fish a good pet? or is a dog better? i cant decide, people help me!!! (link)
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A fish wins if you: are never home and appreciate a fairly short life-span
A Dog wins in every other conceivable way.
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I'm 25/Female and stuck! I'm in a serious relationship, but still haven't completely gotten over my first relationship back in high school. That guy and I don't talk anymore, but he constantly visits my website, so I know he's at least thinking of me too. My question is, is it a bad idea to make contact with him, or am I setting myself for more trouble by just being silent? I guess it depends if you're practical or whimsical, and I'm a little of both. (link)
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Um, what would you be looking for by making contact? A second chance with lost love or a "Hey Dude, how's it going?" Also, do you plan on bringing up this plan to the guy with whom you're in a serious relationship?
See, you're setting yourself up for little trouble (but way less romanticism) by telling your fella' your intentions and then, if he doesn't implode, tracking the other guy down. But play fair, he might have an implosion at home too. Don't screw your girlfriend karma, but don't be silent because then it just festers and the High School memory develops charms in your mind that even he won't be able to live up to.
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I am Juliet. My Romeo is gay. At the end of the play there's a kissing scene. So as not to offend his homosexuality I need to learn how to fake kiss. Any ideas? (link)
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Listen, Honey.
I've got plenty of gay friends. You aren't going to offend his homosexuality by doing what's required by a role- hell, my boys and I smooch all the time, especially if we've been drinking. You just work it out. It's a Shakespeare kiss, no biggie.
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I have 2 questions. First, I know my husband will never do anything to hurt me, but i've been through so much in my past relationships and I've put my husband through so much in the past four years. And I am so insecure, I know he won't hurt me, but how do i get over being insecure and let myself be happy and learn to trust him?
second, is it right for a married man to talk to other women via email? (link)
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Hmmm... I'm guessing that you and your hubby's been arguing. Maybe a little bit of how you don't trust him? He's not that cat? Why do you always do this to him?
It's fine for anyone to talk to anyone via email (or any other way) so long as they aren't causing damage to anyone. My married men friends talk to me, sometimes their wives do too, because their wives know of me- even if they disapprove.
I know the type. You're wrong and insecure and a mistrustful bitch and everything was fine until you went crazy again.
Whatever, he's wrong. It is wrong for a married man to knowingly hurt his wife. (It'd be wrong vice versa too)That's the bottom line.
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I have a boyfriend that i love alot but he hits me.But he say he sorry and he won't do it again but he keeps doing it. He said if I leave him then he will kill me.I'm so scared that he's telling the truth .He's already put me in the hospital 2 times I don't know what to do.So I need help ASAP if anyone can help me please.My life is on the line!
Love Apple (link)
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Oh Dear.
Sweetheart, where's your family? Nearby?
If you've already been to the hospital twice it's time to hit the road. Wouldn't it be awful if he accidentally kills you sometime when he doesn't mean to?
You love him for whatever reasons, you write nothing of his loving you, just that you're afraid of him and that he's lied about changing.
Here's what you do: You call one family member or very close friend. Likely as not yours is in keeping with the abusive m.o. making these people seem more distant and detached from you than they really are.
Raise the alarm bells in their heads. It will help you to be bossed (in part, sadly, because you're now used to it)Also, it will make you feel like there's something else on the other side.
Next, you get what money you can along with IDs and any small things you want to keep- take anything hockable (if he has a Babe Ruth rookie card, you've earned it) and GO!
Run Baby Run! Find a safehouse and get mad. Get really, really pissed off because without the fuel of your righteous (and right) anger- you'll fold and go back and be further broken.
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my boyfriend has erectile disfunction. i know this as we have only had sex once in four yrs .
he wont go to a dr, i have tried everything to stay faithful to him including masturbation . it is not working that great. my question is how patient am i to be i do love him we have been together for 4 yrs so this is no passing teenage thing. we are well past our teen yrs anyhow he says he is trying. we have talked about it. but he can prove it by me.that he is trying. well please someone tell me what to do short of leaving him i have done everything i can think of,i do not know what else to do
sincerly, going insane. i know everybody thinks this is not a big deal but i have a very high sex drive. (link)
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Dude,
That's totally a big deal. Four years? Sex once? For one thing- masturbate more! Get good at it and buy the toys. Here's why: 1) you don't want to leave him or cheat but have a sex drive (intercourse with better regularity than long Februaries doesn't imply an unusually high drive)2) Instead of telling the guy who clearly has issues to Try, give him some inspiration to Want.
But, really, PHM ... Likely as not, you're screwed out of being screwed. No one but your fella can tell you what's going on but I'll give you a 99% that it's Him, not You. Four years is a while, utilize the friendship you've built to get him to open up. Both of your lives will improve.
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Hi my friend katie is a little over weight... but the thing is i dont think she realizes it and its not a big deal that she has a few extra pounds but its the clothes she wears. She wears really tiny mini skirts and tight shirts that do not flatter her at all. Everyone makes fun of her behind her back for it and she doesn't realize it how can i confront her about this without hurting her feelings, she is a really sensitive girl and she cares about what she looks like more than anything.. very superficial so i don't want to hurt her feelings, I think that it would hurt her ore if she heard what people said about her.. please help (link)
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You have to trick your friend. That's the way these things work.
You watch TV and say things like, "wow, you'd look really good in that!"
You people watch and encourage her to mock others who aren't dressing in a body appropriate way.
Sounds harsh but it isn't. There are many ways to let Katie know that she's not pulling it off and a ton of them don't involve her even being mentioned. Best of all though, if she thinks it's her own idea she'll start taking more pride in her appearance overall and with that will eventually be gained a friend you don't ever feel the need to defend.
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I have a friend and we like each other, but we both have relationshhips with other people. YEt, my friend talks to me and says that he can't stop thinking about me and he says other things too. But i love my boyfriend more. WHat should i say to my friend? (link)
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Pretty simple, Kiddo. In your own words: You love your boyfriend more.
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My brother is 11 years old. He is looking for a girlfriend. I know all of you are going to say "This isn't a dating service!" But he is really looking for a sweet nice girl. Well anyway, He lives in Florida, Boca Raton. He would really apperciate if you would answer me. Please he is very despreate.
Love
Despreate man and his sister~ (link)
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Your brother, being 11 isn't any kind-of man. You seem like a very nice sister though, smart too judging by punctuation, grammar, etc.
Good luck but give it time.
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i have a friend who likes a boy that we are both friends with she wants me to help her get them together but im telling her to get to know him more before a relationship developes now shes sad and doesnt know what to do me to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! signed: help me before i explode im a female she is to and we are both 15 (link)
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Okay. You're 15 and so is your friend which is making all of this way bigger than it probably is. In part, this is true because likely as not the boy in question is also 15 which makes him relatively useless. Seriously, a 15 year old male will just be confused by this entire situation. Mostly though, if you're all friends and you don't want the guy for yourself (you don't do you?) you were right to tell your friend to get to know the guy better before a, ahem, relationship unfolds.
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