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YO I'm Des. I'm a redheads Irish and Scot. I like Soccer/Footie, Rugby, Gaelic Football, and hockey. IRISH PRIDE. I'm a failure at women, so guys don't ask me about that stuff, but girls go rite ahead because I know what appeals to me. If anyone has any help on my loser w/ women tell me.

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do you think that it is weird that a 24 year old guy is dating a 16 yr old girl? i do but i need other opinions, the girl is my best friend and i dont like it. I need help on how i can be more open about the situation. please help!!!

Well its not weird if its true love and that guy isn't taking advantage of her. It is weird, yes. But hey look at ashton and demi. Also my dads bff is married to some1 20 years younger than him.

If he's taking advantage of her, tell her she should dump him completely.

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my friends parents didnt save up money for her to go to college and they tell her that she cant live away from home and has to go to community college or the one nearby even tho she wants to go away - shes smart tho, like she gets good grades and stuff just not high enuf to get a large scholarship and i feel bad bcuz she doesnt have much options and i do ~ is there any way to help?

well, in ireland every subject you get an A in you can take for free. Is that far away enough.
Wow, this ones hard. You could help her raise some money. Wow those are some crappy parents.

AH

She should stand up, and so should you. You both should sit her parents down and give her a long talk. She's old enough to move out and thats what she wants to do, her parents are no longer in control of her life. She's 18 she's old enough to make her own decisions and choose her own future. Not her parents. Her parents cant do that. And if a talk like that doesn't work start a petition and get donations with the signatures. She's not a little girl anymore

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ok, my boyfriend dumped me. but i have no idia why. he told me that he just didnt want a girl friend.. but i know thats not the reason. ive herd that way to many times before. i cant stop thinking about it. his name is all over my binder in sharpie.. i dont no what to do. im lost. it seems like there are no guys on the earth but him. does anyone know any ways to get my mind off him, or get over him?

Sometimes it takes awhile. I've been rejected from so many girls and sometimes took a year to get over them. Start hanging out with your friends alot more. Let your anger out on like a soccerball or punching bag or a golf driving range, basically a sport you play or something. Focus on something else like your hobbies. Well, if you one of those girls, GO SHOPPING!!! Meditate, go in a jacuzi, get a massage. Something relaxing and enjoyable. Burn all of his pix and that binder and get a new one.

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I'm confused. See, i like this boy named.....S. I think he likes me too cuz he flirts wit me alot, and i kissed him b4. But then my best friend.... M, cums out of nowhere, saying everything S sed to me was a lie. Thats totally impossible, rite? I asked her how does she know all this, she sed she cant tell me. I dont know wat do to. Who's the one that betrayed me? Its just IMPOSSIBLE for eveything to be a lie, but then again she IS my b.e.s.t f.r.i.e.n.d. She wudnt lie to me, wud she? Alotta people who know her better then i do warned me about her, but i didnt listen. So who do i believe??

Look into it a little bit more. Listen to him when he thinks your not around. Is he using you?
And could it might be that your bestest friend is REALLY jealous. Because if shes lying to you shes not your best friend

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how do you know when a guy wants to kiss you? (guys and gurls answer this!) what are some signs and if i can tell he does should i just make the move or wait for him to? give me some help on kissing! muah** lol thanks!

When he's hesitant and shaky and nervous unless he's a cocky jock who loves himself and thinks the world obeys him.

Guys who are nice and are really into a girl get nervous and shaky

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what are some things u can say when ur talkin to ur crush and u wana keep the conversation going but he stopped talkin n theres nothing to say....plz help

well, what kind of music do u listen to, sports, where ya from, have you seen any good movies lately. Maybe he's just shy. Have any siblings. GET TO KNOW HIM by asking questions

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Does anyone know a website where I can make it my own. Like my own website name for free?

www.expage.com/index

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hey !! my name's arielle and im 13 from jersey !! i have a serious problem !! ok well theres this band [not famous] and the guys in it are like 15 and 16.. and i haev a crush on one of the guys in the band.. and hes 16. the band is in pa and im in nj but we live like 6 hours apart. im gunna go to their shows tho but im worried that when i go and i meet the guy in the band i have a crush on that hes gunna think im a kid cause hes like 16 and im only 13. i feel that like hes gunna look at me as like reeeeal young and not like me in *that way*. what should i do?

1st, I live in PA. Where in? second guys like younger girls. But don't let him take advantage of you. He's not gonna see you as a girl with taffy and a hoolahoop. He'll probably see you as a crazed fan, unless they're a VERY underground band. If they aren't go for guys who aren't famous. People who you know, that means no more colin farrell.

One more thing be yourself. If you have to be overly mature you're being someone your not. If he doesn't like you, well come find me I live in PA and single (just kidding). There's plenty of fish in the sea.

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...i play soccer a lot and im kinda busy...i realli wanna be able to do like back walkovers and stuff...without coaches...can u give me like TONS of tips that would help me learn how?? thanx

ok get to city sports or dicks or modells and get something called the soccer pal. Its got a booklet and all. And DONT SLACK OFF ON PRACTICING, it'll make you worse.

Maybe the position your playing isn't right for you

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i feel like when im playing sports i have certain expectations to look up to cuz my sisters are all awesome at soccer and basketball and then there me and i think im not that good. but all my friends disagree. idk...wut do i do?

Practice alot. Push yourself, don't slack off it'll get you no where. In all your free time just work your little tosh off, play with older ppl, it'll pay off.

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ok well .. im a freshman and im a captain in a way for soccer and i need to find more ways to make money bcause we have a lot of things to do .. but it could get expensive so we have to try and make money .. weve done a car wash and asked for donations .. so i dnt kno what else to do .. im good at the captain soccer thing not the whoole money thing . help =) x|0

Wow man doesn't your coach pay for that stuff. Mow lawns, $20 for front and back of the lawn. Sell stuff on ebay
Try getting every1's parents to give a certain amount of money, like each player needs to bring in $20 or else they need to run the 2 mile.

That last one will do it

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i need to practice 1 vs 1 on soccer as a defender...i alsways get nutmegged >:o/ please give me tips or a good site and dont tell me to search google...ONLY FOR EXPIRENCED SOCCER PLAYERS!

I've played footie/soccer since I was in pre school. What you should do is stand side ways a bit. You should stand diagnol to the player and stay low, try to shuffle back in a diagnol and stay low. See the ball and the players hips. If this doesn't help as your coach.

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in 1 year i have to choose between field hockey and soccer b/c the 2 sports take place at the same time!! I do not wantt o choose but i have to so what do u think i should choose or what woule be a good way to choose?
Thanks for the Help!!

SOCCER BECAUSE ITS THE MOST PLAYED SPORT IN THE WORLD. You can make a MUCH BIGGER living off of soccer than field hockey. The field hockey teams in the olympics have to pay for their hotels and the womens soccer team don't need to and its 1st class.

Soccer better and much more fun and easier to understand.

SOCCER ALL THE WAY

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Okay, i liked this boy right. And he supposedly "used" to like me too [thats what his friends all told me] cuz we used to flirt cuz our lockers are right next to one another. But anyway, i went to this party with one of my best friends and she was like "are you gunna talk to him??" and i was going to and i could hear his friends all saying when i got there "go talk to her!!" but i dont know what he said. But anyway, later on at the party him and a different one of my friends were hanging out a lot and ontop of one another [not literally] and stuff. And they ended up going out. I didnt talk to him for a while but im talking to him now like normally. But i kinda never gave up liking him. Now him and this girl broke up about 2 weeks later [no surprise there] but i kinda still like him. But i dont know what to do?

He may be really nervous and shy, damn I'm always like that. Ask him if he likes you, the answer may be painful but if it isn't it'll feel good. But before all of doing that look in to it, like see if he holds the door for you and/or if he picks up your books and lastly he you catch him looking at you alot be positive that he likes you. I do that all the time b/c i'm always desperate for women at all costs. If that doesn't work I'm sorry, but i'm sure it should

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i love rock/punk...i'm always looking for new stuff to listen to. can anyone name a few bands for me?

Here's a new complation of a shitload of punkrock bands. But only get this album if your anti-bush.
The album's called "Rock Against Bush Volume 1"

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