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Member Since: April 15, 2005
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Last Update: April 15, 2005
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is it wrong to love a baseball player thats a year younger than me?
*honest oppinion needed*
i rate high (link)
it's sick and wrong! have a nice day


My best friend has this boyfriend (Hes a real pervert and a jerk to her friends but she doesnt care) , wen shes goin out with all she does is talk about how he gets in to trouble (which she like) or how she wants to break up with him, when he breaks up with her she cries and threatens to commit suicide! Then they get back together and the pattern continues! IM SICK OF IT, !!!!!
Sry its long, but i rate 5s (link)
leave the girl alone she gets off with the drama, your just bitter cuase your single. have a nice day


i really liked this guy, and i told him and we hooked up twice, the first time just kissing and the next time he was really pressuring me and calling me a tease so i gave him head, it was really hard for me coz at the time i was still getting over my ex. i spoke to him on the net and i said 'im sorry i was so weird last night its just hard coz of J' and he said yeah i dont want a relationship and im like neither do i! Before we hooked up we were like best friends and he had liked me for ages and now we have just stopped talking to each other because of this and its weird coz i still like him and i only want a casual thing but he wont hardly talk to me!!! not even to be friends and i have no idea why..? im finding it hard to beleive i got used coz hes one of the nicest guys ive ever met does anyone have any suggestions? sorry its so long (link)
maybe you're crap at given head. have a nice day


Is there any good brand of masacra that anyone knows about that makes your eyelashes seem longer and doesn't look clumpy and flake under your eyes? Im currently using Maybelline mascara and by the time half the day is down some of it flakes and lands under my eyes and makes me look like I'm dead...which is not good. Can anyone help me? (link)
the dead look is very in right now, don't diss it. have a nice day


My ex & I have become sort of friends now. In a recent conversation he got very hurtful. He told me about his new girlfriend & how much he 'loves' her. I didn't want to seem jealous/hurt so I went along with everything like it was fine. He told me he hasn't thought about me at all since we broke up. Then when I said something about another guy, he said he didn't care. Does this mean something? If he doesn't have feelings for me anymore, would he actually say all this to me? I still have strong feelings for him. (link)
well then, your an idiot, because he obviously doesn't care about you. leave him and his new chick alone and kill yourself. have a nice day


i'm 14 and a female. Last year, i went out with my friend. We broke up over the summer, but i knew he still liked me and i kinda still liked him.
this year, i started liking a new guy (one of my friends), and (stupidly) told him that i liked him. nothing really bad came of that but he told me he was happier being friends with me. so, we stayed friends. He says cute and romantic things to me and tells me he loves me and stuff, but still claims hes "not sure" how he feels about me.
now, i know my "ex" boyfriend from last year still likes me, and now i'm beginning to have feels for him again. I also still like my other friend. so should i wait for a guy that might never like me like i like him? or should i try to "rekindle" the relationship i had before? (link)
waa waa, two guys like you, count your lucky stars, and do both of them at the same time. threesome! have a nice day.


I'm going to prom on the 23rd but I haven't gotten my period yet. I think I might get my period by that date. It makes me worry because I don't want to screw my new dress up with blood. It's not tight at the bottom, it's like a layered skirt that's kind of full looking. I'm going to be out from 5:30 PM to 7:00 AM for the dinner and the festive events or whatever, should I use pads or tampons? Pads are kind of gross, they make me uncomfortable because I'm afraid they'll move, but if I wear tampons I'm not sure if I'll remember to even change them during prom and I don't want to risk TSS. What should I do? (link)
wear a tampon and don't moan about it. also, you only need to change a tampon every 7 hours, not every five bloody minutes. and you can only get TSS from wearing a tampon for over 15 hours, or using it when your nowhere near your period. have a nice (blood free) day


So I started my spring track season pumped and ready to go in the beginning of March...then my hip started hurting me when i ran so i went to the doctor and she told me i had a growth plate problem and i would have to sit out for 4 weeks then get 7-10 days of physical therapy and i looked at the schedule and i was heartbroken but i was only gonna miss 7 meets and be back in time for one of my favorite meets for freshmen and sophomores only...well i finished my 4 weeks rest and today the physical therapy perscription came in the mail saying 2 to 3 times a week for 3 to 4 weeks....which means i would miss the entire rest of the season....i told my mom i wasnt gonna do it and shes like fine go run and i want to because my hip doesnt bother me anymore but i dont know if my coach will let me run without a doctors note saying i can...i spent an hour crying over this...sports are my life and i can't imagine not doing track, ive been to the meets ive missed to watch and i almost cried because i miss it too much..what do i do now? (link)
i suggest you get a life. have a nice day


my b/f is such a jerk he only cares about himself. He calls me names and screams at me. He used to push me around. I can never be mad im always the wrong one. He allways says the meanest things. I go through so much at home and he dont care he still calls me names and says he hates me. (link)
dump him. or have him killed. have a nice day.


ya ok at the begining of the year i went out wit this kid, he was really nice and everything but i dumped him for another guy after a couple months of going out. well im single now and i like the kid again, alot but i kno he doesnt really wanna go out with me again cuz i hurt him and now he's a lot more popular with the girls then wen i was wit him. should i still go for him and try to convince him im not gunna hurt him again or should i just let it go? (link)
you dumped him. so deal with the consequences. have a nie day


Okay so ive got this problem. theres this guyi think i like now. hes a freshman and im a sophmore. i met him like a month ago but we never really talked til just recently. but its not like talking on the phone or anything, its thruogh text messages. he came and sat with me at lunch otday but didnt really say anthing bc hes really shy. he supposidly drinks a lot and has done a lot with girls, except i find it kinda hard to belive, bc hes so shy! i think im really stratin to like him, but idk if its the person through the texts i like, or him, i mena theyre the same person, but he just acts different. well i think im really startng to fall for him. like i like him a lot, do you think i shuld tell him i like him and hope for the best or should i sit it out until he strats talking to me in person? thanks... i rate! (link)
well, the first thing to worry about is his reutation. if he drinks- start drinking! it'll give you something in common! and if he has sex a lot, screw the guy! have a nice day


i take showers every day..i wash myself very good..im very clean and i have pimple/zit things on my butt..i dont kno wat they r and i dont kno how to get rid of them! IM ONLY 13 and im embarressed by themmm!! How do i get rid offf themmmmmmmmmm.THANK u so much (link)
so what, do many people see your butt? i don't think they make clearisil for down there, but it's worth a shot. My suggestion is that you stop flashing your spotty butt at people. have a nice day


When me and my guy do it i never orgasm in fact i have had 3 partners and never orgamsed but once..i love the guy im with now..how can i get calm and do this and do u know of any good positions..or anything that helped u ? (link)
maybe your not turned on by guys, have you ever considered that you might be a lesbian? or perhaps your just too uptight, or your boyfriend is a dog. have a nice day


I have a big problem. I have never thought my nose was big until I entered middle school and kids starting asking me about it. To make matters worse, everytime I go outside it turns RED and I mean RED. Its so gross and I look disgusting. I've tried putting concealor on it to disguise the red ness but it only makes my nose appear bigger, which I dont want. Is there anything I can do to make it less red? (link)
wel, your nose is probably freakishy large and deformed, but this is easily fixed by putting a paper bag on ur head. also, you could try cutting it off, that would help.
If all else fails, you arr too deformed to live in normal society, and should go join some under ground mutant cult. have a nice day freak




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