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my right testicle has been hurting since like 2 daysago.why?


it is still hurting (link)
i think you need to give yourself a selfexamination take a hot shower and then after words cup your testes and feel them for any pea sized lumps on them if you do i encourage you to see a doctor becuase this can be a sign of cancer


My best friend is a guy. He is amazing. I'm confused though because he wants to go to the next step in our "relationship". Sex. I think I want to, but I'm not sure. i've never done that before. What shouldI do. I'm scared. But I REALLY REALLY REALLY want to. (link)
is he your best friend or your boyfriend? i mean you really shouldt sleep with your best friend or you boyfriend. dont push your self into doing something your not ready for . if you dont feel ready dont do it. also it matters how old you if your still in school dont have sex it will only add to the stress of being a teenager if you catch an std or get pregant. keep in mind that if you do have sex you are putting yourself at risk for HIV/AIDS or any other STDs.however you can only get pregant through vaginal sex any thing else you cant get pregnant but you can catch a STD


This year I am captain of my jv cheer squad. I am a sophomore. For next year, I'm captain again on jv, and I will be one of the oldest. I'd say I had a pretty good year as captain, my team listened ok, but I feel like they didnt listen to me respectfully, like they didnt always seem to respect what I said. I know that comes with being captain..but anyways for next years squad, its a bunch of new girls idk, except for 2, so i want some advice on ways to make my new squad respect me and know that im captain, but that I AM going to be reasonable and not a huge b*tch like everyone things captains are. What Im really asking is basically just give me some advice for the new squad that starts next month..we are also going to camp this year for the first time, and my coach wont be there so shes really counting on me. but i want the girls to listen and respect me like they should. and im not one of the captains that think im all that, i do respect everyone elses opinions, i just want more respect myself. thanks!!!!! =D (link)
you need to show your leadership skills. and if their not listening to you you may have to be more aggresive and show that your the leader. to get them to listen you cant be to nice or to mean you have to be just right


Hi, my problem is that people perceive me as someone who doesn't try to have fun or relax just because I take three AP classes and I put a lot of time and effort into my work. I only do work when I am required to do it; if I have free time, I will do fun and relaxing things, like any normal person would. It also irritates when people think that I spend more time than I really do on my work--I mean, just because I manage my time well and get my work done doesn't mean that I don't have a life. One of my classmates was telling me that when I go to college, I should balance a social life and school life, already making the assumption that I have no social life and no fun. My other friend particularly upset me when we were learning about Generalized Anxiety Disorder in AP Psychology, for she looked at me the moment our classmate defined it...just because I have a little concern over exams doesn't mean that I am a super anxious person. And the last thing that annoyed me is that my English teacher was like, "You should really chill over break." In a nutshell, I'm so freakin' tired of everyone acting like I work 24/7 and saying annoying crap like that; sometimes I have to convince myself that they're jealous to make myself feel better but it just makes me feel worse about myself. Does anyone actually understand how I feel? Because I really feel alone sometimes, like no one truly understands me. How can I get people to realize that this is not the person that I am? I'm just not! (link)
okay the same the happens to me. dont listen to them if they tease you about it then they arent your friends find someone who shares the same interests as you. just keep working hard its all gonna pay off in the long run. and when your in some college like harvard and their living in a dumpster you can make fun of them. and dont let their insults get to you because if you do you will lose your will to do anything. just ingore them cuz the more you think about it the more its gonna bug you. i understand what your going throughyour should stick with you work but also make some friends you dont have to be devoted to just one.


I have to learn 40 verbs (in dutch) for the end of the week..so Friday...
What would be the best way to learn them?!
Here's an example of how the verbs are like

Mogen-Mogen-Mocht(en)-Gemogen

All 40 verbs are written out like that.
What would be the best way to learn them?


Thank you so much! (link)
quiz yourself on them. write them down and the english meaning next to it and study


Ok, before I start, I'm almost 14 and I'm female.

Well, lately, I've gotten into a lot of fights with some of my friends. They keep saying they're gonna change, but the same stuff starts all over again (ex. Swearing, Negativity, Talking about People, etc.). Earlier this week, someone called me a liar for telling this one guy the truth about him, and both of them don't believe me. I also found out one of the girls who was supposed to be my best friend talked about me behind my back. My closest friend keeps telling me she'll get over her crush who's treated her friends kinda badly, but she just goes back to liking him again. The guy who called me a liar also told her that I was a bad friend who said bad things about her, but I would NEVER do that 'cause she's been an amazing friend to me. I'm at the point where I'm usually by myself and get called a "loner" 'cause I don't want to be around those people. I don't know what to do! I'd really appreciate the help! (link)
okay everyone gonna talk about someone behind their back but if its a rumor your friends are either having problems with their lives or they arent your real friends and a lot of people do change when they go to high school. make some new friends. and also you friends crush leave that be that her live and if she wants a bad ass boy who treats her like shit then let her be


My uncle got 200 hundred ducklings, and 30 died in like 3 days!
We have heat, insulation, food, water, and other crap.
Does anyone have advice on having the ducklings live????
we have five things to hold the ducks, they are organized by type of duck and age of duck.
PLEASE HELP!!! (link)
you gotta understand the saying survival of the fittest. just because you give them food and water doesnt mean some wont hog it. unless you raise each in an individual cage the runts are going to die and the strong ones are going to live.


16/f
my dog got cancer 2 years ago. my dad put tons of money and time into getting her tumors removed every few months. but they kept growing back faster and faster and now they are in her lungs. she has trouble breathing and i feel horrible for her. she is 11 btw and an american bull dog. is there anything i can do for her? she is probably going to die soon. i just want to know if there is anything i can do to help her live longer. and im not sure if she is in pain or not? she flinches when i touch her stomach but other than that she seems normal and fine. she is an extremely strong dog. she has gone through so many operations and she bounces back the same day. is there any way to remove tumors from someones lungs? or does the doctor just not want to do it? i really want her to live. i love her very much. (link)
their is probaly nothing you can do for you dog she is growing old and even if you cure her cancer dogs dont live much longer than 12 years im sorry


can anyone give me some popular songs with the genres: techno, electro house, electronica. dance music, trance??
thanksss x (link)
go to newgrounds.com their not popular but there good


i have allergies alright. lately ive been having a bad cough. its only bad when i sleep. every night im up 1-3 hours coughing. I think it might be a habit. I drink tons of water and there is alot of gunk in my chest. I take my perscription pills and other pills to help stop the cough. Guess what? It isnt working. I'm to the point where i cough so badly i throw up. please help me. i havent been able to sleep for a week.
15 years/girl (link)
alright i get the same thing every year what i do is drink something hot at least once a day. also if your wheezing you may have minor asthma this does mean you will have asthma attacks thats severe asthma. i recomend seeing your doctor and getting registered for an inhaler this will not cure your coughing rather prevent it like a cough your doctor may also perscribe you some medicine that is stronger than non-precription cough medicine.


ok well i was talking to my boyfriend yesterday and he had been at a friends house playing basketball earlier. well he fell and landed on his ankle, and he says he felt & heard it crack. he said he couldnt even move bc it hurt so bad, and he was starting to cry. well, then it got numb, and now hes walking on it although he says it hurts as an 8 on a scale of one to ten. he said his ankle was sticking out in a weird way when he fell, and its very swollen. i keep telling him to go to the doctor, or even the hospital maybe, but he wont listen, & im worried. not only about him, but if its fractured like i think it is, itll never heal completely right and itll hurt him when hes older. everyone in my family is a nurse or doctor, so i pretty much know what im talking about. what do you think? is this a fracture or break? should he seek any immediate medical attention? i think so, but i would just like more opinions. thanks! 16/f...16/m boyfriend. (link)
first of all if he fractured it he wouldnt be able to walk on it. it could either be a dislocation or sprain. if it is a sprain i suggest using R.I.C.E.(RestIceCompressionElevate) just so you know elevate means to raise above the heart. it will take about a week to be noticable but if the swelling doeasnt go down or if it still hurts then it is probaly a dislocation if so you should see a doctor as soon as posible. i suggest telling your friends parents your concern.


I don't know what to do about him, i love him so much and i thought he loved me to but he actually likes one of my best friends and i hate this because to me thats all the talk about=( well they only talk about to me is how much they love each other and i don't know what to do because i seriously like him and i want him to be mine. not trying to be selfish but i love him and she doesn't deserve him she can be so mean! i hate this!! (link)
okay my advice is probaly gonna be hurtful but its the truth

hes just a social climber dont listen do him. even if you like him you should end it. i garentee you he doesnt like you hes just using you to get to your best friend and i know this is hurtful but its the truth. im sorry


ok, to start off, im a dude. now, my slight little problem is this, me and this girl have been goin out off and on for 3 years. and this last time she told me she was doin drugs, and she knows im againist that, so i said you know you shouldnt really do that. well she gets MAD. and we break up and all that. well thats been 3 weeks ago and im hurting more than i ever have over a girl. i mean i LOVE this girl. so she goes, i mean right after we broke up, and starts makin out with my best friend, and then finally gets hooked on his one of his friends. so then her and this bisexual pothead starts goin out. which sucks for me, cause i still love her. so can anyone give me advice on how to handle this whole thing? cause its to much for me. (link)
i dont think the question should be if you want to go out with her rather you should help her especially if you like her . i know this is irrelevant to your question but you have to help her. people have died from doing drugs. also is she making out with your best friend. if so she is either trying to make you jealous or trying to mess you up. but dont go back out with her. even if you still like her. b/c she will control you. she will blackmale you saying that she will break up with you if you dont do drugs. its a horrible way to live under black male. even then if you like her you should help her. if you need advice on how to help her ask me.


okay, i dont really know where to start.
way to much happend to really write it all down.
in summary- about two weeks ago my bestfriend really screwed me over, she treated me like shit for the whole week, i cryed and cryed- and i never really cry about anything, and all she could say was, "good let her cry." it was really hard for me, mostly because i kinda sensed something would eventually go wrong, and i should just for myself not be so connected with her, because when something bad does happen, ill be screwed. and i was, i never felt so hurt in my life. it was really bad. and no one had ANY good advice to give me, but to let go. i know thats what i should of done. but, i didnt. she NEVER apologized, she just one day at school acted like everything was okay, so i went along with it.


the only really bad part about her- is that she hates talking about our problems. she hates talking about negative things, unless its her personal problems. so whenever i have a problem with her, and i go to discuss it with her, she just gets mad. so i usually just ignore it, which isnt easy either.

I feel like im sacrificing to much for her, but i really cant let go, shes been my friend for so long now, and shes the only person who i feel i can be crazy and comfortable around.

I have alot of friends at school, the majority of everyone knows who me and my bestfriend are, and everyone knows were bestfriend. but for some reason, alot of people act like shes their bestfriend. i dont really mind, because every time that person isnt looking, she looks at me like she hates them. :)

but she really doesnt treat me well.
and i REALLY want to just drop her.
but for the sake of myself, theres only the rest of this year of school, then one more year of school for me. so im just gonna put up with it.

is that a stupid decision?
please give me ALOT of advice.
because i dont know what to do.
i mean i know what i should do, but i cant do that.
please (link)
ill try and give you my best advice but it would help if you could tell me if you know why shes so mad at you like do you have a bf and shes jealous b/c that kinda unusual. if she does hate you guts then mabye you should end it no one is worth being treated like s crap. i told another person this that had a similar problem. this person might be your friend. some people have sick minds and like to watch people suffer. she will act like shes your friend then you will tell her sercets but she will tell everyone in order to embarasse you then she will keep spreading rumors until she mentally destroys you. after that she will take control of your life you will become a puppet of your best friend but you just cant let it gt the best of you. friends come and go and mabye its your friends turn. this is only if your friend is like that. your friend could also be having problems in her life and doesnt know how to deal with. if she is having problems with her life you should help her. my advice my be confusing but it would be better if you tell if you find out exactly why you friend is mad b/c this could mean the difference of whether or not she stays your friend


16/f. My friend's liked my boyfriend for the past year and I didn't know it. She's liked him before he was my boyfriend. And that was about 4 months ago. If I had known, I wouldn't have went out with him right away...I wouldn't feel comfortable with her liking him and all. Now that he's my boyfriend..she tries in EVERY way to flirt with him and make me jealous. But luckily, he doesn't really like her (even as a person) so nothing's going on. Yet sometimes, when I tend to piss him off for the stupidest reasons, he flirts with her, making an attempt to make me jealous. And she enjoys it. They sometimes even form a little group without me..discussing what my boyfriend and I do. (Nothing sexual...but he makes it seem that way) so there are always these lies floating around..and rumors..that i did things with him. And I find myself unable to trust anyone now, and doubting my relationship with my boyfriend. It's as if I have no privacy with him...as if everyone knows, like I'm a celebrity or something. It really does bother me. But yes. The girl..she's been my friend for a little while now. And I've considered her one of my closest friends. And well..she makes nasty remarks..and whenever I tell her something..she promises not to tell anyone..and still does. I don't know what to do. She's lowering my self esteem..and I feel really jealous when she talks to my boyfriend. What can I do? I'm sorry this is long and confusing. ;_; I'm older than them..they're all 15...maybe that makes a huge difference.. (link)
i suggest meeting new people. your bf shouldnt be treating you like that like mslovely said mabye you should end it. and your friend this happens all the time some one pretemds to be your friend in order to get something out of you. u should find a new friend b/c your friend is just faking. i know my advice is probaly hurtful, but is the truth. your friend is sick she is going to try and destroy you mentally so. if you let her win she will control your life. and it doesnt matter if she has things in common with you this is what some people do they pretend to have things in common with you dont tell her anything your friend is a sick person dont hang out with her trust me i have friends like that and i know what your going through and i know its hard but you just cant let what your friend does or says get the best of you.


iam having trouble iam over weight but have managed to lose 40kgs but have about 30 kgs to go and just cant get my head around losing the rest i also have bulimia so can sombody please help me with a few words to try and get back on track and what does having bulima do to my body (link)
first of all bulmia is not a disease it is a mental thing, you cant have it you use it. but it is still serious people have died from it. bulmia is some thing that people(particarly girls) do in order to lose weight. it wont work. your body is smart it knows what to do if you use bulmia or anorexia it will think that food around the area is low so it will cling on to every thing you eat. you will actually gang weight also dont smoke to lose weight it doesnt work and whose telling you to lose weight i suggest if its your friends you find new ones.you should exercise and eat healthy that doesnt mean eat less just eat stuff of nutritional value. also dont try to lose it all at once a healthy amount to lose every week is 1-2 lbs.(2-5kgs). and dont think that you have bulmia cuz you dont you choose to use it.


My sister has really strange eating habits, but it doesn't sound like an eating disorder that I have heard of. She eats less than 100 calories for breakfast. At school she eats grapes for lunch and throws away her sandwich. She tries not to let anyone see her do it, but I have seen her do it all week. At supper, she eats normally because my parents saw that she wasn't eating as much and she doesn't want them to know.

One day at lunch I saw her eating half of her sandwich. But when we got home, I heard her trying to make herself throw up in the bathroom. She didn't succeed, but maybe that's because she is afraid of throwing up.

Maybe I am making too much of things, but what does this sound like to you? Any help is appreciated. :) (link)
at my school this happens alot you sister is bulmetic. this means shes tries to throw up food in order to lose wieght. girls often do this becuase their freinds or her boyfriend is telling her she to fat. or it could be you. i encourage you to help your sister becuase this is serious. people have died becuase of this. you should talk to herfriends. you should tell you parents about this and seek help. this can also mentally affect your sister she could kill herself if people thinks she is not worth it. try talking to her, and if it is her friends encourage her to find friends that really care about her. bulmia is not a disease it is a mental thing so if she asks you if shes fat tell her shes beautiful at the same time dont tell her shes fat.


theres only so much i can do. next year my dream is to play soccer for my middle school team.. im in 8th grade, and i didnt make the team while i was in 7th. i've only played 3 seasons of rec soccer and then i couldnt really run that fast.. i mean i can run fast in games, because im determined to kick the other players asses, but when we just have to run freely i dont really have motivation, and get tired easily. so i bombed that and didnt even make the B team. im wondering what to do.. cross country, and get better at running, or go for my soccer dreams again? or i was wondering if they'd let me join cross country (you dont need to try out fot it) if i dont make it into soccer.. though i'd miss the first practice for cross country which is the same day as soccer tryouts. ugh, i really wanna play a sport. and in winter i've been playing basketball for many years in recreation, but i dont think im that good enough for the school team. well i didnt try out last year cause i was in a diff club, but i dunno about that, since im also doing club volleyball (theres no school team) in the winter. along with that, i wanna do dance during the year and i cant do too much stuff in the fall, like if i dont make my school soccer team i can join club soccer for the first time, well if i make it hopefully, and i cant do cross country, dance, soccer, while maintaining good grades. ugh but i really wanna do it all. it sucks that i like so many sports but i have to give some up cause im either not good (im only really good at vball but the school team is in high school) or i dont have enough time or money for. what do you think i choose? im so confused and i have to hand my permission slip for school soccer or cross country in like 10 days. :( (link)
you an i are a lot alike i try out for soccer in 7 grade and didnt make this is what i did. i did wrestling to condition myelf for soccer then i found a soccer position that i worked best at. in 7 i try offense ran to slow didnt make it next tried goalie my other position i played in peewee soccer made starting goalie and our team was city champs moved on to 9 and now im on the verge of being a starter for the b team i havent beenscored on all season. but wrestling helped alot i was better condition an good out run anyone.


Hi, I'm about to play a grand final game for soccer next saturday and my coach wants me to play forward (attack).

How can i "get past the goalie"??

Any tips will be helpful!

Thanks in advance.

Kronix (link)
im a goalie and i help you out. the intimidate trick deos work on weaker goalies but to get past the elite goalie is to analyse everything they do like when they go to catch the ball how they dive their goalie position is the most important thing to analyse it will be easy to score if the goalie is out of position rather than in position. it is also important to know their reflexes, speed, and hieght. many goalie are good at different things lik im good at stopping breakaways but my diving sucks. little things like that can determine if you score


Im a sophmore and just started playing soccer this year. I'm not a starter and i really want to prove that I can play good. I want to play defense. The problem is I basically have no motivation to play hard, people such as my mom and sister are putting me down saying I cant do it. I almost want to quit, but I need advice on how to get myself motivated and focused and more energized. Any soccer advice would be appreciated. =] (link)
i dont exacly play as a defender but im am a goalie and people say the goalie is the captian of the defense. when our a defender you have to stay focused and listen to you goalie. whensome ap;proches you many like to try and kick the ballwhich is wrong instead you hold you your ground and dont let him get past you if he jukes you dont go after the ball without getting in the enemies way also dont be afraid to kick the ball out of play. also their is another captain of the defense the sweeper listen to the sweeper because without a doybt he is going to be the elite defender. finally protect the goal at all costs because if it gets by you the only thing standing in the way of a goal is a goalie. and dont listen to the other guy about the under classmen thing becuase its not true. its hard to be a beginner and starter b/c the others have more experince believe me. im a freshmen goalie and the only one not to be scored on and i dont start simply becuase the starter is a junior and more skilled than i am. believe my advice i promise it will help it helped others.




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