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Location: toronto
Member Since: September 28, 2006
Answers: 128
Last Update: June 20, 2007
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So im glad you find yourself so funny!! Your halarious. Sorry some poeple have serious questions and you go ahead and jerk around with them, if thats what you think is funny you need a new hobby. And if you really wanted to give people rude and obnoxious answers than adleast wait for them to ask them on your site not on the view questions part and then give them a smart ass answer. your probably just some little dumb girl that cant go anywhere in life so you have to be a bitch to people that actually need help. Grow up and get a life!! And plus if you were gonna do this why did you make an account in the first place. Asshole (link)
I tell people the truth, im not going to pretend. I'm honest, and obnoxious. But my answers are common sense - deal.


but you dont have to be like "well freckles have talons" maybe they didnt know. dumb ass. your not telling it how it is or telling the truth, your putting them down you. your a fucking low life. grow up. seriously i know i give better advice then you... since i acctaully on here am rated like 4.80 or something. jesus (link)
atleast i know what freckles are.
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your ways of answering questions are fucking retarded. grow up. seriously i am ashamed of you. (link)
i did grow up baby, i tell it like it is.
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16/F junior in High School

I'm usally good with guy advice, but I can't seem to figure this one out..

There is this boy I really like. Ok well I don't like him but I do. I love the feeling I get when I'm with him but when were not together we ever rarely talk, and my cell has a special ring for him when he calls/texts me and I get SO excited my stumoch drops. Though I don't want a boyfriend but I still want to hook up with him and everything I just dont know how I should feel about him. I have a CRUSH and I never ever crush or think anyones HOT and I think hes hot. If anything I think I'm only attractide to his looks, cause otherwise his personailty for girls..sucks..HE LOVES GIRLS..and I dont get jealous..but he makes me want to kill other girls. I just don't know what to do. ( a major factor might be the fact we had sex, hes the second person i did it with but i dont feel like that is a reason i think about him 25/7) I am honestly undecied about how i feel..and its freaking me out.. (link)
Grow up, and get over it.


are freckles harmless or are they a sign of sun damage? (link)
Of Course, freckles have large fangs and talons - Beware.


I just bought a tankini top (I have so much trouble finding one that fits but this one fit nicely and was cute so I had to get it) but the bottoms that went with it were pretty ugly lol. So I was wondering what would go with it if I just decided to mix and match with another bottom? There is a picture of it here:

http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/5042/...

The only thing I'm not really open to is something that is really revealing. I would appreciate your suggestions!

Thanks =] (link)
Buy something where you actually can find a top and a bottom.


16/f

How big of a chance do I have of getting pregnant considering I had sex the day before my expected period? Like, I had sex last night, but he didnt go but theres still pre-cum, but whats the chance of me being pregnant? I usually get my period between the 20-23 of every month, so far I haven't gotten it and I know I can't be pregnant that soon. So what are my chances? (link)
As your uterus, dont ask us.


i hate my stepmom. i kno hate is a strong word and well, my feelings are strong. she is sooo mean to me!! she doesnt like abuse me but the things she says really hurt. she always calls me fat (im 14 5'2 and 97 lbs.) and maybe thats fat but i dont think she needs to remind me of it every single day. i cant have friends over because she is sooo rude to everyone. i cant talk to my dad about it because he doesnt want to deal with it and i cant talk to her because she doesnt care. how can i ignore it? and pleaseeee dont say to talk to my dad. i really dont know what to do anymore.

thanks (link)
Simply, ignore her.


I have 6 straightners at home 3 of them are $200,$260 and $219 there all expensive but they dont work i straighten my hair then 2 minute laster it starts flicking everywhere and i hate it i put products and the same thing happens i tried no products and it still happened any advice ?
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You're spoiled, and your hair obviously dislikes being straight.


how do you make a myspace layout?

i found a website once, but i have since forgotten it.

its not very helpful when i try google or yahoo either.

please help? (link)
Maybe when you go on google you should actually type in what you need.


sorry i couldnt get the category.
ok so i consider myself punk/emo. and theirs this girl in my school she called me a poser! and i dont kow why. i listen to rock music, and i thought i had my sense of style. i really dont think i am a poser. she told me jsut cuz i dress that way doesnt amke a rocker.
so i am asking what makes people rockers? i listen to rock. heavy metal so i dont get it? what should i do like make up sheos and clothes. thanks. iwant to improve my style (link)
It's not your style, its about 500,000 people's style.
Be unoriginal.
Copy other fakes.


This is a bit random but is it ok to chew gum? I dont mean instead of a meal but between meals and etc.

Im wondering because since they're sugar-free they have sucralose (sp) and aspartame in them. I have heard both good and bad things about those sweetners. Is it ok for your health to chew 1-2 pieces a day (like Orbit), they wont make you gain weight or anything?

Thanks in advanced.

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It's called why dont you brush your teeth


Hey I am babysitting two boys age 10 and 7 all day. I need some activities and stuff that we can do because every time I babysit them we get pretty bored. they both like sports alot. If you have something creative to occupy the kids, that would be great. (link)
Monopoly.


okay, i have a wart on my foot and it hurts really really bad. i have an appt. with a dermatologist in a month to get it removed..it was the closest time they had. my question is..is there anything i can do with it to make it not so painful now? and how will they remove it?
thanks! (link)
Painfully.


14/f
There is this guy thats my friends friend, and we dont know each other very well. anyway, we met once before and my friend introduced us. then, when i was leaving, i went to say bye to my friend and the guy. but when i left he asked me what my name was. no big deal i told him again. then the second time i met him i was sitting outside with my friends. he comes up and sits really close to me, a little closer than shoulder to shoulder. i turn and look at him, and he asks me my name again. i got nervous cause he was just a few inches away from me, but i answered. was he trying to flirt with me or was he just being a jerk? (link)
He probably wants to be your friend.


Normally, i am a really outgoing and funny person. but whenever i get around the guy i like, i get really shy and nervous. i want him to like me back, and people are always saying to flirt and make him laugh. but i get afraid that i will say something stupid. how can i get over this? (link)
Don't be tacky, and be someone youre not.


I know that leggings and short denim skirts have been a trend and probably are still a trend for some people. I wear leggings whenever I wear a short skirt because they're just more comfortable. I don't have to worry about my skirt lifting up when I wear leggings. But... is this look still in style? I saw a whole bunch of people wearing it at my school and this year at my school, but ever since my friend said it looked tacky I've been noticing less people wearing it these days. I still wear it. I just don't want to look like an unfashionable weirdo. Is this look still "in" at your school? Tell me what you think. (link)
You're a follower, you worry what other people think.


First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
-- Mahatma Gandhi.

what does that mean? (link)
If you don't understand a quote, don't pretend to know it, or want to know it.


what's a good straightener that works really well? ****PLEASE**** do not say *CHI*, *SOLIA*, OR ANY STRAIGHTENER OVER $45. sorry if i'm sounding overly-dramatic, but i really have like no money and i need a straightener badly and never in my life will i spend more than 45 or 50 bucks, (not even 50) on a straightener. thanks so much! (link)
If it isn't over $45, you're cheap and your hair will look like crap. Live with that fact.


[NOTE: User is from India, so please don't make fun of their English]

hello i was masterbuting since past 3 years dut to this my penis is enlarged and my penis balls has dropped, and my ass has grown bigger and its very very paining, due to this i am unable to put my desired dresses and its very hackward view and i can't sit long time, so please give me a solution for this, I am asking this question from my deep heart. (link)
masterbating wont change anything in your body at all.
your penis enlarging and balls dropping is puberty. all boys/men go through this stage.
your ass maybe just an effect from your everyday life, i'd go see a doctor about it.




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