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Putting your question out there for people like me to answer does not give you the right to bitch at me if you don't like what I have to say. And for God's sake, am I the only one who is sickened and disgusted by all the thirteen-year old sluts asking questions about sex? I think I'm going to have to give up those kind of questions, it's all just too painful. So many children in that generation are turning out RIDICULOUSLY IDIOTIC.

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ok, yesterday at school my wallet was stolen. then today, some one said they found it in the park and gave it back to me, i looked and all my money is missing, but my photo id is still there. but i am afraid who ever took my money also wrote down my social security number. and now i am afraid of identity theft. what can i do? btw, i'm 17 if that helps any

You can notify any credit cards or your bank of this, and have them be alert for any suspicious purchases or withdrawals.

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18/f here-does anyone know a really good deoderant to use? Not for smell, but to greatly reduce sweating? I have to change my shirts all day because they keep getting wet, it's gross and embarassing. And if no one has found one off the shelf, is a prescription one expensive, do you have to see a doctor (no insurance) or just ask a pharmacist? Deoderants I've tried are secret platinum soft solid, and adidas smart technology. And botox would be too expensive (it's supposed to stop excessive sweating). thanks guys.

Hm... I use Lady Mitchum (it's antibacterial yay!) You might want to talk to a doctor if it's really horrible, but you might want to try someone with baking soda in it.

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My brother got in some mess with some people.They are the type that do drugs have gone through lost of shyt in life.Well my brother did something and they took it very personal and came down to our house and began yelling at the door.but we have a gate so he couldnt come in but he was real ruff he also came with his older brother; i guess thay wanted to fight.Well the younger one which is 17 busted out with im gonna kill you or something like that and that boy is known to have a dangerous background.im really scared i dont know what to do.im very confused my brother tells me not to worry but how am i not suppose to.plz help me!ive thought about calling the police but i dont think i can go through with it until that boy took some serious actions.

You can call the police and notify them that there have been threats made. If they come to your house again, you should call the police RIGHT AWAY.

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Hey!I was wondering if you can get colored contacts even if you don't need them because I only want to change the color of my eyes.Also, I would like to know if I would have to make an oppointment with an optomitrist(sorry about the spelling)before I get them?Thanks!

Yes. It's illegal to give the colored contacts without a prescription, because it will damage your eyes.

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If your a virgin (( girl )) then how can you get pregnant?

An Act of God

Two famous people born of virgin women are Buddha, and Jesus.

Otherwise, it's not happening.

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what is the best thing to put on cuts and sratches to make the marks go away? thanx

Neosporin.

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OK well, I have two friends. Recently one of my friends has been hanging out with another group who me and my other friend dont like. Well, My friend who is hanging out with the other group always acts like nothing is wrong, but it feels like she is drifting farther and farther away out of the friendship the three of us have. I want to ask here not to hang out with this other group. But how, and how can i do it w/o hurting her feelings? Well I'm looking forward to advice! Thanx in advanced.

You can't control who your friend is friends with. If it bothers you that much, talk to her about it and see if you guys can spend some more time together. But if you get possessive, then you'll just push her further away.

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This is like my third time askin a question bout my b.f but oh well we had a talk and for the week and weekend we werent goin to see each other b.c it was like a short break (but we didnt break up) Well its saturday and he hasnt called me since thursday. I mean i seen him in skool but now its the weekend and he hasnt called and i dont kno if its b.c he doesnt want to talk to me or b.c of the break we are taking. But i just called him and he wasnt there and im just thinkin of all kinda of places that he can be and im really upset.

...just dump the loser, girl. You can do better.

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i'm not trying to sound mean or anything...but i'm not 10...i'm 15...yeah it may sound werid but i didn't start using the shit till now cuz i was fucking scared...call me a lil pussy all u want but i'm jst letting you know!

LOL. Okay. ... Okay.

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okay there is this guy that i think is pretttty hot....ok REALLY hot, he liked me last year, but now theres only one problem, HE LIKES MY BESTFRIEND! HELPPP ME!

He sounds fickle. Start liking someone else.

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hey umm im up for an award for my highschool band and if i win i want to do something really funny and i know how alot of people say comedy should come from ur head but it doesnt hurt for a little help well yea i just want to make it memorable any ideas thanks alot ill rate good

LOL. Well, if you're Hispanic or Latin, you can say, "VIVA LA RAZA!!" when you accept your award. OR, you can do a Godzilla dance. Or, you can write a limerick about... stuff.

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a friend of mine wants her nose pierced... which side do you pierce if you r straight??!?!? she has her eyebrown pierced on the left... so wht does she do?!?!?!??!?!

How about the NO SIDE? WTF, there's a gay side and a straight side when it comes to piercing your nose? Why don't you just hook the piercing in that little bridge of flesh between your nostrils and have a bull-eqsue nosering, if you're going to do something immensely stupid anyways.

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ok i like kind of jst started wearing tampons...n the 1st couples time that i have changed it didn't hert...but know it's starting to her...i don't know wat but it is...i wear lights so it want hert so bad when i pull em out but it does....is the a reason y it herts

Maybe it's because you're only ten years old. You should wait a couple years to get used to your body and the way it works, before you start trying to use tampons again.

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i am suppose to be getting a clarinet for christmas, but i dont know which brand to ask for. Does anybody have any good brands?? Also, you could help me out by giving me some really good music sites to order music books and stuff. Thanks so much!!

Hmmm. Good question. Definitely DON'T get a Jean-Baptiste anything, or one of those First Act things. They are the SUCK. I use a Selmer, but that's just me. I'm not the best there is, but neither is my instrument. ^_^ Sam Ash has a lot of great stuff you can look at, if there's one near you.

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my girlfriend has posters on her wall of a bunch of celebrities that she thinks are "hot". She claims to me all the time that she doesnt check them out or think about them in any way but i think she is lying to me. I dont know what to do now. Is she lying to me about checking other guys out or what. She claims they are stupid little pictures, well if they are so stupid why are they up?

Are you insane, or just insanely possessive? The freakin' posters aren't going to make your girlfriend leave you, you ass. Your inability to handle a mature relationship is what's going to end it.

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Does anyone know what happened to BarbieGurl111111

.......I ATE IT.

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What are some good screenname Ideas?

-I love Avril Lavigne
-I LOVE LOVE LOVE orca whales
-I skateboard
-I'm a punk, tomboy type

Thanks, I rate really well

ShamuAvrilRoxxer
OrcaGrrrl
Sk8erWhale

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i used to like this guy now i dont like him any more but he likes me alot wut should i do?

Good question. If you can't break it to him on your own, just tell him that you're not interested anymore but can you still be friends? And he'll probably get annoyed because he thought you would be an easy lay and you weren't and all this time pretending to like you so that he could get lucky was in VAIN!!

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I'm 13 years old (turned 13 last month), and i've always been kinda flat chested. I just started growing a little, and it's kinda weird. are there supposed to be like little wrinkles or anything on the nipples... can someone tell me what to expect? thanks.
-needs help-

OMG lol. Honey, you've just hit puberty, congrats. Don't worry about being flat-chested until you're sixteen or seventeen, because by then you're really not going to be growing much. You've still got some growth spurts in you. But if you're curious to know how you'll turn out, did your female relatives have flat chests or big boobs? It doesn't count if they're fat or have implants, but you should be able to tell from pictures of them in their teens and twenties.

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okay there is this guy i have always had a crush on... he is friends w/ me but jus cause my best friend is his girlfriend.
hes always rude to me and has made me cry on several occasions. What do I do, and what should i tell my friend?

....WHAT? He sounds like an ass! And your best friend's man, as well! Ditch all thoughts of this pretentious moron and go for someone who ISN'T a jackass who hates you!

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