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Hi all well im babysitting 3 girls after xmas can anyone give me some ideas on how to keep them busy so its a bit easyer for me
roxie
ps ill rate any good ideas
have a great xmas everyone (link)
tie them all to a chair and throw things at them


I have been going out with my boyfriend for 3 years and I live with him now. Well, he wants a kid really bad and I told him no because I'm almost 20 and we both work at MAC. And, MAC doesn't really pay us good. And obviously, you need money to have a kid. I'm on BC and have been for like 8 months and somehow I lost my pills. I'm organized, and I dont misplace things hardly ever and I think my boyfriend stole them. I'm getting more pills tomorrow but I just KNOW my boyfriend stole them! He hasint talked to me in two days because I accused him of stealing them. Why does he want a freaking kid so bad!? I dont want to break up with him, its been 3 years and I dont want to throw our relationship away. But what can I say to him to get his mind off kids!!! (link)
tell him ur temporially sexually impaired


At night when I'm in bed, my jaw always clinches. It gets so bad to wear it even starts hurting and I can't help doing it. I've tried putting my tongue in between my teeth but I just end up biting my tongue.

It also happens during the day. But I just make sure I always have gum with me because it keeps my jaw from clinching.

Does anyone know of anything I could try that would help? Or should I go to my dentist?

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Tape your jaw shut


ok well i'm 15/f/ i'm dating this guy named Jesse and yesturday we were hanging out together and some chick named Stephanie text him saying I LOve you 2! and well i read it and i asked him what was that all about he tells me that this girl has a crush on him and thinks that he will go out wiht me and with her at the same time and well he told her that he would never cheeat on his girlfriend......what you all think? PLEASE HELP ME BECAUSE I"M CONFUSED (link)
serious...has he ever given u reason to doubt him? if he has, then be catious, if he hasnt stil be catious of the bitch but trust him


me and my boyfriend have been together for quite some time ((3 months)) and we have known each other since he was 15! he is 19 now & im 15... my parents think he is 16 and i hate lying to them but i love him and i want to be with him... how bad does this make me?? (link)
really bad because 3 months IS NOT quite some time you bimbo


well my sister is telling me that this one guy likes me and but he to shy to talk to me so he telling her wat to say so she can tell me and like i don't know if i should belive her and im to shy to ask him cause wat if its a lie wat should i do !!!!!!!!!!!! (link)
beat her up and torture her and make sure she tells the same story


Hi, I'm a girl, freshman, and I am 14.
I have been dating my boyfriend, who is 15, for about a month and three weeks. It was perfect at first and just went down. I don't know what happened. We went to the movies and had a great time, but it got worse and he stopped talking to me. I wondered what was wrong. My friends told me that he was a crack head and shouldn't go out with him, but I liked him so I didn't listen. We had tons of fun. I got tons of pictures with me and him together. I also have his sweater at home. But recently he has had a flirting problem and flirted with every girl in front of me. I got mad and sad and ended up getting my friends to talk to him for me. My friends said he was going to break up with me. I was so sad. Then they said he wanted to dump me because I'm too immature. My friend said he was cheating on me, but I wouldn't believe it. He also made me cry by joking around with me saying he would break up with me a few times and he told like a lot of people he made me cry at school.
Today my life ended and he dumped me. I ended up crying my heart out. After school I talked to him and asked why. He said I acted like a baby. I was sad. Then this girl came up and asked if he was coming to her house. I was shocked! I couldn't believe it. The next thing I knew they were walking around holding hands like lovers. I yelled FU at them, but I don't think they heard it. Then I was so pissed off. My bus came. I got on it. I was so mad and started yelling FU and flipping off everyone out of the bus window and started crying to death; thinking about that girl and the good times we had together. Then I saw him walking with the girl far away. I flipped them off, but they didn't see. After that I cried so much on the bus for about an hour and I seriously almost threw-up.
This is the worst day of my life. I can't stop thinking about him because I still love him so much. He was so nice and sweet. I don't think I will ever get over him. Can someone please just give advice how I can get over him because I don't think I ever will and just thinking about him makes me cry and feel like I'm about to get sick even more...
Thanks so much for the help....
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K, this is gonna be a serious one, I was with a guy for 10 1/2 months, that's way more than a month and 3 weeks. I understand how you feel tho. And it's gonna be hard getting over him, but just think about how bad he hurt you and all the things he did to upset you. he's not worth it. there are plenty of ugys out there way better than him, just try to not talk to him and just forget about him i know its hard, trust me when you spend almost a year with someone, its hard to not have EVERYTHING remind you of them, but yeah, it was only a 2 month thing, get over him, he doesnt deserve u anyway


Okay hey
well, I have this really big crush on my chorus teacher. and this isnt one of those eww god these ppl have problems kind of things so dont think that. But anyways. im 16 and he is 26. He is really really cute and he is just so sweet and funny, and REALLY flirtatious. A lot of my friends see that. I even tlak to this guy online and stuff. and he blocks EVERYONE unless they are on his buddylist, and he put me on it. Anyways... I think about him non stop. And if i have a problem, then he is always there to help me out with it and everything. and if i am faking a guy problem thing, then he is always there to help me out. A lot of my friends say that they seriously with no doubt in their minds, think that he likes me but he just wont say or do anything becasue of his job. And everyday it seems to get more and more serious about him. And now he's all telling me to stop hanging out with my friends and everything becase they are bad influences( he said this after i asked him to help me with singing lessons) and that felt like soemthing a bf would do. And i would do anything in the world for this guy and its really serious... What do i do?
-Shakenya (link)
Show up for singing lessons and start stripping during a song.


im 20 and a female, i very much want to open my own strip joint...what do you guys think...also what do you think i should do...give me suggestions about all little things like what do you guys like about going to them..(like what should i call it, what should i have inside?) thanks for taking the time
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Hire me! Hire me! Flamingo and Ostritch Strippers, on the job!


To try make a long story short, (I doubt that'll happen) I wanted to put one of my teachers on the show "What not to Wear", and another teacher & her sister (great people, I know the teacher well, and I've heard a lot about her sister) on either "A Makeover Story". or a show on lifetime, "Head 2 Toe". One of the teachers has terrible taste in fashion, and the other teacher heard what we wanted to do for the first one and told us about how her, her friend, and her sister have always tried to get on "A Makeover Story" and/or "Head 2 Toe". Well I was wondering, do any of those shows travel? We live in North Carolina, pretty close to Charlotte. So I was wondering what are some requirements, and where can I sign them up if it's possible, and are there any websites with information? Please help!!! Sorry it's long, I just wanted to put in some detail. (link)
Thats gay.


ok i went out with this kid and we were going out 4 about 7 mouths and i love him still but he has bin going out with another grl now for about 5 mouths and i still cant get over him and tomorrow his grl friend is planning on jumping me and i no i coyuld kick her ass cause i have done it b4 but i dont no how to get over him i have to see him everday because im on the wrestling team and so is he and he is the capin but i go moved up to his team cause i could beat everyone on the other team and i have to wrestle him and i dont no what to do HELP???? (link)
When you wrestle him, you know just touch his penis just sooorta. He'll get horny and you guys will have sex right there. He'll want you back and dump his gf.



ok so a couple years ago, i realllly liked this one guy, and it sucked cause he didnt like me back..
well i got over him & everything and two years later (now) i realized that im starting to like him all over again.. and i havent even really talked to him very much, but its like dejavu and im feeling all that stuff all over again
should i go with my heart and like him again or just try to avoid this?

thank you! (link)
Tell him you want to fuck him every day and every night. I bet then he'll want you.


does anyone know any ways to cover up cuts? (link)
paint


my boyfriend is always pressuring me to have sex. i'm not a virgin, which i told him, but i dont think i am ready to have sex with him. i mean we have been going out for 4 months, but i really dont think i am ready for that kind of commitment. the last and first guy i had sex with was my first love we had known each other since we were 3. me and him are still friends and my boyfriend always gets jealous of me talkin to him. he also cussed me out various times in person and on the phone. i really dont know what to do about this and i KNOW i cant ask my mom cuz she would go and cuss him out. 17/f/ga (link)
casterate him that way he wont have to have sex


My best friend and I have gotten really close in the past year or so. He is such a sweet heart and I love him to death. He treats me like a queen. Whenever I see him we always make out and stuff. We havent done more then that, but lately I have been like really horny and I just want to seee him and have sex with him. I dont kno what to do? I am always horny. It's practically as bad as a guy. Even if he and I dont have sex I just want to get closer because I am in love with him and I kno that he loves me. What should I do???


**Samantha** (link)
show up at his house in a raincoat...only a raincoat --thats a stupid idea.


there iis this kid at my school that likes me and we have a dance next friday and he is going to ask me and I like him to a whole lot but I have a boyfriend that I like a whole lot so I dont know what to do I mean its not like I can go with the other person becaseu I am going with my boyfriend (link)
uh...tell him you have a boyfriend...DUH


Alright well I'm rather skinny..I'm 5'1" and and I weigh about 90 lbs...I'm 14 years old. Well I have like really skinny thighs and I wish they were bigger. It's so hard finding pants that are tight around the leg and it makes me so mad. I always find pants that are tight on my butt because my butt is kinda big and it doesn't fit well with my skinny legs. Does anyone know what I should do to make my legs bigger or what pants I should buy. Most likely I'd like to know about making my thighs bigger. Thanks. (link)
eat a lot of twinkies


In my applied tech class my partner is driving me crazy! Not like a funny crazy but I have to tell myself not to kill her she is so annoying. She has some problems in school but she takes them out on me. She has to have it her way all the time. We are also making rockets and she thinks she is going to keep it just because she says so. My question is how do I stop her or make her shut up? Please help. Thank you. (link)
When her back is to you, take a pair of scissors and chop half her hair off...then if that doesn't work, right as she is sitting down, put your pencil in her seat, point up...that'll keep her from bothering you for awhile.


I am 13 and my brother is 17 and he hits me and I dont know what to do I love him and he cane be nice he just gets mad really mad some times I dont know what to do (link)
This is what you do. Be all nice nice to him and next time you're at the beach, ask him to go swimming with you. Oh yeah, before this, get fat...like really really fat to where he can't pick you up. Anyway, get him to go swimming and when he's not looking, jump on his back and push him underwater. That way he can't come up for air and he dies. No more getting hurt.




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