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i have been slowly getting sick and as of yesterday i woke up with a bad cold. I really need to be at school tomorow so I need some tips on how to recover quiker. Like what foods are good to eat and stuff. thanks! (link)
Ok, if you HAVE to go to school with a cold, I suggest using Nasal Spray- it worked magically with me when I poured it down my nose- felt horrible but cleared stuff up- eliminated mouth breathing, sinus headaches, constant need to blow my nose...

The stuff I got was generic brand from Rite Aid Or Safeway- over the counter stuff. With this, a lot of water, and healthy food, you can pwn your cold.


Anyone know any songs about a friend betraying you? Thanks. (link)
Coming Undone - Korn


i like really really funny, girly, heartwarming, romantic movies. can you give me some recommendations? btw im 13 years old, and i can watch anything up to rated R.. just as long as it isnt THAT bad, ya know. i love the parent trap cause it leaves a fuzzy feeling in me, i like.. dance movies, movies about kids my age.. not too old movies too. stuff like that.. (link)
But I'm A Cheerleader


when will the apocalypse take place? i heard that it will happen in feb. of 2027. that's in like, 20 years! is it true? (link)
no.

Aztec calender says something like 2012.

But it's not set in stone. Don't believe everything you read. They've been making apocalyptic predictions for AGES.

http://www.abhota.info/index.htm


how can i make euthanasia "visually appealing" when it is kinda a sad topic how can i decorate my poster to make it go wit the topic
anything creative would rele help! (link)
This made me giggle. I am officially a horrible person.

Try taking the euphemistic approach. Euphemistic euthanasia! Decorate with soft colors like powder blue or gold/orange.

Think of a retirement home commercial. There comes a time when everyone has to do it so it should be an enjoyable experience. Avoid pictures that show things that would make the viewer think about the actual process.


on the Harry Potter and the Prizioner of Azkaban video game for PS2, i am so stuck!!! im in a room and professor lupin asked me to find the spell book. the room has floor swithes and a box and lots of shelves. these little hints keep popping up saying" stand on the floor switches to activiate them." ive tried putting the box on one of the floor switches and putting 2 of the other characters on the other ones and having the other character run around the room. there is a door and i cant get it open. ive already tried looking up game cheats for it. please help me!!! (link)
http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/ps2/game/919436.html

you can find it in one of those FAQS. Press CTRL + F to find certain words.


I've had the same display name on my myspace for a really long time now. I want to change it. I want something clever.

Any creative ideas?

If it helps at all, my name is Liz. (link)
try lyrics from a song.


What do you do when your best friend is a lesbian?!?!?!?!



thanks in advance! (link)
MAEK SEXY TAIME, YAES!

no, I jest.

if they're gay, that's that. it's their choice and it's not harmful to their health. support them!



Hey. Well, I'm 13/f, and I weigh I think like 97 lbs, and I'm 5'1. I have a lot of extra weight on my stomach, butt, legs, and arms. I really would like to lose a lot of my weight by August, I'd like to be either 85-87 pounds, becuase I know I'm tall, but I want to be a flyer this year on my cheerleading squad, because I was 2 years ago, then I was a base, and I really want to fly again. I want to be so skinny, that I can fly, regardless of my height. Please help with any tips of exercise that will make me skinnier. Please help? I rate :]. (link)
dude, you're almost exactly my size, and I'm 15. you DON'T NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT. If you have concerns about yourself, try building up the good stuff- muscle. Diet? CHH! Dude, you don't even need it. If you're really that crazy try eating healthy stuff. These are changes that are healthier and can't hurt.

but you're not morbidly obese so calm down. in fact, you're really tiny for your age compared to some of the people I know. you need to grow some self assurance because you're- and I will repeat this- NOT FAT!!


Does anyone have any ideas on how to deal with Emetophobia?? Its a pretty gross phobia if u kno what it is. (link)
http://www.emetophobia.org/

there's a whole site on it!


what are some good like pop/rock/punk songs...like fall out boy, mayday parade, panic! at the disco, wolfmother....that kinda stuff.

14/f (link)
MIKA - Grace Kelly
Interpol - The Heinrich Maneuver
Fastball - The Way
Ladytron - Playgirl
Freezepop - Get Ready 2 Rokk
The Offspring - Why Don't You Get a Job?
The Offspring - Hit That
Plus 44 - When Your Heart Stops Beating
Third Eye Blind - Slow Motion
Third Eye Blind - Never Let You Go
The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
Oasis - Supersonic
Collective Soul - The World I Know


Does anyone know the song that's playing on the Orlando Disney/Florida commercial? orlandoinfo.com is the website the commercial gives. (link)
try posting some of the lyrics and google them with " (lyrics here) lyrics "


i need classic [[like the beegees, beatles time]] and recent songs that would go along a slideshow of baby pictures.



thank you. (link)
SWEET CHILD O' MINE D:

by... Aerosmith. Yeah, that's right.


there's this boy i like but im shy and he's shy so wat to do? (link)
Start by saying "Hi insertnamehere" when you pass him slowly in the halls in a friendly way and see if you can take it to casual chat.


im 13/f ok this is really embarresing for me to ask and i dont want you to think im a freak or anything, but ive been having these really weird dreams lately. they are about girls making out and having sex. i dont like girls, i like guys. what is wrong with me?? (link)
I think it comes down to the product of you being a hormone soaked (pre)teen. It doesn't have to mean anything- I'm sure you've had other weird dreams of a non-sexual nature and they don't mean anything either.

You may have even been horny or something and your mind thought "SEX!" and just projected the first thing that popped up.

(Q) Do you like girls?
(A) No.
Conclusion: You are straight.


Hi, im 14 years old and im 140 pounds and 5'6 i need to get in shape for graduation. Tips to lose weight and get in shape fast. Thanks (link)
also try biking around your town for a day as an excercise, it can be entertaining.


i heard a song but only a little clip of it on a flash game on newgrounds and in what i think is the chorus it goes "when you cry, do you close your eyes" and i dont know what it is sounds like all american rejects but i dont think it is (link)
sounds like Meriwether - B Quiet


Im going to buy someone a star in the sky but im not sure what to name it. I want it to be original, spiritual by some sort and not there own name. Any ideas? (link)
Bob.


I fall asleep and i dream of the most hotties men, you could imagin of what i do with them :D
But i wake up and think of my best friend who is a women. Why?
i want to have sex with a man, i want them to hold me, i want to make out with men and i love it when men look at me.
But why do i worry about my friend June? I care about her, want to hold her, and when she leans on me i want to cuddle with her.
I know i became bi
but she is the only women that i only has eyes for.i dont look at other women in a sexual way, i compear myself with them.
i dont get it?
(link)
so you're bi. sometimes it just takes a certain person. some people will stand out to you, just like with guys.

make sure you're not forcing anything on her, though. try talking about related issues and seeing how she reacts.


okay i was just wondering are two people with the same sign not meant to be together or is it more likely for them to be together? (link)
que ser-a ser-a. what will be will be.

zodiac is a GUIDE and not concrete. it's not about fate, it's about how it works out.




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