I am a 16 year-old who's gone through a lot and has a ton of lame screen names because I made them in the time frame of 4th-6th grade. I think I could help people. I don't know, I'll give it my best shot.
E-mail: Impecablepecs@gmail.com
Gender: Male
Location: Mechanicsville, VA
Occupation: Miscellaneous
Age: 16
AIM: Funeeac
Member Since: October 20, 2005
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what exsactly is Lip Service..i love a song thats called that but i dont know what it is?? thank you (link)
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Are you talking about Rick Johnson? Because if you are, than that is awesome. From that song, I think it's about how there doing nothing for him but talking a lot. I looked it up on wikipedia and they said, "Lip service is an idiom used to describe the situation in which someone complies with a certain obligation, or expectation, to the minimum possible extent. People paying lip service usually do so because they have no intention to comply any more than they are forced to, if at all."
I don't know, that doesn't make much sense to me. But I guess you might get something out of it. I hope I was at the least bit a little helpful.
-Andrew
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a male problem, at least with me
I find that when wearing pants my penis hangs a tad bit out and is very noticable thru my pants, it happens on arund 85% of my pants but not on my jeans, since i wear them extremly loosly
i think im more aware of this then anyone else, but is there a certain way just to make it appear a bit more natraul, rather then a line pressing up against my pants that is cleary visible and quite distracting. (link)
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Yeah, I've been there man. It's very embarassing. Most people don't notice and those who do are mostly not rude enough to say anything to you. But anywho, to your question. I don't know what kind of style to have, but the way I keep that covered is by covering it with my sweatshirt or a baggy t-shirt. Other than, all I can suggest is keeping yourself seated and cover that thing up with a magazine or just have your hands on your lap.
-Andrew(the best)
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So I recently met a boy. hes amazing. Im only 13, but Im having feelings for this guy that ive never had before. hes older and makes me feel like im PERFECT. I honestly couldn't be without him. How do you know if your IN LOVE or not? Im so confused these feelings are overwhelming. (link)
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Well, it depends a lot upon how old he is. But, for starters, you're not in love. I'm not saying it's impossible for a 13-year old to fall in love, I mean Juliet was only 12, but with the society we have today, you're definitely not in love. Sorry for that little tirade. From experience, it is not wise to date someone older than you, especially at 13. You're body is growing and you're hormones are blaring and you just get into things too fast. You need to be with someone you're age. That's just a suggestion. I know that what I am saying won't affect you too much, but be aware that the differences in age are much much BIGGER than you would guess.
-Andrew(the best)
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14/F
How do you ask out guys if you are a shy person??? (link)
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Being that you're shy, the best way would be indirectly. Right up a note. Don't profess your love with him or anything, just keep it simple. Tell him you like him. Don't do any cliches like "circle yes or no." If he feels the same way, he'll come up to you. This way, you don't have to actually ask him out, you'll get him to ask you out. You don't have to break your shy ways and get the balls to ask him out, you just got to start that little spark.
-Andrew
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hey my name is rachel and i have been having cyber sex online and i think iam addicted to it i've tried to stop but i can't I want to stop before my parents find out please help me. (link)
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I know exactly what you mean. They trick to not liking cybersex is to save the conversation and overanalyze how truly retarded and not hot everything said is. "I'm licking your tits" Seriously, look at that and say, that is retarded. I know this idea in itself is stupid, but the best way to drop something is to hate it and think every element of it is stupid. And don't just say it, convince yourself that you hate it. Don't give up masturbating or anything, but convince yourself that cybersex is stupid. Just try it out, ok?
oh and block all of your cybersex buddies.
-Andrew(the best)
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my grandpa died today but when my mom told me i didnt cry i dont know why i didnt.dont get me wrong i really loved my grandpa but i just didnt cry.and the weird thing is im a pretay emotional person i meen if someone even starts to yell at me i brake down in tears.so whats wrong with me?is this normal or do i have some sort of problem?i need advice!please and thankyou! (link)
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There's nothing wrong with you. People's emotions just take time to set in sometimes with really big things. Like maybe you don't feel it now. But one day you're gonna see a lemon tree and think of that time your grandpa pulled a lemon off a tree and threw it like a baseball. That's when it'll hit you. You'll be ok.
-Andrew(the best)
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okay i was thinking bout getting my tongue peirced sumtime in the next couple of months cuz i just really llike how they look. i heard that they turn guys off though like they dont like them. i also heard some guys do like them. okay so my question is do you guys like girls with tongue rings?
*GUYS ONLY*!!!! (link)
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I don't know, it depends on the guy I suppose. I find them a bit trashy, but I'd still date a girl with one. A lot of guys like them on girls though. They think it's hot. I don't know. Well I do know, but I don't want to sound all pervy.
-Andrew(the best)
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my best friend katelyn went out with sam and sam broke up with her to go out with me and she threatend to kill herself but she is over that now and going out with a 15 year old and is only 12 but i am afraid to tell her that me and him are going out she might never talk to me again for lying to her because i told her we were not going out! (link)
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I am not sure that I understand the details, but I get the gist. Tell her. Be honest. Don't be a bitch about it, just be honest. She won't kill herself. Seriously. Your friendship might end. There will be drama. Mad crazy drama, but at this point that is unavoidable. You are just gonna have to let life lives it's course. Honesty works out in the end.
-Andrew(the best)
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On May 17th, is a banquet, I have been waiting for this for quite awhile now. Ok the dress is a size 6, when I first bought it, it fit perfectly now, my stomach is a little pudgy, I NEED HELP FAST!. What can I do to make it go down. What should I help. Please help, it's in 2 weeks. Thank u,n 5's for anything useful. Please dont come at me with going to a gym because I cant get to one. Thanks again (link)
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Try running or jogging around the block. It does wonders.
-Andrew(the best)
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I like to act, but I forget my lines sometimes! But I am good at not breaking character and putting emotion into the plays! Should I? (link)
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Oh yeah man, totally. One Acts are a great place to start. If you suck, nobody really cares, and you'll probably had made some friends in drama stuff who can probably be there and help you get better and teach you some things they do to get better. And if you are good, you are set to be in more plays and stuff, because people know you are good. It's a win-win.
-Andrew(the best)
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Does anyone know what oregons like food is? please help! (link)
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Like, from playing the Oregon trail, all I know is buffalo and other wild life creatures. I imagine that they'd also eat some fish, being so close to the ocean and all, but I am just guessing, I don't suppose I am a reliable source.
-Andrew(the best)
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I really want to know a good BODY (not face or hair) wash or scrub or anything else that I can use in the shower and is just for if you want to feel clean and refreshed. not for like cracked or damaged skin. just anything that will smell nice or make my skin soft and clean. any good products? thanks! (link)
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Just guessing by your question that you are a girl. But axe body wash is amazing! Don't worry, it doesn't make you smell like axe spray or anything, but it just a really good body wash product. I love it, hehe.
-Andrew(the best)
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hey about at what age/grade are people until they get their first kiss?
and do you just like do a peck or actually french kiss, or do you open your mouth a little and sort of like suck on their lips or whatever lol.
please give me a lot of detail and I'll rate high!!! (link)
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You definitely need your first kiss by the time you are in 9th grade or you will forever be a loser. Just kidding, there is no set age/grade.
Well, if you've never kissed before, I suggest that you do start with pecks and as you and whoever get more intimate, you might want to move on to "frenching"!!!:-o
First off, with "frenching" you don't really suck on lips, your lips should like become like synchronized in movement, don't think about it, it'll just happen. And then tongue action will just be like tongue wrestling? I don't know if that's a proper way to put it, but haha, yeah, you'll learn quick. And if you tell the person that you've never kissed before, they'll probably help you out.
-Andrew(the best)
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14/f
I have this headache that is so bad that I end up crying. When I cry, that makes it worse. I know this sounds stubborn but I refuse to take medication. Does anyone have anything they do to get rid of headaches? Or at least make them feel slightly better? (link)
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if you don't take medication then you are probably mental cause mental people never take their meds........but if you start now then you might not be crazy in the future.......and it will probably help with the headaches
-NATHANIEL (FROM THE MENTAL INSTITUTE)
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I am really sorry about this, my friend wanted to answer a question, please be kind to him, he's a dumbass.
-Andrew(the best)
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okay, i need help now. like it's 2:30 a.m. were i live rigt now and i can NOT fall asleep, what are some good ways to try and fall asleep?
i rate 5's! (link)
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A good way is to lay down, turn off the lights and let the rythm of the night soothe you.
Aka, masturbate.
-Andrew(the best)
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ummm cann sum one help me im trying to get on myspace but it wont open up i keep getting this error: The page cannot be found
The page you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable.
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Please try the following:
If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly.
Open the myspace.com home page, and then look for links to the information you want.
Click the Back button to try another link.
Click Search to look for information on the Internet.
HTTP 400 - Bad Request
Internet Explorer
and all i put is www.myspace.com can someone plz help....
thank u
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There seriously is nothing you an do, but wait for your computer to stop being an asshole. Myspace is tons of fun, but it is super bugged.
-Andrew(the best)
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First of all, I am fifteen years old and will be getting my intermediate license in three months- therefore, I need to buy a car so that I won't have to ride the bus next year to school. In order to buy a car, I of course, need cash. The problem is- I can't find a job. Everywhere that I try to apply, the minimum age limit is sixteen. Does anyone have any ideas about what I could do for money? Please, no ideas including babysitting and cleaning- because I already do both of those. I would very much appreciate the advice, and I will give you a five for good advice. (link)
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Your best option is to work for either your parents or your Aunt Betsy. Anyone in the family, because you can work under 16 for those jobs and still have enough hours to actually get money.
If not there, try looking for jobs a little out of town, the usually hire at younger ages, but you need to get like a bunch of forms signed. If those don't exist where you live, try local businesses that are like mainstream or nationwide businesses. Even still, legally you can't get many hours a week, so, you won't be making much money.
Third option, wait until you're 16
-Andrew(the best)
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how come when you loose weight your boobs get smllaer? i know you have fat in your boobs but i've been loosing weight and noticing my boobs getting smaller and i don't want them to get too small! i used to have a larger B, now i think im getting a smaller size B. but i dont want them to get smaller! lol is there anything i can do?? how much smaller will they get if i loose like 5-10 more pounds? thanks ill rate 5s! (link)
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I don't know, I think you are going to make a decision of which you more prefer...
Loosing weight? or having boobs?
-Andrew(the best)
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ok so im 16/f and i have to make up a hip hop dance for my dance class and i dont know what songs to do! i already have loose control and hollaback girl but i need more ideas so my group can choose what song we want to do! please help! (link)
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Shake by Ying Yang Twins feat. Pitbull
Rompe by Daddy Yankee
Miss New Booty by Bubba Sparxxx
Grillz by Nelly
Streamline by Newton
Those are all good, but if you wanna go old school, which I am guessing you don't, go with
Double Dutch Bus by Frankie Smith
Hypnotize by Notorious BIG
-Andrew(the best)
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does anyone kno any inspirational songs?? like songs about miracles or some sort like that. if so thanks
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Love Inspirational Song:
"Making Love out of Nothing at All" by Air Supply
Badass Inspirational Song:
"Renegade" by Styx
Charitable Inpirational Song:
"Feed the World" by Band-Aid
Generally Pissed Off Inspirational Song:
"Army of Me" by Bjork
Coolest Inspirational Song:
"Human" by Carpark North
Religious Inspirational Song:
"Lord of the Dance" by 100 million sum Catholics areound the world
Inspirational Song That I Think You Might Be Looking For:
"Rolling on the River" by Tina Turner
-Andrew(the best)
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