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hahahaha was i on crack as a kid or what?

Anywayzzz -- Hey loveys. My name's Martha and I'm here to help you on pretty much anything. Ask and I'll do my very best to answer. I love giving advice and a lot of people say I am a beastly advice giver...so, ask away!

p.s. my screen name is x0mrm0x if you don't want to have your question open to everyone. Also, if you need advice from a guy my friend mark gives good advice...his link is under my favorite columnists.


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is there ne other way for a guy to pleasure himself other then jacking off??

um not that i know of ... lol sry for such a short answer





♥martha

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How do you increase the time of ejaculation, becomes when ever i jack off, i will ejaculate for about 10 seconds, but then stops.

umm i'm not exactly sure how/if you can -- but if you jack off, and cum real quickly -- does that mean that you orgasm that quick? if not, than i guess it doesn't matter because the goal is to have an orgasm right?


IM/inbox with anything else

hope i helped

♥martha

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how do you cum, i try to jack off, but nothing happens??

you're probably just not jerking off long enough. for some guys it takes longer to cum...just do it longer and you should cum...but if that doesn't work...inbox me again...

hope i helped.

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Have you ever used a dildo?

no i have not used a dildo...hope thats all you were looking for haha.

hope i helped.

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Do women behave the same way during orgasm? How do I know?

...well this question isn't very clear...but umm

do you mean 'do women behave the same as men during an orgasm?'. if thats what you meant-i don't really know, since i'm a girl, and i don't know what male orgasms are like, but i would think yes, basically the same behavior occurs...

and 'how do i know' erm, i don't get it really...if you mean 'how do i know when she is having an orgasm'...well, you'll just know.

inbox me if i'm wrong, and try to be more clear.

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should boys shave their pubic hairs

its very very very very very very very very very very very very very rare that guys do. they can, but like basically all guys don't.

hope i helped.

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OK i really need help...I really want to have sex and I don't know how to tell my boyfriend, I've already had sex before so it's no big deal or anything but how should I tell him? We have been going out for 9 months and I just can't wait any longer

please tell me what to do

P.S. we are 13 and where should we have it without our parents noticeing


I WILL rate 5's for no one who bitches to me about how young we are im just sooooo god damn horny all the time

just talk to him about it. tell him that you guys have been going out a while, and you think that you guys are ready for it. it would kind of depend on if he had sex before, though. if he has, he'll most likely agree (i mean cmon, you're his girlfriend and ... guys want sex). if he hasn't then he might be a little hesitant and nervous. but just talk to him and reassure him that things just happen naturally and that it'll be fine (or whatever else you gotta say) lol.

hope i helped.

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what dose it mean to ''give him a blow job''?

it means to perform oral sex on a guy...basically, suck his dick.
hope i helped.

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can you get a STD from male masterbation

nope, you cannot recieve an STD from just regular, plain old, jerking off.
hope i helped

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hi this may sound stupid but was is a dildo and vibrator used for?
thx

they're used to masterbation...a GIRL uses them.

hope i helped.

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well i m the oldest, so i dont know too much about stuff like sex and such, i dontl ike to ask my mom, and i sometimes dont like to ask my friends. so i have a ? for anyne to answer....
what is a "head"?
i keep reading stuff and they mention that! i just want to know! and dont laugh! and no smartass answers!

head is oral sex. 99% of the time its referring to a blow job...which is oral sex performed on a male. sometimes, but very rarely, its used to describe oral sex performed on a woman. but usually, (for a girl) you would say "eat out".
so, yeah, hope i helped.

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I don't understand what any of these things are. Head, pop a cherry, finger, "eat a girl out". I am not active but my mom is always talking about sex with my dad in little hints and I can't stand it without knowing. Can you help? You can also give me a site or something that tells you about it, if that is possible.

head=oral sex performed on a male
pop a cherry=having sex, fingering...basically penetrating the vagina so the hymen (a small layer of skin) is broken, or, popped
finger=inserting your fingers into a vagina
"eat a girl out"=oral sex performed on a female

if you need to know more about these things, gURL.com really helps. look around and you'll find "fast facts" which gives you explanations on lots of things...not just on sex.

hope i helped.

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can you eat up your own cum

only if you get it on your hands and then lick it...which i don't know why you would want to do that, but ok, whatever floats your boat.
hope i helped.

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i've been on depo-provera (the birth control needle) for over three years now. i keep hearing horror stories about serious side effects it can have in the future. if you have any information about depo-provera let me know because although i adore the needle, i'll switch back to the pill if the needle is too dangerous.

google it.

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i'm a girl should i shave my vagina? i mean is that what guys like?

guys like down under to be shaved or at least trimmed...jungle/bush=BADDD...tamed=good.
hope i helped.

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whats the difference between french kissing and making out

okay, french kissing is just...simply hooking up, kissing, swapping spit, whatever you wanna call it.
making out *is* french kissing, except...it's for an extended period of time, and usually, there's some feel-skiis going on (getting felt up...basically groping the other person)
hope i helped.

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ok so whats an orgasm?

The peak of sexual excitement, characterized by strong feelings of pleasure and by a series of involuntary contractions of the muscles of the genitals, usually accompanied by ejaculation or discharge.

^ haha yeah, dictionary.com bitchezzz.
hope i helped.

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people say "my hymn hasnt broken yet. i cant do certain things because it hasnt broken yet, like a guy cant finger me or i cant have sex"

what does that mean "it hasnt borken yet?"

...thats totally wrong. the way that your hymen gets broken is by having sex, getting fingered, using tampons, or even sometimes exercizing or stretching. just because you haven't broken it yet, doesn't mean that you CAN'T do anything...it might me a little painful though.
and when they say 'it hasn't broken yet' it just means that nothing as penetrated your vagina in order to break it.
hope i helped...and sorry if it was a little confusing.

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is orgy and orgasym the same thing?

thanks

nope. an orgy is sex with many people.
and an orgasm is the...sexual climax in a woman or man.
hope i helped.

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Me and my girlfriend, we are lesbians,and every night we like to get naked and pleasure each other, however, when i am licking her pussy and massaging her vagina with my tongue, i get her pubic hairs in my mouth. How can i tell her to shave her pubic hairs so i wont get them in my mouth when i massage her pussy with my tongue, and when i lick the inside of her pussy. Please help!!

ok sorry but you didn't have to be so graphically descriptive and repetative with the whole lesbain pleasuring events.
but i say you just tell her...she wouldn't want that to happen to her if she was doing that to you. she'll understand.
hope i helped.

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