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Howdy!
The name is Michelle .. im a funky Gemini ( june 20th if you want to buy me lots of presents ).Here is some random and unnessicary information about me!



I love Mikey!



Michelle is

1.)Favorite Lunchmeat- Turkey
2.)Favorite foreign country- Japan
3.)Most morbid fear- "E.T." the movie
4.)Least Favorite food(s)- Rice and Gyros
5.)Pepsi or Coke?- i dont really like pop.. especially brown pop
6.)Favorite Sesame Street character- the count.. he has the coolest voice
7.)My Dream Car- Mini Cooper convertible
8.) Allergies?- yes ma'am.. to kittys and dust.. oh and homework.
9.) My motto- Eat the chicken before the chicken eats you, dawg.
10.) If I could have superpowers they would be: to make everyone in the world think they are naked, when in actuality they arent
11.) i am strangely obsessed with glitter and shiny things...like a magpie!
12.) my favorite word is manifesto, yet im not quite sure what it means
13.) i just recently got a car; haven't named it yet. (open to suggestions!!)
14.) i hate people who lie or extremely un-outgoing.
15.)i am moving to chicago as soon as i graduate.
16.)i am made of metal and am superninja.. if you need the story then you must IM me
17.) i really want to see midget porno
18.)peanut butter is my favorite food
19.)i am an insomniac
20.)i have a bunny rabbit named tweek that i got from a carnival and a cockatiel that my mommy found at a gas station.


So there! Now you know me! ASKA ME QUESTIONZ!

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what does eating butt taste like?

i would assume... butt

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Heya there. Okay, well, I just lost my virginity, yesterday (I'm the one with the problem below called birth control) and now that I know for sure that there is a risk of be getting pregnant, I want to know what kind of test I should get. I'm 16, and I should know this because so many of my friends have gone through it, and I know I have to wait a couple of weeks, but I was wondering, what is the best brand of pregnancy tests and how much do they usually cost?

go see a doctor. drugstore bought pregnancy tests aren't as correct always as they claim to be. im not sure how much it costs, but i know if you find a place ( like a free clinic.. in illinois they have aunt martha's) they dont need parent authorization and its pretty cheap.

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how do i prevent the red razor bumps on my bikini line from coming when i shave? and how do i get a very close shave to where you cant even tell there is hair there? i want it all gone but everytime i shave it just turns red and gets razor burn.

you should wax instead. thats the only way to get all the hair out and keep it smooth for a while. it hurts and sometimes its kinda expensive, but its a hell of a lot better then shaving and razor burn. but if you still want to keep shaving, theres a cream you can get at drugstores called bikini zone that minimizes razor burn.

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I am a 15 year old female, and i have been having a lot of sex in the past two years. Im not pregnant but i havent had my period in 2 months i have been throwing up in the morning. Im not sure i dont want to tell my mom but i don't know what to do PLEASE HELP!

go see a doctor about a pregnancy test just to be safe.

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I'm 16 and i know im pregnant. Im starting to gain weight, my family has a good reputation,like no pregnancies below 20 i dont know how to tell my mom what should i do

she may start to become suspicious, so you should definently tell her before it is completely obvious that you are in fact pregnant. just be honest with her, but be prepared to be in trouble for not telling her sooner than this. all im saying is she is going to find out sooner or later, so sooner is better.

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I need help witht this riddle please try n figure it out fo me ok here it goes....... there is a ,man on trial and a man steps up to the stand and asks to speak, the judge says who are u the man says brother n sisters i have none but the father of this man is my fathers son, how is the man related to the criminal. $M$

he's the guys dad

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What is a dildo I have read soooooooooo many ? on here about them and I dont know what they are...

a dildo is a fake penis that is used.... well.. like a penis.

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sexiiKt -i just asked the sex q..what are red wings?

ewww... thats when a guy has sex with a girl thats on their period...

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what are some sudgestions to good kissing. i know how to kiss and all..but what makes boys crazy!?

-help

bite his lower lip.. not hard though.. i read in a magazine that there are nerve endings there that lead right to his penis, so i tried it on my boyfriend and it worked.. hehe..

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my boyfriend wants to have sex but I don't know if I'm ready what should I do?

dont let him pressure into it. when the right time comes, you will know. if you arent ready (and it sounds like you arent) then dont do it because you will regret it later.

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What is it like having sex for the first time?

i've heard it hurts like hell if you are a girl, and i heard its pretty short if you're a guy. lol

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hey.. a few ?'s im a lil slow wut does gettin a head mean..? and how exactly does some1 finger u..? and o ya wut r all the bases!? sry im so stupid! thnx

getting head is when someone sucks on someone else's penis. fingering is when someone inserts their fingers into another person's vagina and pretty much masturbates for them. the bases are:
1st: hand holding, hugging
2nd: Kissing
3rd: oral or hand job
Home: sex

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can a girl cum?

yes. ive heard its difficult for a girl to orgasm, but yeah, chicks can come. but if you mean ejaculate like a guy.. i dont think so.

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my mom won't let me get a thong...she's says im too young but she won't by one for me and i dun wanna get one behind her back...how do i convince her to let me have one?

do you absolutely NEED one right now? i went through a stage similar to that in like 7th grade where i wanted one se bad to be "cool" with my friends. turns out thongs are extremely uncomfortable and the straps show a lot and that looks trashy. and its not like you can get one behind her back, unless you do your own laundry. if you absolutely must have one, next time you are shopping with her, show her a MODEST one ( like no g-string see through little numbers) and tell her that you should get it so no panty lines show through your tight pants/skirt/shorts. if she says no, then lay off for a while. but thongs are very overrated.

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me n mi boyfriend have been tagether for almost a year now nd we've done everythin but have sex and well tanight he was fingering me nd that nd it got a little out of control nd ima virgin nd hez lyke well jus let dem meet nd i waz lyke k nd he did nd there wasnt a condom nd it wasnt long but im really afraid that i culd get pregnant i dunt no what happen lyke with him 'down there' but im so scared can i get pregnant from that it was only like a minute but idunno is there a possibility ? PLEASE HELP im way to young ta get pregnant im so scared

he probably didnt come, so i dont think you are pregnant. but next time you want to "let them meet" i suggest wearing a condom, because you never know when that will get " a little out of control" too.

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Hey im 13 and i think that is a good age to make out but my mopm dosnt ! what do i do! im ready she isnt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if you want to, then you should do it. its your body and your life, and its also your choice. you dont have to tell your mom everything, and its not like she is going to be sitting next to you, i bet. she probably just isnt ready for you to grow up just yet.

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i went to a party at the end of skool in the middle of june. i got drunk n was unconsious. i've been throwing up and noticed a little bulge below my belly button. could some guy have fucked me while i was unconsious?HELP PLZ!

thats a great possibility, sorry to say. you should definently buy a home pregnancy test or see a doctor right away!

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ok i know this sounds stupid..but i don't know what a hetrosexual is! can some please tell me?

thx

hetero means opposite in some old language. when put with "sexual" means that you like the opposite sex, as opposed to homosexual which means you like the same sex.

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I've been sexually active for about 6 monthes or so now, and I'm going to the gynocologist sometime this week. Will she be able to tell that I'm not a virgin? I'm only 16. Oh, and if she can find out, are they supposed to tell your parents? PLEASE, PLEASE HELP!

yes she will be able to tell if you arent a virgin. they dont have to tell your parents, but i think if they ask, the doctor has to tell them because you are a minor, but you'll have to check with your doctor.

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Hey umm im 15 and im preg. i need to know will i get my period?

if you're pregnant.. no.

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