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I have to have a science joke with it relating to the word "stable", as in stable elements. I searched on Google and I cannot find any jokes to do with stable elements. Do you guys have any suggestions or ideas? Thank you! (link)
u could try something about a horse and that kind of stable like a pun on words.
good luck
Kenzie


My brother is ten and does not have enough self confidence. He is shy around everybody expecially at school. In class he totally blanks out if a teacher asks him something. The worst thing about this is that his french teacher hates him. He comes home everyday saying that he has no friends yet everyday he is seen talking to someone comming out of the school building. My parents sent him to a psycologist and he (psycologist) made him answer questions for around three hours. The psycologist is not helping what so ever and I am the only one that actually understands my brother. What do I do? (link)
maybe try to include him when you and your friends hang out and if your friends have sibling around his age (like within 2 years) have your friends bring them and hang out
goo luck
karazi kenzee


my history teacher and i dont get on. i was quite a disruptive student in year 8 and 9. he used to teach geography which i cudnt do. he now teaches history. he always picks on me. if the class is noisy hel immediatly blame me. he sends me out for the slightest thing. like for saying im lost or i dont understand.its really getting me down. we just had a project to do and i tryed really hard and i only just got over half marks..what shall i do? cos the haed usually goes on the teachers side more than the students. (link)
Talk to the teacher privatly after class o rhave a friend around to vouch for you later on a day you don't understand something. Don't announce it in class. Say I didn't understand..... today.
Good luck
Karazi Kenzee


Hey. I'm going on Islands of Adventure (a theme park in Orlando, Florida) on Thursday on a field trip. I was wondering if someone will give me some advice about it.

For example, how much money should I bring?
Do I need a bathing suit?
Or a towel?
Are there any specific souvenirs I should buy?
Can I bring a camera?
What are some good rides?
What's the best ride?
How long is the average wait ride?
And some other information would be helpful.

Thanks. =) (link)
The avaerage wait is about an hour. Go on the dueling dragong thats the best and bring alot of money.
Have fun
Karazi Kenzee


Okay... I hate my life and everything right now. All my friends are in fights with eachother and me! And their is a nasty roomer going around my school that im not a virgen any more which i still am! And b/c of this roomer my 3 month boyfriend broke up with me. Im 13 by the way! So i dont know what to do! None of my friends will talk to me,eachother ugHHH! There are nasty roomers going around with them too. Everyone is making fun of me and my friends. Please Help Me! I Will Rate & Give Feed Back too =) (link)
Try to talk to your friends and explain to them that you ARE a virgin. Tell your ex this too. I hope this will help.

Karazi Kenzee


I'm 15/f and a freshman in highschool. Lately I've been having problems with my phys. ed. teacher. I'm not going to be around the bush about this, but he's an asshole. (excuse my language). He's always such a jerk to me about every little thing. A friend of mine had a shirt on that she changed into for PE that had a picture of George Bush Sr. and George Bush on it and it sayd Dumb and Dumber under their pictures. He had a fit about it and I was supporting her saying that she can have an opinion about whatever the heck she wants to. He basically said she's not allowed to have an opinion about it until she's 18. Then he proceeded to say how he can run his class the way he wants to and if I have a problem with it to take it up with the principal. Not only is he a jerk, but alot of the time he seems like one of those really creepy pedophile type people. He's always staring at me when we do stretches and stands behind me when we're doing toe- touches. We had to do jumping jacks this weird way and I'm not coordinated enough to do it so he asked me to stay after class about it. We were doing lay ups when we played basketball and I suck at any sport that involves a ball and he asked me to stay after class to work on it when there were about 5 other people that sucked 10 times worse than me but didn't ask them to stay after. What exactly should I do about this? I mean, he hasn't made "a move" on me so I can't really say much about that but what should I do? Sorry this was long! (link)
Maybe you could try telling him that you don't like it when he watches you so closly. and from what I know of thisteacher he'll pobably give you some more of his shit so just say there are kids doing alot worse than me and you don't have to pay attention to me all the time. so have a friend around to vouch for you. Good Luck
Karazi Kenzee


I was just worried because I try and try to do my work but I still fail, and now I might fail the hole year, what should I do? Can anyone help me? (link)
Maybe ask your teachers if they can give you extra credit. Go after school during your study halls and during lunch to get help. Maybe ask your parents to call like sullivan learning center or some body lie that. Good luck
Karazi Kenzee


i have a homework assignment...and its to create and draw a political cartoon...im have no idea on what i should draw!...any suggestions? (link)
Sounds like fun. If you don't have to do any thing spicific then do one n trench warfare. Te=rench warfare was so bad that people would shoot their arms or leg so they could go home. You could draw one of a man being taken away from the war to go home with a pained smile on his face. one of this mans arms or legs would be bleeding alot. So basically this man would rather have a hole in his leg or arm then be in the trenches.
Karazi kenzee


In high school, we get to choose which language we want to take- French or Spanish. I signed up for Spanish, but I'm having second thoughts. I like French a lot more, but I want to do what's best for me. Does anyone have any pros or cons for taking a certain language, or just general advice on what I should do? Thanks! (link)
Keep with the spanish. you started it now you should finish. Besides spanish is better.
Pros:Alot of ppl talk spanish and you can watch spanish programming. Which I think watching forign channels is interesting. I could be wrong but I think spanish will get you further in life. Most ppl learn to say #'s 1-10 befor like fifth grade any way.
karazi kenzee




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