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I'm extremely cynical, sarcastic, and apathetic. I doubt I'll take you serious.
I'm a deadbeat and probably have no future. I drive a stick shift, probably better than you.

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I'm 16, I wear a D36 cup and I'm 5'0. I have dark red hair and olive skin. I'm tired of hiding behind clothes that don't fit or flatter me in the correct places. Could someone put together a cute outfit [from the forever21 site] for me for an example or give me tips? Obviously I would like to stay modest with cleavage. I want to go shopping soon but I'm totally lost with style and correct colors.. My whole wardrobe needs to be revamped lol. Lots of answers would be appreciated.

Hey, if you got it, flaunt it.

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do they hurt? is it really painful when trying to sleep? i have both of my cartilages pierced [and gauaged.. one's 18 & one's 14], so compared to that?

nah they don't hurt that bad. It's just like getting a reguular cartridge peirced--only twice.
Usually they peirce the first hole, and then give you a break before the second.

but when I got mine done, the worst part was just getting your hair stuck in the bar/balls and stuff.

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how do i make a picture my caption on myspace??

go to your site where you upload a photo
tinypic makes the URL smaller so use that
use the one that's second down

& that should work.

it doesn't work because the URL is all too long,and myspace only allows it to be so many characters, so this minimizes it.

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What is your opinion on black hair?do you think it ia boring and ugly?

it honestly depends on your facial features

black hair will look goof IF
you have darker eyebrows
you have a darker skintone
your hair is straight/you straighten it
you know how to style it

black hair looks bad IF
you're super pale, it floods your face of colour
you have blonde hair/eyebrows
you just leave it down and a mess

I suggest adding another colour to it
& you have to know that once you dye your hair black, there's basically no turning back unless you pay a lot of money to have the colour lifted

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I have a question about what to wear with skirts. I am very new to this. I haven't worn a skirt by choice before. I was thinkin of wearing one to school for the first time, because my boyfriend has only seen me in pants since we have been dating haha (11 months) and i have decided to wear a skirt for him. My question now is what kind've shoes would you wear, like i find it weird to wear boots with a skirt or running shoes with a skirt, could ya help me out? Also any other advice for wearing skirts. Wow, im very embarassed... haha

I know if you don't really wear skirts, than I'm guessing you don't really wear highheels. But a pair of heels with just a tiny heel, would look great.
Flats are also something very adorable to wear with a skirt, and it even looks better if you wear just a pair of black legging/tights.

or you could wear flipflops, those look nice.

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I really want to get my cartiledge peirced. I've asked my mom about it and she said I could get it done, but it hurts like a mother for a long time. (Then again she did it herself when she was 17.) Which one do you think is better to use a shot gun (you can just get done with it), or a needle (this way you won't have all the pain at once, but it will take longer)? I know either way it will hurt but how much? My mom also told me a piece of your cartiledge comes out, is that true? If I do do it then I will go to a real place, not somewhere like Claire's.
Any help is appreciated!

Good choice on that tattoo parlor
needle-piercing is way better
half of the mess-ups with piercings come from the damn guns.

IT doesn't hurt that bad, but it also depends on your pain-tolerence, make sure to clean it (but not too much) and the pain goes away in about a week.

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how do i convince my mom to let me die my hair black . i have medium brown hair with old blonde messed up highlights. i don't like it casue it doesn't go with my style and one solid is what i like and dark.i have put hightlights in 3 times and dyed it before. i want to do it before school starts in 3 days

It took me a year to let my mom let me dye my hair black.
Eventually, I just came home one day with black hair. Once you dye your hair black, there's basically no lightening up untill it fades.

I also told my mom I'd inquire some blonde in my hair, so it looked "normal", you basically need to butter her up before you ask, like clean the house or give her a compliment.

And if she says no
rebel.

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ok so basically im thirteen new town new school i live in a apartment complex so i met a few kids already but now my best friend that i met here is moving [she was the only one on my team that i know]so basically im screwed but during the summer ive been all preppy i guess but the thing is i love emo gothic, & scene kids i love there style but its a new school and i dont want to seem all wierd is there anyway to incoporate preppy with emo gothic or scene? and i dont want a lecture about not listening to peoples comments and thoughts

Well, you're falling to the cliche of stereotypes and that's the first mistake.
"Emo" and "scene" kids do what THEY want.
The "popular kids" have a machine and a type to follow, with the constant worry of 'do I look okay?'

Just try on clothes, be yourself, and don't lable yourself, do what you want style-wise and clique-wise.

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i get really bad dark shadows under my eyes, no matter how much sleep i get, and i was wondering if anyone knew a really good, and easy to use coverup that i could use. [i'm not a big make-up person, so simple would be great]

anything that has worked for you personally would be appreciated, but if you just have an idea, or something someone you know has used. that'd be great too.

thanks

You know those jell-eyemask-things that are filled with water that you pop in your freezer and they get all cold?
Purchase one and wear it for a couple minutes at a time, it gets rid of bags easily.

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Hi i am 14 years old, male, and i have like medium long hair, its to my neck but its frizzy all the time and like i use shampo and conditioner, but i dont use the shampo every night i use it like every 2 nights. But it still gets frizzy is there a way to make it stop frizzing. like could i get it thinned and then layared then just use hair stuff for frizzy hair? please answer this i need help

I think you answered your own question.
Using Frizz-Ease, shampoos/conditioners that are meant to tame frizz and products in general meant to smooth the hair.
And yes, thinning/layering would mean you have less hair thuss you have less frizz.

Try shampooing your hair everyday, too.
just some advice.

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ok, I need some advice on here. but you please if you not gonna help or say something rude, don't post at all.

So i think Emo hair cuts are cute. so i was wondering if you could show me some. My hair is black and its a litle longer then shoulder. I have found sites, but i can never see the HAIR!!. So if you could show me some pictures that would be fantastic. Thank you!

the best advice I can give
is to get a myspace
& look around

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hey
i was wondering where you can buy soffee shorts at? (for girls or women) because i go to the mall and almost everyone is wearing them with the top part of the shorts flipped back so you can see Soffee on the tags.. thanks !

Atheletic stores
and I think Kohls.

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I hang out with preps, but I don't limit myself to HCO, A&F, AE, Aero, or prep styles. I have a few ideas for new sneakers, but I want your opinion of which one I should get. Also, I can't get anything over $70...
1. White adidas' (cute but kind of expensive)
2. Black or Turquoise Chucks (are they alrite to wear.. trend-wise?)
3. Cute athletic shoes (which ones are "cute"?)

Any comments, other suggestions, or anything else would be AWESOME!

Thanks so much!

Don't get chucks, that's kind of invasion.

Everyone loves adidas.
I see a lot of people wearing Pumas, too.

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hey, well im thinking about starting to wear eyeliner. so i have a few questions about it. the first one is when you apply eyeliner do you apply it on both the top and the bottom? what looks btter? another question i have is when you apply eyeliner do you apply it above or below your eyelashes. also what color eyeliner is best? black or brown? last thing is should i use liquid eyeliner or the regular kind? thanks in advance.

-caitt

You have to remember you didn't include style
So i'll tell you how I wear mine.
I use black and I put it on the inside of my eye and on the lashline, and I do it the whole bottom and then close my eye and go over the top and make them connect and both corners
and sometimes give myself that 'cat' eye, where you put a little eyeliner going diagonal towards your brow.

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i want a change in my life so i thought of changeing my style. Right now i wear like somewhat preppy clothes but i dont wear hollister and ambercrombie and fitch because i cant afford it because i would have to buy it with my own money and im 13. But i where the tight pants short shorts tight shirt kind of thing. and i want a new style. Maybe like vintage or classy, any ideas on looks, any websites and/or pictures. Thanx a ton.

if you're going to do vintage.
actually do vintage.
like thrifstore vintage.

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13 Female.
School starts in 10 day's, and I want to come back with a splash. I'm getting braces tomorrow (finally) my hair's grown and taken an adorable shape, and my boob's have gone from being a 34B to a 36C. I've done alot of shopping and my face has cleared up.

Now I want that personality to go with it. You know, friendly, outgoing, confident, cute, and flirty. I'm sick of being too loud, or too obnoxious. How do I tone myself done, to be the calmer, cooler, collected girl I am? Thanks!

I can't say this any other way but this.
just be yourself.
fxck them&what they think.

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does anyone know any cheep "artsie" clothing stores.. that mabye i could shop at online?

artsie?
I know I get a lot of my clothes from Salvation Army, or second hand stores in general.
that way it's unique and no one really has it.

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Ok I'm going to a party tomorrow and am being introduced to a guy. Any tips on what I should wear or how I should do my makeup/hair? I don't want to dress like a skank but I don't want to be too conservative either.
I have really long curly dark hair with red streaks (curly) but I can straighten it, really tanned skin, brown eyes, and a slighty curvy figure.
Thanks

guys don't really like it when you dress like, well
you're ready to dance in a burlesque show.
I'd go with that smoky look for makeup, eyeliner, you know
it's "big" now.
And you want your outfit to say that you spent a while on it, but you didn't spend too much time on it.
I'd stick with neutral colours,too.

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