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If it was God's plan to have Jesus die, rise again, etc. etc., why does everyone have an ax to grind with the Jews? And wasn't it Romans that killed Jesus?

Ok, Jewish people belive that Jesus wasnt the Messiah and are still waiting for him to come. Christians belive he was the Messiah and are waiting His second coming. And plus, God didnt want any of this to happen. He planned it to be a sinless world. So, basically its all Adam and Eves fault.

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Ermm.... I'm a 15 year old girl, and when I was 10 my grandma gave me this teddy bear for my birthday. It's very cute, with brownish fur, and little button eyes. And it has a green vest. I named it "Mr. Paddington". Lately, something weird has been happening. Whenever I've been around it I've felt... odd. As though I had a crush on it. Now I'm embaressed to change with it in the room, and at night when I imagine my first kiss, it's Mr. Paddington I imagine having it with. I've told my friends that I'm dating him, but they think I'm joking.... I'm afraid to tell anyone for real, because what if they took him away? I was just wondering if this is normal..... and if I'm allowed to someday marry my teddy bear?

before i ask i wonder if you really liked your grandma and than she died because that could be a reason but maybe that just might be the kind of guy you want quite and listens maybe but i dont know if its healthy

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Ok I was wondering if anyone had some very cute screenname ideas that I could use. Something that uses the words "bamm" or "Rad" or something really cute. I`m also a female so I hope that helps thanks ! =] I don`t want anything old that uses words like "eva" & words like that.

imsobammhot
bammimRad
bammbammPWNAGE

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Well, I was dying my hair black a few days ago, & the glove I was using had a hole where my ring finger is. I didn't notice & continued dying my hair.
Now, my finger nail is completely black, & no matter what I do it won't change color.

Is it permenantly like this?
What can I do to turn it back to the original color?

if your hair doesnt stay black ethier will your finger

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On one of my mySpace pictures, this guy wrote "Rawr! that's hot *tssss*" I don't get the "*tssss*" Is that supposed to be like a sexy cat noise, or does it mean "Rawr! That's hot---no"



supposed to be like a sizzling noise

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Iam looking at phones on ebay. And alot of them say SIM cards required or recommended but not included. What is a SIM card and if i buy one of these phones off ebay and it doesnt come with a SIM card is it worth really buying it for the amount they want?

The SIM card is basically the brains of the phone. Without it the phone is useless. I'm sure that a local supplier would have sonme in stock.

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I can't pronounce my "r"s. :( What can I do? My teeth, both top and bottom need braces. Does that have anything to do with my speech impediment? Is that even a speech impediment? My R's sound like W's. I am taking Spanish and there are "rr"'s which is hell for me.

you dont need your front teeth for r's you use the back of your throat but just get people to use r or get some one like a friend or your mom to just say r

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ok there used to be this movie on disney channel, i think it was wish upon a star or something ? idk, but anyway,it was about 2 sisters who wished they switched places and they did, etc.
well could someone tell me the name of it, and since its NEVER on tv anymore, can you rent it ?
thanks

i think it was called witchswitch i dont know if you could rent but maybe if you have netflix. plus thats the only movie i know where people switch other than freaky friday

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Hey I was just wondering if anybody knew if the hotle Grand Rios is fun! Ha ha Thanks everbody "D


Brittany Fisher

looks fun escape to the carribian and remeber its always 80 degrees and lots of slides big ones go to i dare you and if your not from around the twin cities im sorry for answering this question

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What is your favorite perfume? What perfumes do guys like best?

they all kinda smell the same to me cept the fruity kind

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13/m
I would like to dress up like something different this year. I have been...
A pirate
A hobo
a devil
an m&m
A clown
dracula
Grim reaper

Any1 got some Ideas that arent listed?

a ghost a lamp i did that once or an ice cube you could be a robber and steal all of there candy or an alien well them are pretty good in my mind

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i seem to be targetted by vandals at my home
whilst on holiday vandals climbed over an 8' gate and broke a window in my vehicle - police didn't bother to come out!

I have had missiles thrown down the drive hitting my rear door and garage

Banana skins dropped at the top of the drive

and an 8' cane thrown at the drive gates

this has been going on for some months now - I have never seen anyone to be able to identify them

not sure how to react - do i just ignore it and hope they get bored?
I am on my own and getting very restless about this I can't understand why i am being targetted

any suggestions would be gratefully received.

ok first get a video camera let them know that they are under sirvalence or else its illegal and catch the culprits or you could sit in front of your gate with a shot gun and kill them jk well hope i helped

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As dumb as this may sound, I didn't actually realize how horrible it is, when you eat chicken & hamburgers. I didn't actually understand the concept that for me to eat a hamburger, is for an innocent cow to just die. My friend sent me an e-mail with a video about fur trade in China, and how dogs & cats are skinned and killed everyday just for fur. But, it got me to thinking how horrible that actually is. I really have been thinking about it today, and I think just eating hamburgers & chicken is disgusting especially knowing that an animal died for that. I'm really considering turning into a vegetarian. Do you believe that this is a good enough reason to want to turn vegetarian? Thanks so much. ♥

ok you can go veggitarian but just remeber the cow never sees it coming and also think how many people die a day people dont protest that now do they well hope i helped

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Do guys find stretch marks unattractive?

yes it makes them look fat

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what are some pretty,and uncommon names? please dont say things like,jessica,jennifer,katherine,there pretty but they are all to common! thanks for the help! i rate to 5's :)

i like the names grace or josapihne audrianna yeah those are some good ones

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what are some funny/cheesey pick up lines?

my favorite is hey baby got a rasin well how bout a date?

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Does anyone have some good, out of the ordinary, kind of crazy ideas for what I could do with my boyfriend? I don't want the relationship to be based around physical aspects, I want to be able to do other things with him. We do already, but we're running out of ideas. I live on Lake Michigan, have a reasonable budget, (but nothing too big or expensive please), and really like to try new, random, and less usual things to do with a date. Any ideas? Oh yeah, I'm 16/f.

streaking its affordable or have an ice fight thats always fun yeah

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This is SO random..but how much champagne does it take a small 13 year old female to get drunk? Like number of glasses

like 2 females soak up acholhole a lot more than guys so ethier 2-3 glasses

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I currently live in London and may be moving to either Philadelphia in America or Melbourne in Australia. Iv'e been to Melbourne before but don't know what it would be like living there. What the would be schools like, e.c.t.
Iv'e never been to America and have no idea what its like there. Could anyone who lives in Philadelphia tell me what its like? Also, I'm really fit and thin at the moment, but Iv'e heard that in America its hard to get hold of healthy foods. I don't like this whole bribe thing, but I will rate high for any good answers.

First living in america is pretty fun. Philidelphia is a nice town with all the sites and history of america. School is ethier easy,fun,hard,or boring. we have a girl form england she fit in pretty fast. then where did you here that america it was hard to get good food? its actually easy you just have to get it.hoped i helped

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People always ask me what my name is... what should i tell them?

i just say my name is quincy but its really not gonna tell you but just make up a name to get a kick out of it but if someone tells what your name is just make a good name

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