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My names Sarah. Not pronouced the ~~regular Sarah~~, the ar is like aaar, pirate-talk. But most queers dont know that so they call me the regular Sarah anyways; so I answer to that too.

Ho'kay so, I'm a proud mother of two albino children. Hey calm down i'm just kidding. Anywaaaaaay, i'm in love with iced tea one time i was making out with it and i slowly undid its lid but then it grabbed my hand and said i was moving too fast so decided i'm gonna take things slow now. Actually what the hell am i talking about. I really don't like two faced people and fake bitches who makeout with their moms. I also don't like liars and people who think they're cute wearing shirts that say "100% hottie" or "100% devil and 2 % angel". I've never had sex because i just haven't found anyone really that special. Sorry that i'm not a loose bitch even though some may wish i was so they could just have another reason to talk shit about me. But hey once i've been with 9827375 guys you'll be the first to know. I eat a lot but then i make myself throw up because i think i'm a fat bitch. JUST LYING. I dress bad and i have no clothes, but i can make a mean bowl of mac and cheese. I'm not a lesbian and i don't like making out with girls. Um i've never made out with a guy, i guess you can call me drew barrymore. My mom gets pissed because i'm always riding in cars with boys. hahaha i just said that because i told you to call me drew. anyway im not funny. i need glasses and my armpits sweat sooooooooo much. its weird. even when its raining expect my armpits to be sweating. i but the truth is i was black in my first life. i sweaaar. no, but i was fat. i hate when people say something they think is funny so they repeat themselves like over and over till someone laughs and its like we heard you the first time. my moms never had her period and my dads never had sex. thats all.

If someone could descibe me Im more than positive that they'd say Im flicking hilarious, and craaazy. If I could pick only one thing to do for the rest of my life it is laugh. I love to talk. And I do it a lot. I can't stand silence, if were on the phone and it gets quiet I'll be making noises or singing or something. I love to laugh, make people laugh, and my an my girls are normally the life of the party. I'm one of those people you either love with all your heart, or you hate me.

I have my ears double pierced, and my nose pierced.

I love black guys.

I don't care what anyone thinks about me. If you like me grand, if you don't then fuck you.

I'm a retard. I do and say some pretty mental things sometimes, but that's ok, cause that's who I am.

Im a lil quiet when I first meet some people but once I talk to you for awhile I normally hav a lot to say.

Its hard for me to trust people, and to totally open up to people.

I think I'm a pretty awesome person.

I call things/people retarded, mental, mentally challanged, queer, gay, fags, things like that. Sometimes I use them as terms of enderment, sometimes I dont. Sometimes Ill say I hate you, I want to kill you, I am going to shoot you in the titty. I am just kidding. And if you have a problem with me saying these things, well hunny, its simple, grow the fuck up and learn to take a joke because there is a thing called the real world my dear, and when people there say these things to you theyre not going to be joking.

I tend to make people think I have no worries, and am I always happy; but inside most of the time I am not. I dont like to talk about my feelings, simply because, things bother me so much I cry. And I hate crying in front of people. But most times when I am with my friends they make me forget about my other issues, so then I am truly happy.I also tend to make people think I am so confident in myself, when truly, I am not. In some things I am, but I have doubts of people/my friends really liking me.

I laugh at stupid things.

Dont Blame Me. You Brought This Pain On Yourself

Yes, it is true. Im one of those people who laugh when the ketchup bottle is almost empty an you squeeze it an it makes a fart noise. Actually, I crack up, yes I make farting noises, yes I prank call people, yes I talk like a retard, yes my favorite word is penis, yes you might think I am immature for these things; but trust me Im not. Now youre probably thinking "WHAT, how is that possible?" Oh trust me my dear, it is it is, because me and my friends have pulled it off.

They Asked Me To Describe Myself And I Replied With "I Have Brown Hair, Green Eyes, Im A Girl Whos In Love With A Boy Who If You Asked Wouldnt Know What My Hair Color Is"

No, Im probably not like anyone you have ever met before.

E-mail: yupmygmasapimp@aol.com
Gender: Female
Location: Ohio
Occupation: Drama Student
Age: 15
Member Since: April 18, 2005
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Well i like this guy and ive liked him for ages, he says he likes me but his got a girlfriend. He always says his going to leave her and i fool for it. then when im not interested he will try it on. but i really like him i mean when im around him i feel me and him are meant to be i know it sounds stupid question but what should i do should i just move on and forget about him please help. _(link)

Tell him that if he really likes you then why does he have a girlfriend? And if hes just like "oh well I like her too, blah blah blah." then let him know that if he really did like you or his girlfriend then he wouldnt lead you both on like this. Let him know that he needs to decide between the two of you because its not fair for either of you. If he picks her then you need to get over him and Im telling you that if he ever does break up with this girl and comes runnning back to back to you DO NOT get with him because chances are that if hell lead you on like this when he has a girlfriend when you are his girlfriend hell lead you on.

So there is this guy i've been likeing for awhile now, and i know he knows i like him. But hes a ladies man and he flirts with all the girls we hang out with (oh by the way we hang out at the same place at school) anyways yesturday my friend was telling me that whenever he walks by me he looks at me like he want to start a coversation but doesnt know what to say so i text him on my phone (yesturday) and there is still no reply. I really like him and i really dont know what to do. I want to do something about it nut i dint want to sound desperate. Can someone give me ideas of what to do or explain to me if he is ever going to call or text me. Thanks _(link)

maybe next time he gives you a look give him a little smile, and if he smiles back thats a good sign. maybe he just doesnt have a lot of minutes and thats why he didnt text you back. i would text him again if he smiles back.

ok well my best friend set me up on a blind date with her boyfriends best friend. well we hugged and we cuddled in the movie and i gave him a hug at the end of the date and i thought everything was fine but his friends didnt think so and hes saying im prude because i didnt kiss him. should i have done more i mean i would have but i mean i didnt want to take it to far on a blind date and i always wanted the guy to make the move i was never to (btw i have never hadeout before)so i wasnt sure if it would go there i was worried i would mess up! please help! _(link)

You did the right thing. You did what you felt right. It doesnt matter if he thinks youre a prude or not, you should never do something you are not comfortable with. If this guy is calling you a prude because you didnt kiss him then he isnt a guy you want to be with anyways. If he was a nice guy who liked you for you he would go as slow as you want in the relationship.

Never think it's your fault for a guy not liking you. You do not have to change for anyone, one day you will meet a guy that likes you for you and not for how fast you do things with a guy.

ok...there is this guy i like n he likes me...i need 2 prove 2 him i like him...so im going 2 kiss him...what are different ways 2 pull someone in for a kiss so it will be aggresive but also romantic and sweet...i have thought of like...pulling him towards me by his shirt and then gently touching his cheek n softly kissing him. trust me that he wants me 2 be aggressive and romantic n sweet...all i want advice on are as many different ways u can come up with 2 pull him in for a kiss...thanx luv yaz bye _(link)

A guy did this to me once and I thought it was cute and also sexy. Pull him over and put your around him and just like be talking to him and all of a sudden just put your hand on his cheek turn his head towards yours and kiss him.

Okay, you've probably heard this question being asked a million times, but I honestly need to know what to do. So there's this guy I like, who we'll call "D" ... and he knows I like him and everything (I'm positive of this too) and consequently, in the past few weeks, my friend "Lissa" has grown a liking for as well. He knows she likes him too. And I'm like really tight with his best friend "Anthony" and D tells Anthony that he doesnt like Lissa, yet he's all over her. And it's not like it's only me and Lissa that like him, a lot of girls do. But I just hate the fact that he can be up against Lissa and flirt with her n have his hands on her hips and everything and lead her on like that, RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. I mean - I know this sounds selfish but, I like him and he knows that. I'm not saying he shouldn't be with other girls, cause if he doesn't like me, there's not much I can do about that... but if he claims he doesn't like her and he's just 'bored' then why does he do that? What should I do? How do I get him to be all over me? =/ _(link)

Well a guy like this is probably not a good guy to attract anyways. Trust me, Ive had plenty guys like this and you just get your heart broken.

Hey,
My friend *Chrissy* and has been lying to her parents about her boyfriend *Jack*. See Chrissy is 12 and gonna be 13 in December. So when i was at Chrissy's house she told her cousin that she had a boyfriend and they were making out. Chrissy trusted her cousin so she didnt feel like her cousin was gonna tell. Of course her cousin told her parents and her parents had a fit, not because she was seeing someone, but because she's been making out with Jack. So they told her to stop kissing or she cant go out with Jack. I just recently talked to Chrissy and she said that she's gonna complain to her shrink about it cause kissing is a normal thing in life, it's just her parents think she's too young to date. She's fed up on being called little and young so she has been lying to her parents and making out with Jack all she wants. Should i stop Chrissy? or should i encourage Chrissy to tell her shrink to tell her parents that she needs to learn her own lessons in life? But the hard part is Chrissy wont listen if people tell her no in this situation cause she REALLY loves Jack- nothing could keep them apart. What should i do for Chrissy?! help!!

*Jill* _(link)

You should encourage Chrissy to talk to her shrink, its a normal thing for girls to date and kiss. I used to have the same problem with my parents until I talked to my shrink about it and she explained to them that its normal blah blah blah and now Im allowed to do these things. Most definatly tell her to tell her shrink.

14/ f..ok to start out i've been with the guy for a little over a month. im really talkative but i still chock up cuz sometimes im not sure he really likes me. he has a hard time expressing himself and he has a phone-phobia. is it wrong for the girl to call everytime. i dont call everyday but i feel like im being pushy since i was the one that asked him out. what your view? thanx. _(link)

Well hun, he did say yes to going out with you so that is a good sign that he does like you. Maybe he is just nervious, or shy. Give him some time, keep talking a lot and ask him questions or talk about topics that get him talking too. Good luck.

Well everytime i go some where like walking around my neighbor hood or driving in my car all these guys stop and look at me! its really starting to make me mad. I was walking home from school and this guy stopped and asked me my name and stuff. and just today a car full of guys stopped and asked me to come over to them its really gettin on my nerves. i dont dress slutty or any thing i just wear jeans a a big shirt or shorts and a long shirt. how do i get them to stop! _(link)

You cant really do anything, hun. Thats one of the curses of being pretty. Ive had guys actually video tape me walking down the street. Guys are going to be pervs, you cant stop them from that. Maybe flick them off or something.

I am attracted to guys but there are these two women i am too. One is my moms friend who is 42 and her daughter who is 17. I like them a lot like more than friends and im only 13. After i stop liking these two girls i dont think i will like any others. After thse two im back to guys 100%. Am i bi? _(link)

When I was going from about 5th-8th grade I thought I was bi and I would always pretty much just check out girls; but could never picture myself doing anything with a girl. My friends have told me they went through the exact same thing too. Its normal to look at a girls butt or boobs or body cause youre just scooping out your competition and of course its a part of your body your eyes are going to go to it. This might just be a phase you're going through, but you could be bi. Just give it some time.

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