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my name is SHELBY

but you can call me boo

im a caretaker

i knock on wood alot

i can make you smile

im getting braces soon

i like capri sun & zebra cakez!

i still count with my fingers

i will watch Sex And The City with you

i will thumb wrestle you in public

and i will make cute faces at you in the rear view mirror

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everyone remember the movie "the hot chick" where ROB SHNIDER gets put into RACHEL MCADAMS body. they kinda switch places. the guys a big loser and the girls like the most popular girl in school?

yeah..
well the popular girl and her bestfriend had a handshake and does anyone know the "lyrics" to it?

I love that movie.
Boys are cheats and liars, there such a big disgrace they will tell you anything to get to second baseball baseball he thinks hes gonna score,if you let him go all the way then you are a horticultre studies flowers, geoligists studies rocks,the only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put his cocaroaches beetles butterflies and bugs, nothing makes him happier then a giant pair of jugglers and and acrobats a dancing bear named chuck all guys really want to do is forget it no such luck.

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(Rating: 5) thank you tons!!

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