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for pirates of the carribean, keira knightley said they had to paint on cleavage cuz her boobs were so small. well, im not really 'busty' or anything, so does anybody know HOW to painton cleavage??

Im just gonna be honest. Its not realistic at all. It took Keira Knighley a professional, loads of tools, lots of money, and lots of time. And most likely if you look at her upclose in person it wont be as convincing.

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(Rating: 3) i asked how to. you didnt need tot ell mehow not to

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