tasuki's advice column

I am curious as to what people think are million dollar ideas, how would you make a million dollars? Perhaps you have an idea that you could make a lot of money because people need it because of a really big lack or? I really am interested in anyones "BIG" ideas. i rate high for good ideas, and it can be anything but please explain what is so good about it and why you think it would make a lot of money.

I take everybody who actually believes in these ridiculous "get rich quick" schemes, tell them that they can win a million dollars if they get into our rocket (they have to pay a fee, and naturally there is a fee FOR the fee), lock them inside, and send it to the sun. It's killing two birds with one stone, you see, because now I'm rich and all the stupid people are gone.

That, or I'd become a televangelist. If people think that God is telling you to tell them to give you money, they will be all to eager to do his bidding.

EDIT: Don't waste your pity on me. Laugh.

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(Rating: 2) i dont know whether to laugh or or feel sorry for you

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