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hey guys, I'm Stacy. I've been missing for a while... a really long while. but I'm back, and a lot wiser(: don't be shy, I love helping people. feel free to ask me something- anything. paz.
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hello. My namne is Icabob. Dont laugh. Please, well i have a problem. My penis is very tiny. It is only and inch and a milimeter, yes i measured it. I hate this. Also I'm qualified a nerd in my school. Do you think it is because i am caption of the pencil sharpening club, the chess club, the MSP club (mega small penis), and the TP club (teachers pet.). This made me so angry one day i went out and went to the circus. There i had to much of a beverage and needed to use the facilities. Then while doing my "business" a midget named Alfie came in. He saw my "SP" and laughed, and whipped out his. It was gimungus!! Then i got so full of anger and rage and i accidentally stepped on Alfie and he had to get rushed to the hospital for scull and penis damage. Also he had spinebiphita and his back gave out and fell down and rolled down a 20 story hill. So miss je_taime_tant1 what shall i do? For everything, my small penis, my nerd-ness, and the midget? Help please! oh and bye the way, im gay im co-captain of the rainbow club too! So any way please help me!
Icabob
L-M-A-O. Okay, well I just had to laugh. Okay, okay, okay. First of all, if you want to maybe boost your popularity, get the fuck outta those clubs. Mega Small Penis club? Are you proud of your microscopic penis (well if you are then feel free to stay in the club)? Appearantly, it makes you feel bad. As for the midget, it's okay. Don't feel bad about that. It's happened alllll the time. Everyone has done it a couple times in their life time. I know I have. Hell, it's hard no to. You know, you see one of them, you're just like, "Dayam, I gotta step on that shit!". LMAO.. a 20-story hill? That's some serious shit. Don't feel bad, I'm sure he'll get bettter.
Hope I helped (yo)
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