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Okay this is pretty unlike me and I know I'm gonna sound retarded, but this weekend me and a few of my buddys are going to the mall and they're are always reeeeeaaallll fine girls there and even though I'm not a bad looking dude (shallow?) I always never have any courage to approach them, any suggestions? I would be mucho greatful =) (link)
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Most girls---scratch that, ALL girls---hate pickups. You won't get a single girl like that. And if you do, it will be for the wrong reason. You shouldn't get a girl because she's hot! Looks don't matter! It's their personality, and if the feeling is true. I would never try to get a girl for looks. Even if they don't look so great, I wouldn't find any random girl because I need a girlfriend. Only ones I have feelings for.
You're still here, aren't you? Why? Ah well, you're not going to go away until you either get pickup lines or see my downfall on Advicenators. I reccomend going to goodquotes.com, it has a lot of pickup lines. They're completely dreadful, which makes them work so well. They make the girl laugh. You'll be pictured as a funny guy. Girls like funny guys. It has things like, you take out a screw that you conveniently placed in your pocket, hold it out to the girl, and say, "Wanna screw?" That one's my favorite.
Also do a google search for "cheesy sleazy pick-up guy" it's really funny, he says all these sleazy pickup lines (he even has his own theme song!) and you get to like slap him or something.
Google! Why didn't I think of it before? Ferngully recently created a guide to using google.com in hopes that there would be less questions like these. I guess it's not working eh? Hope I helped!
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