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Hey i'm Elizabeth... im just like any other teenager. I will try my best to answer your questions!

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i love my dog to death but she can really piss me off. it then pisses my whole family off. but my dog hurts my majorly like she scratches me, ruins my hw, etc! wut can i do to calm her down?

cut her toe nails! GOSH! lol

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I have a boyfriend and hes nice but when we go to the movies like with him me and my friends he doesnt talk to them or at least say hi all he does in concentrate on me and my friends absolutely hate him for that. whenever i mention his name my friends will be like eww i hate him so much or they will tell every 1 that hes gay! Yah i think it is mean to not talk to my friends cause they are my best friends but hes not there for my friends hes there for me! But i dnt noe how to make my friends understand and to make them like him. Thanks

he sounds like a jerk... my bf kids around with my friends all the time and they kid back... but you could talk to your bf and say you know what these are my best friends... it would be nice if you would give them attention too!

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tried to help
!LIZ!

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Well Its always been my dream to make a cd and have it in stores and like all that stuff! well I have gotten this offer and I can get this thing its like a record deal.. you make a cd and everything and it goes in stores ALL over the world.. but its just to see how many people will like you.. and id make about $7,000.. which is like nothing.. but if alot of people got my cd.. Id get an actualy record deal and more money.. so my question is.. Should I go for that or should I just make a demo and send it to a bunch of record lables and then try to get signed by a big record lable?

please and thanks
maddie

you should go to like a nearby mall and give it to random people... and say hey this is for you... its not much but i was curious if people would like this stuff... if you ever have to time please listen to it... and please come back with results... and like give them an email thats yours..

tried to help...

xoxo

!LIZ!

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do any experienced high school cheerleaders know what`s typically required for " football cheering " tryouts =] i don`t have a back handspring

forget cheerleading!! LOL colorguard is the best

how would i know...lol im in it and they arent snobby... cheerleaders wont be nice to you during tryouts...

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I just made a CD for my boyfriend and I was wondering if there is any label programs for Mac computers out there. Labels as in you can create it on te computer and print it off and stick it on your CD. If you don't know if they're compatible with Macs, just give me it and I will check it out.

oh dude... you could also just get a spinny thing and start coloring the cd...lol

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well i need some advice because i've been wearin a thong for about a year now and i've kept it a secret from mi mom but yesterday she found 1 ov them and she didnt really care and wen she asked if it waz mine i said it was my friends. and my problem is i really don't wanna tell her tha truth... :( ( sould i stop wearin them??) i don't know wat 2 do if she brings up tha subject again? thanx ur advice would mean a lot to me....

LOL! Aww... thongs arent much of a big deal.. i told my mom and shes like...ummm... i guess you can wear them... for some pants you kinda have to... but dont have your pants low... bc then you would look like a skank and guys would think you look like a skank..lol


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!LIZ!

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im on the phone w/ my bf, wut do we talk about? im not usually like this! but idk! HELP

lol calm down... just start thinking of stuff and talk to the dude... he luvs ya!

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Im getting a new puppy and its a full blood pit bull. Shes solid white and her right ear is black and some of her neck but other then that shes snowy white. Im having trouble finding a name.

If u have any suggestions id love to hear them!

go on google and type in names for dogs...lol

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how do you determine if a car is a sports car or not?? im lookin for cars but my parents said i couldn't get a sports car for insurance reasons or whatever but every car i like they say its a sports car! is it by how much horsepower it has? and if so how much does a sports car have?

AAAH! Maybe you could look for "used" sports cars bc their cheaper... my brother has a "used" car and believe me... dont worry with the "used" part at all bc if you like crash... maybe you wouldnt feel to guiltly about it... but im just trying to help...


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!LIZ!

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so it's july 4, and we're not even going to watch fireworks! (am i the only one here?) and i don't have anything to do today! and it'll be so boring, any suggestions on what to do on a boring day?

Omg one yr this happened to me and it SUCKED!!! Nah its ok just watch fireworks on tv... talk to ppl on aim..such as me Sum41bizzyd504... read... walk... go annoy neighbors...LOL thats always fun..haha
oh dude theres a million things to do..
hehe

ttyl

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i've had my period for about a year and a half now. i've tried using tampons but every time i do it hurts soooooooooo bad!! i can barely even get the tip in and i know i'm putting it in the right hole. i need tips on how to put tampons in because i want to use them not stupid pads. (

aww dont be scared!!

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awhile back i gave my boyfriend head, and i only did it once, but im deathly afraid i have an std. i dont want to tell my parents anything. he told me he didnt cum but im scared. i go to bed crying often because of it. do i have an std?
thanks.

YES YOU DO!!! lol jk idk dont be scared umm... go ask a doctor...

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im going to dump this guy today. i cant get him on the phone tho. he isnt online, so i dont know what to do. tonight i have a date with another guy but i dont like cheating so i wanted to dump the other guy first. please help!

OMG! MEANY!! LOL jk aww... umm try to email him... try to get a hold with one of his friends... and tell him the bad news and maybe he could tell him..sounds kinda harsh... but hey what can i say im just trying to help...


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Hey. Well, I was wondering where do people get those pins that they put on their bags because I want some. Also, I would like to know if they are expensive or not...how much do they cost? Thanks!

what pins? lol

Hot topic? those bottom thingas...?! LOL be more specific hun...


!LIZ!

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Okay, so I`m going out with this guy and I reallllllly like him. But the only problem is, he uses drugs and alcohol a L0T. I`m totally against this.. I have seen families torn apart and people`s lives ruined because of alcohol/drug use.. I would never do anything like this, and he knows that, and he`s okay with that.. But I don`t want him to hurt himself. And I really don`t like the fact that he does.. I know that I can`t change him.. What should I do ?

threat him... tell him... you know what our relationship isnt going to work when you do any of this...



just trying to help please rate

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hey, i'm 13/f and weigh 95.. Ive been wanting to lose weight because im really skinny but my theighs and butt are really big. So I started not eating wendy's/mcdonalds/burger king/soda/desserts.. I've been doing that for about a month and I havent lost any weight, so I started exercising daily after every meal. I did that for about 2 weeks.. and still, I didnt lose any weight. Should I just go back to eating everything I normally would because eating healthy isnt doing anything and exercising isnt doing anything and I want to keep my metabolism high! what do I do?

O-m-g you dont need to loose anything!!

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I really like this guy, John. I talk to him all the time on the phone but I don't get to see him that often because he lives 30 minutes away. Well he knows that I like him, and he tells me that he likes me too, but he constantly is telling me about all these girls that he hooks up with. He knows it gets me jealous because i've told him but he continues to do it. How can I stop being so jealous???? I really want him to like me, I feel like i'm being played ... Please help!

See him!!! Make him jealous!! LOL


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latley i have been in a very bad mood. people have just been annoying me and doing things that make me mad latley - what can i do about this? i am not depressed at all - i have fun and i guess it's just when i'm alone i think about a bunch of underlying stuff. what is a way i can not think about all of this?

well take your mind off of things. Maybe you just need some alone time. Take a break from all that ppl. You could read, ride a bike,watch tv..etc. Try to be nice to people and expect them for who they are. Just trying to help..


!LIZ!

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I got really mad and wrote this e-mail to my study skills teacher. In the e-mail I wrote stuff like how much I hate her, and how I'm so glad i'm not taking her class next year! But by accident I pressed the forward key and it was in my mom's name so like she already had the address up. At first I didnt know what happend. But then I checked the Out Box and it was in there! Which means that it got sent!!!!! And now i'm freaking out!!! WHAT DO I DO! IS THERE ANYWAY TO GET THE LETTER BACK!???

Well first of all thats not very nice your writing a hate letter to your teacher. You should write another email under your moms name and say your sorry to her...

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I have long blonde hair and i usually just wear my hair down or in a messy bun. but over the summer, i wanna try something different. are there any hair style suggestions that you guys could give me?
thanks! ill rate good!

braid your hair
straight it
crimp it
pig tails
ponytail

http://www.long-hair-style.com/contents/complete52.php

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