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i heard, from a friend on myspace, that there is a virus spreading on xanga. i dont know if its true or not, but i'd like to know. it could be just myspace people who want more people to be fully myspace people, and no xangas. but im not completely sure. does anyone know?
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It's probably a lie. Just don't click on any weird links.


ok there is this guy that i like but he is like 2 years younger than me cause im 15 and he is 13 and i dont know if i should go out with him cause it would be kinda weird cause we go to separt schools and the age difference so should i give him a change anyway ?? (link)
You should wait till you can drive.


how do i get a picture in my column that is greater than 15k? help me please!
thanks ♥ (link)
Shrink it or make it a lower quality. Both are do-able in photoshop. Photobucket also has some resizing tools.


I have kind of an odd question. My friend told me that if you listen to Stairway to Heaven backwards, its satanic messages. I was skeptical and my parents told me it wasnt true. I had so many nightmares that night, thinking about what it sounded like, that when I woke up this morning, I turned on my computer and tried to find any and every piece of info I could about "backmasking" or listening to songs in reverse to hear satanic messages. I was really scared, but interested. It was all I thought about the WHOLE day, and Im not even kidding. Im afraid because I cant get the song Stairway to Heaven backwards which is "Oh My sweet Satan" and things like that out of my head! what do i do?! And also, is it REAL? Please somebody give me more information about backmasking. Ive looked up every google site on it. But, I want someone to give it to me in their own words. I will give everyone a 5 who has a good answer! (link)
Its true, but mostly done as a joke. It also occurs on a Queen song except the message sounds like it's promoting marajuana. The stairway to heaven thing is on www.albinoblacksheep.com I can't remember where the Queen one is.


is there a way to get rid of sites you've been to on that little bar thingy where you type the web site b/c mines really big like it has a lot of listings. do the oldest sites go away automatically? (link)
1.go to tools
2.go to internet options
3.set your history to record 0 days
4.click the clear history button
5. go to temporary internet files and click settings
6.set this to 1mb
7.go back
8.delete the files
9.click apply

hope this helps


Heyy. I have tons of friends at school, I know practically everyone, and that is a ton of kids, 4 grades. (Highschool) In school people always talk to me, ask me to hangout and such, etc. But then we get to Winter Break, and I am bored out of my mind. All Thanksgiving break I called ppl to hang out, and my mom would have to drive because I had invited them. (Only a Sophmore) Anyway, I'm tired of inviting people. I want to be pursued, hah. If so many ppl ask me to hangout in school, why don't they take the time to call me? Why do I have to call everyone first? It annoys me so much, I just gaaah can't stand it. Maybe help me figure out a way to make this stop happening to me. Thanks. (link)
Maybe you should find some friends, real friends, not the people who want to be around you to make themselves popular. Those people are the ones who you have the most fun with anyway.


i have a laptop and i have aim and when ever i leave an away up and close my laptop not shut it down but put the top down it signs me off aim does anyone know how to fix it so my away stays out ill give all 5's (link)
Most laptops go into hibernate when they are closed to conserver battery power. If it bothers you, lock your comp instead of closing the lid. Hold the windows key and hit L to lock. It's helpful to have a password so no one can come and mess with it though.


okay i just downloaded mall tycoon from limewire and its all in a zip file but and its virus free so how to get it installed so i can play it? its just downloaded into my comp not on a disk! (link)
You have to unzip it using a program like winRAR or winZip. I would use winRAR because it opens both zip and rar files. To intall Tycoon, open winrar or winzip and select the zip file in said program. It should tell you what all is in the file, click on the setup icon and it should work.


I am confused. I am a Christian, and I am trying to figure out, well, what "kind" of Christian to be, like a Catholic, Baptist, etc etc.

My question is, what religion are you, Christian-wise (I have nothing against other religions, I promise!), and why? What are some of your beliefs? Thanks! (link)
I personally am a baptist, out of all the denominations I think that it is the most biblically based. Meaning that there is much less interpretation on man's part. The word of God is the word of God and should be taken literally unless it doesnt make sense in which case, look for the meaning in the text.


i think thats what it is called..what is agnostic? (link)
its when you believe in a higher power but it is impossible to know what it is.


Would any one here mind helping me out.? i need someone that has photoshop that knows how to use it farely well i guess i have these 2 pictures i want blended together. If you can help tonight be awesome lol. leave a comment saying you will and ill give you my screenname (link)
I think I know what you're talking about.


ok i made a picture account on picture trail b/c my photobucket would not let me upload two really big pictures and well i get emails that say how many times my pic has been viewed this week so one of them has been viewed 203 times in 3 weeks!! ANd no one has the site! I mean no one i know has it becasue i never gave it anyone... so i realized that picturetrail is not private but then i wnet to go see how ppl find my pictures and i cant fuirgure it out... how do ppl find my pictures if they dont know my user name? (link)
Its the internet, these things happen.


hey,

Well i like this boy at my skool and he likes me to he is 6th grade and i am 8th. I wanna ask him out but both of his parents are skool teachers at the same skool we go to. But my bro. asked my crush's mom and she said "yeah as long as he does great on his game" so what should i do. (link)
In my opinion you're both too young to date. Start dating when you can drive, it makes things sooooo much easier and less embarassing. Voice of experience.


i'm just asking. ok, i'm new here. browsing thru some of the questions, i couldn't help noticing that some of the questions were made by 13-to-17-years-old people. is this a webpage for teenagers or just for everyone?need a little help here.. (link)
I think that they post in greater quantities because everything is a tradgedy when you're that age. ^_^


I LOVE music but i need something new to listen to what are some good bands??

i like mostly rock and altenative music.

5's for anything. (link)
Flogging Molly
System of a Down

If you feel like branching out a bit try
Loreena Mckinnet
Hypnotica
Dj Irene


Well I'm a 16 year old girl.


I usually have a huge appetite and I would eat enough for about two or three people my age but for the last month I have had no appetite at all. My friends think I'm going anorexic but I'm not. I want to eat like I used to but I'm never hungry. It has been 5 weeks since I lost my appaetite and I see no signs of it coming back soon. My friends and I are getting worried because I have now lost almost 7 pounds and I was originally at the healthy weight of 124. I don't know what to do. I talked to my counselor and she told me to go to the docotr but I just went to the docotr about three weeks ago because my throat was looking really bad and hurting. She also told me to eat healthy when I do eat and for the most part I do. When I eat I usually eat like a few bites of a sandwich or a small amount of pasta or a piece of fruit. I just don't know what to do. My friends think I might be developing an eating disorder but I don't think so. (link)
Well, when you don't eat your stomach shrinks so you dont have to eat as much to fill full. Try eating normal sized portions and get you stomach back to normal size.


what are some exercises that you can do that will help you become more flexible so that you can do the splits? thanks! (link)
yoga


my parents dont let me on the computer anymore so ive decided to buy a laptop so i can get my school work done.. but its takin awhile for me to find one so i want to get a pda or palm piolet .. does anyone know anything about them? or have any suggestions? can i download AIM on them? (link)
My advice would be to save for a laptop. But if you have to get pda look at cassiopia, theyre pretty good. as for aim, i dont know.


does anyone know an exercise for ur butt? and theighs? lol it sounds funny but im serious (link)
Dance Dance Revolution


My iPod is connected to my computer and my computer recognizes that its connected, but it wont show up in iTunes. What do i do?? Please help soon!! (link)
I would uninstall then reinstall, make sure you have quick time, because itunes won't work without it.




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