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I have been going out with my boyfriend for quite some time now. I met his parents last weekend and they invited me for lunch on Sunday. I would love to go and all but I don't know what to talk about to make sure they like me.

Suggestions? Thanks so much!

smile a lot and answer all their questions with a smile and a pleasant voice. i dont think theyd like it very much if their son's girlfriend was a depressed-ish girl.

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hey I'm trying to make my hair wavy, because right now it's just straight, and it's about 1 and a half inches below my shoulders. are there anyways that you could do it in just a couple of mins? WITHOUT a perm? i tried scrunching my hair but it wouldn't work! ughh my hair's so frustrating! maybe i'm not scrunching my hair right or something, so could you tell me really specifically how to scrunch my hair?
i rate high!

buy curling shampoo. since your hair is so straight it wont curl, only wavy. good luck

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what is ceramic iron.. i just only know it has to do with a hair straightener

its a straightener with ceramic instead of metal so it strengthens your hair, no damage.

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im really sad..i feel like im not noticed by ANY of my friends..it seems like the dont like me...but i know they do..how can i be noticed more..in a good way? i dont want all the attension..just not too little either!!

be louder and talk more. im guessing that will help because im a little shy and none of my friends notice me but i know they love me. im like the black sheep in the flock. take it from someone who feels the same

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i CANT STAND my older sister. Shes a junior in highschool, im a freshman. she is always making fun of me for no reason at all, and always telling me what to do. So, im always mean back to her. I dont wanna be mean to her, but i cant control myself, she thinks shes so smart. She gets straight A's, drives her own car, has lots of friends, .. so she thinks shes wicked cool. I cant stand it, i really cant. Like, sometimes i just go completely insane. I have a bad temper, as im typing this now im just shaking, i feel like im gunna explode. WHAT SHOULD I DO

ignore her. are you from boston because people from boston say wicked. lol. just wondering.

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Since I had to stop my all-star cheer squad last Dec. I`ve put on a few pounds. I eat 3 small but healthy meals a day, I do 200 crunches in the morning and night and I only drink about one soda a weekend. I still can't seem to lose that last inch or the last couple of pounds off my stomach.

.. anyone got any tips to lose em faster?

you dont need to lose anymore hun. you might become anorexic. you can start jogging. that always helps. good luck

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Ok...i go to school and i feel like a geek...im not really one but i just fell like it.Like i look at all the popular girls and i wanna be like them..how do i?? does anyone know??? I used to have a lot of friends that went to my school but they moved.

Ill rate high if you help me!!

wear expensive clothes, lots of make up and straighten your hair every day. flirt with any guy you want. any one. thats what the popular girls do. but why be popular? they suck!

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ok im 14 and i was curious to see what it was like to smoke a ciggaret. And so i tried one and my parents found out, now they dont trust me to be home alonr cause they think i will try it again and i told them that i didnt like it and it wont happen again. plus alot of my friends do it so i wanted to see what was so cool about it. What should I do??? i rate high...

dont smoke. you tried it. jsut dont. unless you dont enjoy breathing. then go ahead, smoke.

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I have no clue what to be for halloween. I can't go out and buy a costume, but i MAY be able to go and buy some acsessories. I have A LOT of makeup to work with. Please help me.

you should be a flapper. maybe if your mom or someone you know has plain black slip you can sew some lace on it as trim. since you can buy excessories you could but long gloves and a feather bowa. and you can wear a head band with a feather in it. curl you hair all around and wear bright rep lipstick with gloss and black eyeliner with blue eyeshadow. good luck

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my ex boyfriends birthday is next week,and even though we are not together we are still friends i kind of want to get something but i dont know if i should what should i do?

dont give him anything hes your ex. but if you really want to give him money

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Ok my dad put these frikin parental controls all over my my computer. I can't even go on myspace. I am so pissed. I just want to hack into them and unlock everything. Wgat should I do??

go to xanga.

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Quick! How do you say "to climb" in Spanish???

theres a website that can help you out. its called http://ets.freetranslation.com/. to climb-para subir

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We have a dance committee at our school. These 2 girls were on the committee last year so theyre all "oh im controllin everyone cuz I know what I'M doin" and the two girls are trying to kick me, my cousin, and 4 other girls. The other girls are even their friends! its rediculous. The have something against me and cousin cousin because my cousin hates one of them and one time the other girls brother almost ran me over and then i told the girlabout it and she flipped out on me saying she wouldnt of cared if I got ran over. What can I do so me and my other friends and my cousin dont get kicked out? other people from the committee want THEM kicked out.
*****and, do you think it's wrong theyre trying to kick us out for dumb reasons like that?

get the dance committee to sign a petition to kick them out.

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Hey.
Alittle over a month ago, I lost a friend to suicide.
It was terrible when I first found out, because I mean, I was talking to him the day before he did that.
He told me everything, and I tried to do everything to help. Could I have done more?
Its not really my fault, right?
-Erin

there is nothing you can do, there was never anything you could have done. suicide was his decision. if you tried to talk him out of it and told someone thats the most you could do.

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hey everyone my harvest moon dance is coming up! its kind of like a homecoming but you see i need a dress.. and most people wear a short dress .. like a fancy coctail dress. well does anyone know where to get a really cute one? or like some websites to look at them? oh and whats 'in' for dresses? i was thinking like either a light pink and gold one or a brown and gold one .. is that like too cheesy? thanks everyone! xO!

you could get a plain black dress and then add something to spice it up like a flower pin and get your nails done to match. and some sexy, strappy colorful shoes.

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Okay, my bf, Kyler and I have been going out for a month...if he doesn't get certain grade on his grades, his mom is gonna make him break up with me....I think that is kinda lame, so that is like a strike against him...I mean..we could be friends with benefits....but I don't know...I think that if we ever did break up, that we would be friends, and I MIGHT go out with my friends cousin Will...I don't know yet...it's just all really hard....I mean to me this is awesome, because Kyler actually likes me back and all...and I feel really good with him....but....I don't know....it's like his parents are too protective and they need to let go of their little boy, because he ain't little no more....They don't really let him do anything with me except talk on the phone....and I really need help on what to do..I mean all my friends want me to dump Kyler, but I don't want to!!!

go out with him secretley if they make him break up with you. and if you feel really good with him then stay with him. dont go out with will.

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any1 know how to take of acrlyric nails easily?>????i mean their reealy stuck on there i cant pop them off it feels like my real nail is going to pull off

dont take them off they dont come off. get them re-done at a nail salon and tell them you dont want acrylic nails this time

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hey..where can i buy wonka bars? the willy wonka chocolate? ... (besides dylans candy bar dont live close to it) thanks

myspace sucks. use xanga. comment me at RiA_rOcKs_YoUr_SoCkS

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umm i was told over the summer that my cholesteral level is 237/170. im 13. is that high for someone my age? (im a girl, just in case u need to kno)

go to the doctor. they'll test it and tell you if its high or low. it doesnt hurt the arm band thing hurts more than the needle. good luck

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My sound isn't working on my computer and It hasn't since last night, what could be wrong?

is your speaker on?

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