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Last Update: December 25, 2006
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can you have sex while your pregnent?(serious question, no smart answers please.) all fives. (link)
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I saw this on a movie once...
UP TO THE SECOND TRIMESTER!
Love,
The Waffler
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Hey Guys! I'm 13 years old and I want to put semi-permanent pink hair dye in my hair. but the thing is, i have no clue what brands are good and which are crappy. i want it to last 2 or 3 weeks so does anyone know any good brands? thanx so much! -isn'tlifegreat? (I RATE!)
P.S. - I want it to be really bright pink! (link)
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I don't think bright pink is sold in ordinary stores...You might need to try hot topic or some thang like that
For the quality
Price=Quality
Quality=$$$
2+2=4
for the brand
Anything in hot topic=good brand
but remember
quality=brand
...I think
Love,
The Waffler
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hey!
so i like this guy at school and he always stares at me and im scared of talking to him. i have no clue on what to do. help me mr. advice giver.
oh yah.. and i also like this one other guy, and i talk 2 him most of the time and he always makes me laugh. he just makes me feel so great. i want to be with him but i dont know how to tell him that.
help me!
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Well, if some guy stares at you, he's probibly a stalker. Watch any movie on Lifetime that has a guy. Those commies always talk bad about guys. If you're scared of talking to him, then why talk to him? He can go stare at some other chick! This other dude sounds much sexier than the first. If he makes you laugh, he probibly makes you crap your pants with extitement, which is a good thing. If you want to tell him you like him, there's only one way to do it. Rub his nipples eroticly while looking at someone else. That will add mystery to the situation, and mystery leads to erotic-ness. Which is a good thing.
Love,
The Waffler
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HI my name is christine. So my boyfriend "personaly financed" me and now im late for "school". What should i do? (link)
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Ok Ellen, your puns are getting worse every time. Buy a damn condom.
Don't Love,
The Waffler
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alright so i have this friend named ben. ben is dating this girl named jenny. me and ben havent been known each other for too long, but we both feel like we've become the best of friends. well, jenny is starting to really really hate me cause she thinks im trying to steal ben away cause im always hanging out with him and walking with him and stuff. i kinda understand how she feels but i dont wanna lose benny because of her. should i just lay off of ben for a while? or tell jenny to get lost? (link)
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Tell her to get lost! Why should you have to stop talking to Ben because she's insecure about their relationship? If she really thinks that someone can come between them, then how great is their relationship to begin with? Eather that or she's on the rag.
Love,
The Waffler
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The other day i went to a haunted house. but, before i went with my friends ernie and roy. we went ot a bar and drank alotta budlight. I didn't think anything of it until when we go tinto the haunted houses i peed my pants and all over myself. My friends ernie and roy won't quit making fun of me and laughing at me. What should i do? (link)
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There was one movie with Adam Sandler that made peeing in your pants cool. Something about going back and doing school all over again. It's all bullcrap except that one scene where he pees in his pants. I think it was Billy Madison. Show them that movie and then laugh at them for NOT peeing in their pants. Plus you can laugh at them because their names are Earnie and Roy.
Love,
The Waffler
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Hi i will choose to remain nameless. But my boyfriend wants to plant my garden and i refuse to take his seeds. Should i break it off or just kill him? (link)
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Well, first of all, this nameless stuff is bullcrap! You could at least humor me with a 'my name is Roy' or some crap like that. You mention an interesting approach in your question. You ask if you should just break it off. When it's broken off, it's never fully broken off. He'l just come back 'next summer' and offer his seeds again. I've also heard that radiation doens't kill sperm for more than a few days, so that's out of the question. However, if you hit him with a nuke, that radiation tends to kill someone. Use that approach when possible. You can also hire someone to kill him.
Love,
The Waffler
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Hi my name is Mark and i am 17. My boyfriend Tony wants to step it up a notch in our relationship. I dont really want to though. What should i do? (link)
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Unless Tony stands for Tony-lina or Tony-Xena, I don't want to know about it. You shouldn't want to step it up a notch, because we all know gay marrage is banned in most states now. Under penalty of death. You could always chop off his wang so you can't have hot, steamy butt sex. That seems like the most logical answer.
In the words of kung-pow, "Being gay is ba-dong!"
Love (in a totally straight way),
The Waffler
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just a simple history question. whenever i type a single letter for a web address, all the sites ive been to for that letter come up, and gets in the way of everything. i dont want that to show up, so could somebody please tell me how to get rid of it?
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It depends what internet browser you're using, I use Firefox, and to clear that I go to tools, options, privacy, and then clear all of those things.
Love,
The Waffler
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how can I win the lottery (link)
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Winning the lottery is as easy as 1-2-3!
1.) Buy/acquire a time machine
2.) Buy/acquire a fake curly moustache, 1000 yen, and a taco
3.) Put on curly moustache, pack taco in standard brown bag, and enter the time machine. Go forawrd about 5 days and turn on any TV set and watch the lottery drawings. Consume taco. No one will recognize you with curly moustache so you're OK there, with the whole, time-space continuum sort of thang. Then buy another time machine (everyone knows that time machines only work once) with the 1000 yen and go back in time five days. Remove fake moustache, buy lotto ticket with winning numbers, and buy yourself a crapload of hookers and booze!
Love,
The Waffler
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I have a boyfriend but he cant stop crying because he wants to see me, i liek him alot but like hes more emotional then me!
what do i do? (link)
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Turn into a gangsta', then he'll want to break up with you and it'll make it easier.
Love,
The Waffler
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wondering...
what do guys really think about having boners during class...&& while holding someones hands && while you guys around "girls"
thanks alot hope its not confusing... (link)
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I'm going to have to disagree with all the other answers that don't help you at all. Me, being a guy, am proud of my boner(s) and love to show them off anytime/any way I can. In the bathroom, in the kitchen, even sleeping! But I would like to thank you for brinking up the painful subject of school boners. School boners aren't good, because some teacher will see it and get eather aroused or offended! There's no embarresment, but another emotion I like to call Manliness. I have much control over my boner, I've whipped it into shape (no pun intended) and it works for ME! Not the other way around. Most guys can't express emotions, so having a boner and not trying to hide it is just saying 'I like you!'
Love,
8=======D~The Waffler
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im getting my nails done tomorrow for a formal and i was wondering if i should get gel nails, tips, or acryllics? (sp) i have had gel nails before and i really liked them but what is everyones opinion? easy 5 =] xO (link)
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I'm a man, so I'm just going to go with gel nails, because it sounds fun to play with when you get bored.
Love,
The Waffler
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does anyone know where i can get the Horizons Cotton-Rich Matelassé Coverlet in a queen size? the only place i can find is domestications and they only have a king size. here is a pic if it helps
http://www.domestications.com/parent2.asp?product=F14027x&dept%5Fid=10607&parentname=Bedspreads+%26+Coverlets (link)
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Holy crap, I can't even pronounce that, let alone know what it is. Um, try the Horizons Cotton-Rich Matelassé Coverlet in a queen size store?
Hope I one day understand how to pronounce that,
Love,
The Waffler
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Things are getting super super stressful what with school and everything else. Its really taking its toll on me emotionally and even physically. Does anybody have any advice on what I can do to relax and calm down, and to help me not get as stressed as usual? (link)
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Buy a robot that looks just like you, most likely found at your local robot store, and send him in your place to where ever you were suposed to go. Embed a camera and a mic into this sexy robot and your good to go. You'll be drinking sham-pagin on the beach stress-free!
Love,
The Waffler
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I must warn you not to bathe with your robot. Everyo other answer involves bathes, but if you do, your robot might malfunction and turn evil and kill a lot of women and children. Also, people might think that you're an alien and shoot you instead of the robot.
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yea okay were doing this dead person project. and we have to make tombstones. anyway. it has to be like a foot tall. and i don't know what to make it out of? and it has to be 3D and be able to stand..please helpp asap!! (link)
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Well, you can get a tombstone in mostly any graveyard, and they should have a wide variety of stuff written on there, good for anything. That's sort of a gloomy project, your teacher needs a puppet show! :-D
Love,
The Waffler
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What does the book Bleachers by John Grisham have to do with the search for identity? (link)
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I don't know, try searching www.sparknotes.com or slipping the teacher five bucks.
Love,
The Waffler
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Ok well i go to school with a bunch of people i have alot of rich friends and stuff and im not trying to be stuck up or any thing but i am one of the poplular girls and i have all of a sudden gained a ton of wieght i am in 7th grade im 13 i am 5'1 and i wieght 114!!! and i dont really look fat people say but im not conftable with my size all my friends are really thin! not like anrexic thin but skinny u know and i really need some tips to tone up my stomach and thighs im mean id do any thing i mean i try not to eat much but i allways do!! every time i eat i feel like a failure!
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Breakdancing will work every muscle in your body because of the awesome-ness of it. If you only feel like a failure when your full, then eat Chinese Food, you know you'll be hungry again in 15 minutes anyway! And they're always so friendly at the Chinese stores. But don't turn anarexic or stuff...then I'll feel bad for suggesting the 'chinese food and breakdancing' approach.
Love,
The Waffler
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I see we have a new smartass among us. Welcome. I enjoy your advice. Hope you stick around, your pretty funny. (link)
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Thank you, I particularly enjoy my mexican lawnmower jokes. People come for advice because they're sad and I give them a gregarious larf. Why not? I'm also doing this to spite my cousin, who's on here or something like that. Who knows! My rating isn't important to me, so why not try to get the lowest rating of all times (or the highest)! I'm going for the record! Don't worry, I'll be here giving smart-ass advice to random people who REALLY need help for a long, long time.
Love,
The Waffler
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What is good natural repellent for families such as plant,(& what do they repel & attract)what to put on small children to keep the pest away? (link)
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What I'm getting is you want to put a natural repellant on your child to keep the pest away. I'm assuming the pest is some other child. Well, finely polished glass will keep kids apart from each other. When a child tries to walk into it, they'll just fall down. Works every time!
Love,
The Waffler
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