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how can I win the lottery
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Winning the lottery is as easy as 1-2-3!
1.) Buy/acquire a time machine
2.) Buy/acquire a fake curly moustache, 1000 yen, and a taco
3.) Put on curly moustache, pack taco in standard brown bag, and enter the time machine. Go forawrd about 5 days and turn on any TV set and watch the lottery drawings. Consume taco. No one will recognize you with curly moustache so you're OK there, with the whole, time-space continuum sort of thang. Then buy another time machine (everyone knows that time machines only work once) with the 1000 yen and go back in time five days. Remove fake moustache, buy lotto ticket with winning numbers, and buy yourself a crapload of hookers and booze!
Love,
The Waffler
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